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post by argonian   |  | 
half full and can be refilled from your own fridge.
< on 9/9/2010 1:59 PM >

Guys, guys, guys. Time to think positive.

Look, most of us are out from underneath our parents thumb. We are fancy free! Yet board members seem to forget this major feat.

Most of us have experienced the oral pleasures of another. That was no accomplishment to sneeze at when you were 14! Hazzah!

Get it together. Go buy some booze without having to find some sketchy guy who is willing to buy it only if you let him grab your boobs! Take your booze to a scuzzy alley and find a sketchy guy who will grab your crotch.

Life as an adult is wonderful!



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post by rob.i.am   |  | 
Re: half full and can be refilled from your own fridge.
<Reply # 1 on 9/9/2010 2:11 PM >

Happy birthday Argonian.


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post by argonian   |  | 
Re: half full and can be refilled from your own fridge.
<Reply # 2 on 9/9/2010 2:19 PM >

The big 56! I am excited. This will be the best birthday ever! Now, I am off to get fondled (read fingered) by a homeless man in Dundas Square!


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post by splumer   |  | 
Re: half full and can be refilled from your own fridge.
<Reply # 3 on 9/10/2010 12:42 PM >

Posted by argonian The big 56! I am excited. This will be the best birthday ever! Now, I am off to get fondled (read fingered) by a homeless man in Dundas Square!

Me too!



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post by metawaffle   |  | King of Puns

Re: half full and can be refilled from your own fridge.
<Reply # 4 on 9/15/2010 7:50 PM >

I like your attitude! I wish I'd had your perspective when I was approached by countless homeless types in America.


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