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Poll Question:
Who shall Intrinsic love while he loves his doll?
Total Votes: 13

1. (2 - 15.38 %) Hydrotherapy?
2. (5 - 38.46 %) Argonian?
3. (6 - 46.15 %) A person selected in a soon to be published poll by Rob666?

post by argonian

Intrinsic
< on 3/18/2010 2:55 AM >

The dolls are what you have sex with while on the phone with your long distance love. Now the issue is determining who your long distance love is. This shall be settled through the use of polls. It worked for me. I got a possum and am the happiest I have ever been!

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post by Intrinsic

Re: Intrinsic
<Reply # 1 on 3/18/2010 10:14 AM >

I will expect the lucky (and I do emphasize the word lucky) lady to PM her phone number along with a description of what she's wearing before she retires for the night.

Suddenly I feel very dirty, like i have to go shower - why is this?

_{(Actually it's 6:11 AM, and I neeed to shower and haul my ass to work)}

[last edit 3/18/2010 10:22 AM by Intrinsic - edited 1 times]

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post by argonian

Re: Intrinsic
<Reply # 2 on 3/18/2010 10:19 AM >

I note you didn't vote. I applaud your indifference.

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post by Intrinsic

Re: Intrinsic
<Reply # 3 on 3/18/2010 10:21 AM >

Realdoll didn't limit me to just one doll you know. I noticed there was no option for BOTH.

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post by argonian

Re: Intrinsic
<Reply # 4 on 3/18/2010 10:23 AM >

In that case I am appalled by your greed.

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post by argonian

Re: Intrinsic
<Reply # 5 on 3/18/2010 11:52 AM >

I know that you are shy about your relationship and a private man to boot. Sill, I would like to say that any pictures you provide of you with your realdoll would be most appreciated

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post by hydrotherapy

Clever Girl

Re: Intrinsic
<Reply # 6 on 3/18/2010 1:34 PM >

Posted by argonian
I know that you are shy about your relationship and a private man to boot. Sill, I would like to say that any pictures you provide of you with your realdoll would be most appreciated

I have a very nice raptor mask I could maill you to put on it.

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post by Intrinsic

Re: Intrinsic
<Reply # 7 on 3/18/2010 7:23 PM >

Please no comments about Melina's weight - she's very sensitive about her weight.

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post by argonian

Re: Intrinsic
<Reply # 8 on 3/19/2010 1:35 AM >

I had my doubts about the while romantic aspect if your relationship, but I can't deny you treat her well

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post by KublaKhan

Re: Intrinsic
<Reply # 9 on 3/30/2010 9:25 PM >

Posted by Intrinsic

Please no comments about Melina's weight - she's very sensitive about her weight.

HOLY JESUS THAT's MY SISTER!!!

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post by Intrinsic

Re: Intrinsic
<Reply # 10 on 3/30/2010 9:56 PM >

Posted by KublaKhan

HOLY JESUS THAT's MY SISTER!!!

Yeah well tell her that last night's dinner was good, I lied about calling her tomorrow and oh, she has developed a slow leak.

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post by jeepdave

Re: Intrinsic
<Reply # 11 on 4/17/2010 4:53 AM >

What? No possum option?

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post by logtec

Re: Intrinsic
<Reply # 12 on 4/23/2010 5:44 PM >

out of curiosity, does she like anal...?

[last edit 4/23/2010 5:45 PM by logtec - edited 1 times]

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post by Intrinsic

Re: Intrinsic
<Reply # 13 on 4/23/2010 7:42 PM >

Just FYI, that guy isn't me. I found that image online somewhere under the Image search.

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post by rob.i.am

Re: Intrinsic
<Reply # 14 on 4/23/2010 9:07 PM >

Posted by Intrinsic
Just FYI, that guy isn't me. I found that image online somewhere under the Image search.

What's he doing with your girl????

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post by metawaffle

King of Puns

Re: Intrinsic
<Reply # 15 on 4/23/2010 9:59 PM >

Posted by rob666

What's he doing with your girl????

I laughed.

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post by Intrinsic

Re: Intrinsic
<Reply # 16 on 4/23/2010 10:17 PM >

Zing, zing.

This is my girl, silly Rob...

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post by splumer

Re: Intrinsic
<Reply # 17 on 4/26/2010 4:12 PM >

Posted by Intrinsic
Zing, zing.

This is my girl, silly Rob...

Sweet! Wait... travel size?

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post by MrMusik

Re: Intrinsic
<Reply # 18 on 4/27/2010 12:17 AM >

Posted by splumer

Sweet! Wait... travel size?

hell yes!!!

chubby midgets!!!

He's into chubby midgets!

AAAAAHAHAAHAHHAHAH

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post by trent

I'm Trent! Get Bent!

Re: Intrinsic
<Reply # 19 on 4/27/2010 6:25 PM >

Posted by splumer

Sweet! Wait... travel size?

Yup, only 26" in height. Perfect to fulfill any fantasies about 2 year-olds.

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