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post by miirkat   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 600 on 7/9/2013 9:14 AM >

Your face.


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post by Snipe_Hunter   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 601 on 7/9/2013 7:11 PM >

^win.


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post by relik   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 602 on 7/9/2013 10:45 PM >

Did someone say something about a barn or something of that sort?


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post by Ibaapzo   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 603 on 7/9/2013 11:03 PM >

Posted by denvereen
about it.


I'm not sure if we should admire your conviction...


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post by denvereen   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 604 on 7/14/2013 8:21 AM >

Well...I'll tell you this (while twisting my nuts into a ridiculously painful position) JAYSUS H. CHRIST wants me to TELL you, that none of these MSP assholes in town better even THINK about going to the barn, rubbing against the barn, putting a finger on one nostril and blowing shit out the other nostril on the barn, silently sitting in a car and urging oneself to CUM near the barn....eating healthy and jogging by the barn......NONE OF THESE THINGS. YOU SAVAGES STAY AWAY FROM THE GODDAM BARN.



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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 605 on 7/14/2013 9:23 AM >

Posted by denvereen
Well...I'll tell you this (while twisting my nuts into a ridiculously painful position) JAYSUS H. CHRIST wants me to TELL you, that none of these MSP assholes in town better even THINK about going to the barn, rubbing against the barn, putting a finger on one nostril and blowing shit out the other nostril on the barn, silently sitting in a car and urging oneself to CUM near the barn....eating healthy and jogging by the barn......NONE OF THESE THINGS. YOU SAVAGES STAY AWAY FROM THE GODDAM BARN.



And besides, if you did most of that anywhere near the barn, people could see you doing it from miles around, and in half those situations you'd likely get arrested by both the police and the military, if not lynched by locals.


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post by miirkat   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 606 on 7/15/2013 9:18 AM >

I think in a past life I was a barn. I vaguely remember getting murdered by a barn fetishist and coming back as a fairy...


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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 607 on 7/15/2013 10:22 PM >

Posted by miirkat
I think in a past life I was a barn. I vaguely remember getting murdered by a barn fetishist and coming back as a fairy...


Wow, you could fit even more people inside you in your past life than you can in this one, couldn't you?


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post by miirkat   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 608 on 7/16/2013 6:06 AM >

It's true, when I was a barn many people could ...come inside of me--but I did not have a heart. Now that I have a heart I can accept many more people. I can accept the whole world.


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post by Therrin   |  | This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.

Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 609 on 7/16/2013 6:25 AM >

Posted by miirkat
It's true, when I was a barn many people could ...come inside of me--but I did not have a heart. Now that I have a heart I can accept many more people. I can accept the whole world.


*reads this and then gently wipes tears from his eyes*


(which is hard to do with flippers, when you're a penguin)


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post by miirkat   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 610 on 7/16/2013 7:51 AM >

If we had babies, they would have an odd lineage and would probably be cat-dolphins as I am a cat. Let's disregard genetics for a while, it's more fun that way.


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post by Tenebrae   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 611 on 7/16/2013 8:02 AM >

The reproductive part just gets in the way.


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post by miirkat   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 612 on 7/16/2013 8:22 AM >

Don't hate. What me and Therrin have going on is beautiful.


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post by Therrin   |  | This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.

Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 613 on 7/16/2013 5:48 PM >

It's a cat-penguin male-male thing, and yes it's beautiful.

I'm not sure where the egg is supposed to come from for the babies, but like he said we're ignoring genetics cuz it's more fun.


Looks like I'm moving to IL. Maybe I'll stop in and see a bunch of you folks on my way through CO.


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post by miirkat   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 614 on 7/16/2013 8:19 PM >

That's the perfect time to get married too.


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post by Snipe_Hunter   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 615 on 7/17/2013 7:39 AM >

This thread needs to be killed with fire...


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post by miirkat   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 616 on 7/17/2013 9:51 AM >

This thread contains massive amounts of cooties.


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post by Tenebrae   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 617 on 7/17/2013 12:03 PM >

And actual microorganisms, too.


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post by shotgun mario   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 618 on 7/17/2013 12:16 PM >

you cant destroy this thread, it is my life force. My existence is anchored in its existence...


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post by Therrin   |  | This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.

Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 619 on 7/17/2013 6:58 PM >

Posted by miirkat
This thread contains massive amounts of cooties.


and coochies.


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