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post by argonian   |  | 
Those with children
< on 2/5/2009 4:57 AM >

I don't have any. So, I have decided to take it upon myself to tell you how to raise them. This is ignoring the fact that I am currently drunk.


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post by rob.i.am   |  | 
Re: Those with children
<Reply # 1 on 2/5/2009 5:11 AM >

So that's it? That's your advice? "I am currently drunk"?


Actually come to think of it, that's not bad advice at all...




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post by metawaffle   |  | King of Puns

Re: Those with children
<Reply # 2 on 2/5/2009 5:51 AM >

Posted by argonian
I don't have any. So, I have decided to take it upon myself to tell you how to raise them. This is ignoring the fact that I am currently drunk.


Are Mandias-style beatings the order of the day?


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post by SaraBellum   |  | Berkshire Hunt

Re: Those with children
<Reply # 3 on 2/5/2009 5:53 AM >

I think Mandi is more emotionally abusive, like giving his children awesome dogs and then taking them away.


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post by argonian   |  | 
Re: Those with children
<Reply # 4 on 2/5/2009 5:55 AM >

I agree with Sara. I mean all I really do is say "step away from the computer and give your child a pat on the head and a scratch on the chin." In my defense, I also want you to strut into the bedroom and tell your lady "hey, it is night, be like Karl and eat a knob!"


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post by metawaffle   |  | King of Puns

Re: Those with children
<Reply # 5 on 2/5/2009 6:15 AM >

Actually, my comment was a subtle response to a comment Mandi made a long, long time ago. I would hope that everyone reads every post on the forums, and commits them to memory, and can thus get full value from my responses.


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post by KublaKhan   |  | 
Re: Those with children
<Reply # 6 on 2/5/2009 7:04 AM >

Posted by rob666
So that's it? That's your advice? "I am currently drunk"?


Actually come to think of it, that's not bad advice at all...




Indeed. I'm writing this one down, as it is so obviously valuable.

Thanks for the heads up on that one.


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post by MutantMandias   |  | Perverse and Often Baffling

Re: Those with children
<Reply # 7 on 2/5/2009 12:59 PM >

Posted by metawaffle
I would hope that everyone reads every post on the forums, and commits them to memory, and can thus get full value from my responses.


Hear hear. Why even have a forum if people don't obsessively read every post and commit them to memory.


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post by WEKurtz   |  | 
Re: Those with children
<Reply # 8 on 5/9/2009 10:52 AM >

I was going to just make this "kids" entry, but the "currently drunk" thing sounds fun too. Oh shit, it's 6:50 a.m. Oh well WTF. 1.





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