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post by cdevon   |  | 
the way it should be...
< on 3/29/2011 2:07 AM >

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough.
It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get at the end of it?
A death.
What`s that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backward.
You should die first, get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you`re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.
You work 40 years until you`re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...
and you finish off as an orgasm.




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post by KublaKhan   |  | 
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<Reply # 1 on 4/18/2011 11:22 PM >




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post by argonian   |  | 
Re: the way it should be...
<Reply # 2 on 5/7/2011 3:05 PM >

Posted by KublaKhan
http://i57.photobu...erzoner/orgasm.jpg


Ha!


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