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post by Shuga_Shane   |  | 
Cougar Bait
< on 2/24/2009 5:53 PM >

I needs a sugar mama.


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post by argonian   |  | 
Re: Cougar Bait
<Reply # 1 on 2/24/2009 6:57 PM >

I only make $50,000.00 a year. Somehow I think you are low maintenance and that I could still afford your services.


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post by MutantMandias   |  | Perverse and Often Baffling

Re: Cougar Bait
<Reply # 2 on 2/24/2009 7:07 PM >

This thread is much more depressing that I expected.


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post by Shuga_Shane   |  | 
Re: Cougar Bait
<Reply # 3 on 2/24/2009 7:07 PM >

Posted by argonian
I only make $50,000.00 a year. Somehow I think you are low maintenance and that I could still afford your services.


Holy crap, you're rich!!! That's more than twice what the average person makes in Lynchburg.
Yeah, I'm a pretty cheap date, It seems like I get just a couple shots in me and I turn into a total slutbag.


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post by G to the Race   |  | 
Re: Cougar Bait
<Reply # 4 on 2/24/2009 8:02 PM >

I have one, it ain't all that.


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post by shellyl   |  | 
Re: Cougar Bait
<Reply # 5 on 2/24/2009 8:08 PM >

Posted by argonian
I only make $50,000.00 a year. Somehow I think you are low maintenance and that I could still afford your services.


You are a few thousand ahead of me!. Enjoy I can't compete.


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post by Shuga_Shane   |  | 
Re: Cougar Bait
<Reply # 6 on 2/24/2009 8:35 PM >

Posted by shellyl


You are a few thousand ahead of me!. Enjoy I can't can compete.





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post by argonian   |  | 
Re: Cougar Bait
<Reply # 7 on 2/24/2009 8:41 PM >

Actually, I would just make Shane a map of all the dumpsters in the city. I am too cheap to share my wealth.


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post by metawaffle   |  | King of Puns

Re: Cougar Bait
<Reply # 8 on 2/24/2009 10:16 PM >

"You're living in a dumpster?"

"Oh, man, I wish. Dumpster-brand trash bins are top-of-the-line. This is just a Trash-Co waste disposal unit."



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