post by KublaKhan | | Re: Kylie Minogue <Reply # 17 on 4/26/2008 8:41 PM >
Her back-up dancers wear costumes that look like they were designed by 5th grade Star Trek nerds...what I'm trying to say here is that her whole schtick is stupid shitty neo-futuristic (whatever that means) unsexy horseshit.
You understand? Her songs might be catchy, and she might be a tad hot, but her live and/or video performance is stupid, and all that fucking whack costume shit...plastic visor headband and the jerky robot moves...FUCKED. What kind of crack is she smoking? Does she actually say, "Yes...this is brilliant. Let's go with that." Because if that's the case, she's a fucking moron.