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Poll Question:
Is Ares gay?
Total Votes: 27

1. (12 - 44.44 %) Yes
2. (1 - 3.7 %) No
3. (14 - 51.85 %) Only if he does that thing with his tongue

post by stealthy

Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
< on 5/12/2007 11:18 PM >

TORONTO (AP) - Longtime UER member and rumoured-to-be-gay-guy Ares is allegedly the father of a baby. When questioned about this, he had the following comment:

<Ares> I am father to many babies

However, in the same comment released to the AP, he said:

[19:07:14] <Ares> its all I lie and I would only bang you jordan

So the real question is: is ares gay?

VOTE AND DECIDE HIS FATE!

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post by KONG

Sus scrofa domestica

Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
<Reply # 1 on 5/12/2007 11:21 PM >

Isn't Lexi pregnant with his baby?

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post by Ares

Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
<Reply # 2 on 5/12/2007 11:26 PM >

I vote yes

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post by stealthy

Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
<Reply # 3 on 5/13/2007 12:40 AM >

12 people can't be wrong

[last edit 5/13/2007 11:29 AM by stealthy - edited 1 times]

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post by Lexi

Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
<Reply # 4 on 5/13/2007 3:15 AM >

Posted by El Diablo
Isn't Lexi pregnant with his baby?

Be a doll and pass me that coat hanger.

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post by KONG

Sus scrofa domestica

Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
<Reply # 5 on 5/13/2007 5:30 AM >

I don't have it handy. Need a kick down the stairs?

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post by GreyDeath

Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
<Reply # 6 on 5/13/2007 3:27 PM >

I can deliver a mighty fine kick to the gut!

-Me!

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post by fedge

Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
<Reply # 7 on 5/13/2007 9:41 PM >

I always thought Ares was a little gay. But in a "happy to UE" kind of way.

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post by Glass

Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
<Reply # 8 on 5/13/2007 10:10 PM >

I voted no, because nobody can prove Jordan is in fact a male.

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post by KONG

Sus scrofa domestica

Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
<Reply # 9 on 5/13/2007 11:25 PM >

Posted by Glass
I voted no, because nobody can prove Jordan is in fact a male.

I can.

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post by TaP

Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
<Reply # 10 on 5/14/2007 12:42 AM >

Posted by El Diablo

I can.

boffo can too

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post by Glass

Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
<Reply # 11 on 5/14/2007 3:16 AM >

Posted by TaP

boffo can too

but he can't sit down

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post by fedge

Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
<Reply # 12 on 5/14/2007 12:20 PM >

Ever try to get on a bike seat "too fast"? He's a guy.

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post by underdark

Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
<Reply # 13 on 5/18/2007 3:21 AM >

Posted by Lexi

Be a doll and pass me that coat hanger.

ALRIGHT! Bar-B-Q shrimp is on the menu!

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