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post by rob.i.am

Re: Should Argonian wait patiently for metawaffle to become available or should she settle for intrinsic?
<Reply # 20 on 3/17/2010 10:04 PM >

Posted by hydrotherapy

While I do love me some geriatrics, I hate Trent.

I can offer you a Steed or a Samurai (but I'm not sure he goes that way*)

_{*not that there's anything wrong with that}

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post by hydrotherapy

Clever Girl

Re: Should Argonian wait patiently for metawaffle to become available or should she settle for intrinsic?
<Reply # 21 on 3/17/2010 10:28 PM >

I was hoping you had something more in the 'crazy cat lady' area.

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post by rob.i.am

Re: Should Argonian wait patiently for metawaffle to become available or should she settle for intrinsic?
<Reply # 22 on 3/17/2010 10:53 PM >

Posted by hydrotherapy
I was hoping you had something more in the 'crazy cat lady' area.

Oh! Yes, we have an Intrinsic. It's an older model but it's got low mileage.

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post by Intrinsic

Re: Should Argonian wait patiently for metawaffle to become available or should she settle for intrinsic?
<Reply # 23 on 3/18/2010 1:52 AM >

Posted by rob666

Oh! Yes, we have an Intrinsic. It's an older model but it's got low mileage.

I must now break my five day non-posting record, damn you Rob666.

When my co-workers ask my age, my answer is "how old do I look?". The results vary from about 27 (whoa) to 32. In actuality, I'm closer to Rob's age though.

Hydro is quite attractive and all but I'm not sure how she'd feel being at the wheel of an older model vehic...err... person. There's also that whole long distance relationship thing, be it Toronto and Australia, New York and Sudbury or Toronto and Sudbury - the long distance phone calls, the lonely nights, the playing BINGO games by yourself while getting drunk on blueberry wine... I'll keep my realdoll for now thankyoumuch.

Edit: I wonder if there is a Hydro realdoll. Now that would be interesting.

[last edit 3/18/2010 1:59 AM by Intrinsic - edited 1 times]

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post by rob.i.am

Re: Should Argonian wait patiently for metawaffle to become available or should she settle for intrinsic?
<Reply # 24 on 3/18/2010 2:08 AM >

Posted by Intrinsic

There's also that whole long distance relationship thing, be it Toronto and Australia, New York and Sudbury or Toronto and Sudbury

Wait, you're contemplating a long distance relationship with Hydro, Argonian and metawaffle??

/me is impressed

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post by metawaffle

King of Puns

Re: Should Argonian wait patiently for metawaffle to become available or should she settle for intrinsic?
<Reply # 25 on 3/18/2010 2:12 AM >

Posted by rob666

Wait, you're contemplating a long distance relationship with Hydro, Argonian and metawaffle??

/me is impressed

No, no, he quite carefully left out Sudbury and Australia. Don't think I didn't notice, Intrinsic, don't think I didn't notice.

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post by rob.i.am

Re: Should Argonian wait patiently for metawaffle to become available or should she settle for intrinsic?
<Reply # 26 on 3/18/2010 2:17 AM >

Posted by metawaffle

No, no, he quite carefully left out Sudbury and Australia. Don't think I didn't notice, Intrinsic, don't think I didn't notice.

Damn, you're right. Sorry to get your hopes up.

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post by argonian

Re: Should Argonian wait patiently for metawaffle to become available or should she settle for intrinsic?
<Reply # 27 on 3/18/2010 2:29 AM >

Posted by Intrinsic

Edit: I wonder if there is a Hydro realdoll. Now that would be interesting.

This is pretty close.

[last edit 3/18/2010 2:39 AM by argonian - edited 2 times]

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post by argonian

Re: Should Argonian wait patiently for metawaffle to become available or should she settle for intrinsic?
<Reply # 28 on 3/18/2010 2:34 AM >

Intrinsic, I spotted your testimonial for when you bought Lily. It is quite sweet

January 10, 2010

The reasons why I decided to buy a doll were various: I was (pretty happy) single, but once I realised this doll could really make a difference to a life of solitude, I started searching the net. I came out by Abyss... I didn't doubt anymore... made my choices and ordered a doll... Then the waiting period...

We are some days further now and I can say: it is getting better and better. The things you discover... The things you can or must do: go shopping for her, taking care of her (washing, powdering), dressing her up, moving her,... Kissing her, caressing her, cuddle her, laying next to her, holding her hand, brushing her wig,... too much to mention

Not to mention her design and her looks. When you see her 'in person', all pictures furfill their expectations. In fact, no picture can capture her beauty and her sweetness. I am so happy to have her with me!

Thanks to Abyss and to all of its staff: Matt Mccullen (= no less than a genious), Debra, Amanda, Robin and Derek and all the people I don't know by name. Thank you for making this possible!

From Sudbury

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post by metawaffle

King of Puns

Re: Should Argonian wait patiently for metawaffle to become available or should she settle for intrinsic?
<Reply # 29 on 3/18/2010 2:43 AM >

I'm led to believe someone on this board has, like, thirty realdolls.

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post by rob.i.am

Re: Should Argonian wait patiently for metawaffle to become available or should she settle for intrinsic?
<Reply # 30 on 3/18/2010 2:50 AM >

Posted by metawaffle
I'm led to believe someone on this board has, like, thirty realdolls.

does each one of the dolls have its own cat?

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post by metawaffle

King of Puns

Re: Should Argonian wait patiently for metawaffle to become available or should she settle for intrinsic?
<Reply # 31 on 3/18/2010 2:56 AM >

Posted by rob666

does each one of the dolls have its own cat?

No, but each has at least one mature.

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post by Intrinsic

Re: Should Argonian wait patiently for metawaffle to become available or should she settle for intrinsic?
<Reply # 32 on 3/18/2010 10:07 AM >

I had the weirdest fawking dream last night and it involved UER female members. Note to self, do not read a thread like this AND take Melatonin before going to sleep.

_{* Melatonin is known for causing the weirdest dreams ever. And it was a really odd UER party too by the way.}

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post by argonian

Re: Should Argonian wait patiently for metawaffle to become available or should she settle for intrinsic?
<Reply # 33 on 3/18/2010 10:21 AM >

I assume Hydro, Meta and Rob had ridiculously large boobies.

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post by Intrinsic

Re: Should Argonian wait patiently for metawaffle to become available or should she settle for intrinsic?
<Reply # 34 on 3/18/2010 10:24 AM >

I will never disclose what it was about but it was the f'ing weirdest dream ever.... not sexual at all just really messed up. It was like a UER camping meet.

Avoid that Melatonin or at least UER before bedtime.

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post by hydrotherapy

Clever Girl

Re: Should Argonian wait patiently for metawaffle to become available or should she settle for intrinsic?
<Reply # 35 on 3/18/2010 1:33 PM >

Posted by argonian

This is pretty close.

http://www.realdol...als/crazyjose4.jpg

That is pretty accurate, I must say!

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post by trent

I'm Trent! Get Bent!

Re: Should Argonian wait patiently for metawaffle to become available or should she settle for intrinsic?
<Reply # 36 on 4/16/2010 6:15 PM >

Posted by hydrotherapy

While I do love me some geriatrics, I hate Trent.

Awww.... It's hard to hate something that you've never experienced (in person).

So yah, I'm old now. Scanning through this board quickly though, the realdoll thing is kinda creepy. I hope exponential creepiness is not something I should expect to come from growing old.

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