Poll Question:
best option to take when i see homeless
Total Votes
64
1. Hit
0
0 %
2. Run
13
20.31 %
3. Gun
2
3.12 %
4. Eat
3
4.69 %
5. Hide
3
4.69 %
6. Flex
2
3.12 %
7. Give$
8
12.5 %
8. Take$
2
3.12 %
9. Talk
20
31.25 %
10. Smooch
11
17.19 %
Male
Interacting with homeless people (urban exploring)
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
How do i interact with the homeless ppl i find in the abandoned building?

when i see homeless people i make gorillas noises pounding my chest screaming and

shouting until they run away but when i ran into half naked homeless woman in

abandoned hot dog factory she throwed a rock? brick? stick? at me and

i almost lost my shit and caught another charge. How do i interact with homeless

when i explore urban hellscape without sending back to jail.

-Kind regards the Balaclava Bandit

Rigatoni
Male
Garlic Bread
Re: Interacting with homeless people (urban exploring)
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Alright let's not try to catch assault charges. If you find a homeless person harassing you just leave it, nothing better will be made out of it if you get physical. Whenever I explore, I always bring energy bars just in case I see a homeless person.. The majority of homeless people living in abandoned buildings just want to be left alone, offering food is an assuring gesture. I know some people on UER that actually carry cigarettes and have a smoke with them if they are ever confronted. Happy exploring
Littleton, CO
Neither
Dishpit dipshit
Re: Interacting with homeless people (urban exploring)
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
People who are without homes are in far worse situations than us and deserve respect. Keep in mind that you are in their living space when you see them, so you should absolutely respect their wishes. If they want you to leave, you should leave.
Edmonton/Seoul
Male
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Race Traitor
Re: Interacting with homeless people (urban exploring)
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by The Balaclava Bandit
How do i interact with the homeless ppl i find in the abandoned building?

when i see homeless people i make gorillas noises pounding my chest screaming and

shouting until they run away but when i ran into half naked homeless woman in

abandoned hot dog factory she throwed a rock? brick? stick? at me and

i almost lost my shit and caught another charge. How do i interact with homeless

when i explore urban hellscape without sending back to jail.

-Kind regards the Balaclava Bandit




This is quite possibly the greatest first post by someone we've seen in a long while.
Beyond
Anarchocommunist
Re: Interacting with homeless people (urban exploring)
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
I've said it before and I'll say it again, for a few hundred bucks in cigarettes and small bills one can raise an army of scouts and distraction artists from the unhoused to make your 'bexin so much smoother.

Don't just donate, employ.
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Male
Re: Interacting with homeless people (urban exploring)
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by The Balaclava Bandit
How do i interact with the homeless ppl i find in the abandoned building?

when i see homeless people i make gorillas noises pounding my chest screaming and

shouting until they run away but when i ran into half naked homeless woman in

abandoned hot dog factory she throwed a rock? brick? stick? at me and

i almost lost my shit and caught another charge. How do i interact with homeless

when i explore urban hellscape without sending back to jail.

-Kind regards the Balaclava Bandit




Thank you everyones for sharing ideas. after analyzing poll and reading through

thread as of now the best strategy seem to be smooch homeless ppl on site and then

p@y them with $ and cigs to leave me alone or be my minions depending on my mood.

Good ideas very good ideas

-Kind regards the Balaclava Bandit
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Rigatoni
Male
Garlic Bread
Re: Interacting with homeless people (urban exploring)
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by The Balaclava Bandit


Thank you everyones for sharing ideas. after analyzing poll and reading through

thread as of now the best strategy seem to be smooch homeless ppl on site and then

p@y them with $ and cigs to leave me alone or be my minions depending on my mood.

Good ideas very good ideas

-Kind regards the Balaclava Bandit
449576.jpg (56 kb, 970x1024)
click to view



Brother you are absolutely ripped!
Greece
Re: Interacting with homeless people (urban exploring)
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
If I see them before they see me I leave. If they see me before I see them I talk.
Kansas City
Male
Huh. I guess covid made me a trendsetter.
Re: Interacting with homeless people (urban exploring)
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
I have a buddy who got stabbed in the ass by a homeless guy in an abandoned warehouse, so I personally recommend that option.
Having a swimmingly good time
Re: Interacting with homeless people (urban exploring)
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by Aran
I have a buddy who got stabbed in the ass by a homeless guy in an abandoned warehouse, so I personally recommend that option.


If you are expecting to get poked in the ass by a homeless man, might I recommend bringing along protection? Really this advice goes for any case of poking.
Central Florida
Re: Interacting with homeless people (urban exploring)
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
On my very first trip, after two hours of walking around on our way back, we decide to check out one last small building. This one seemed off, and after stepping one foot through the window a man, who sounded about four feet away, yelled for us to get the f*** out; so we ran... It was horrifying, but that adrenaline rush is what got me hooked on this hobby.
Edmonton/Seoul
Male
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Race Traitor
Re: Interacting with homeless people (urban exploring)
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
For this exact situation, I have a gun that shoots frozen hot dogs. If you don't kill them, you end up giving them a meal. Everybody wins.
Rigatoni
Male
Garlic Bread
Re: Interacting with homeless people (urban exploring)
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by Steed
For this exact situation, I have a gun that shoots frozen hot dogs. If you don't kill them, you end up giving them a meal. Everybody wins.


I just realized I had responded to a shitpost back in April
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