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ripping a fence board off a fence and throwing it at the owner...
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getting bitten by my cat, then biting the cat back! meeeeoooooowwwwww!
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mushroom-slapping the cat after sex...!
They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn! | |
lmfao are you drunk right now XD
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Posted by vapula lmfao are you drunk right now XD
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ummmm yes... i brought back a large amount of tequila from a vacation in mexico just before this whole "swine flu" thing happened. today i worked 12 hours, and i thought a few shots would help me sleep... but now i find myself rambling on and typing out crazy shit on the internet! you should see what i just did to my flickr page...!
They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn! | |
SO i thought i was going to fail my grade 11 french class... Ahhh... i thought "fuck it then" i'll get drunk just before my exam and have a grand ol' time screwing up and failing a useless class...! ~turns out i ended up getting 84% as a final mark in french! SUCKERS- the "Scarborough Board of Education" is made up of idiots! NICE, who says drinking is bad? While on topic of Exams: i stupidly decided to dropped ACID for my grade 12 physics Exam(because i was acing the class anyway, i thought what would it matter?). after picking up my exam paper, all the letters slid off the page onto my desk in a massive pile of letters! "panicing"- I spending the next hour trying to put the letters back on the blank paper in proper order...! Turns out I ACED that exam too! WOW, have i ever grown up since then... the days of no-responsibilities are long gone! Moral of the story: enjoy being young and having NO responsibilities, because it won't last long...!
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haha logtec...my sister totally got WASTED for her grade 9 math exam - and got a 98%...which makes me mad, because i could NEVER do that for math SOBER, but i digress... hmm stupid things i've done while i was drunk - here are just a few highlights, because i'm a classy like that... - took pylons off the road and put them in my friend's front lawn - tap danced down my res hall (in tap shoes!) while telling people that they "wished i was a lesbian" on my 18th birthday - told some guy, at my first keg party, who said that i didn't know how to smoke cigarettes that "one day i'll be a big rock star, and you'll look like an idiot" (my friends overheard me. the next day I felt like an idiot...whatever, i was 17)...haha and i wasn't even a smoker yet, at that point... - fallen on my head in a restaurant at 5AM in front of friends and waiters...twice - verbally ripped the dj at a frat party apart, for at least 20 minutes about what shitty taste he had in music, to the point that he threatening me... - poured half the temptations treats out, as if i was feeding a chicken and not a cat, whilst drinking absinthe - got so drunk on st patty's day that i didn't even make it to the bar! 3.5 bottles of wine + lemonade with vodka in less than 2.5 hours = FAIL - managed to make hash browns for everyone, from scratch, that same st patty's day, after consuming 2.5 of the bottles of wine - puked off some guy's 2nd story balcony in kingston - agreed to go out with some dick-bearded loser luckily, i can say i'm a lot more composed when i'm drunk than i used to be...took a few years, but yeah...i'm more careful who i get THAT drunk around these days, so there you go.
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Posted by estherella haha logtec...my sister totally got WASTED for her grade 9 math exam - and got a 98%...which makes me mad, because i could NEVER do that for math SOBER, but i digress... hmm stupid things i've done while i was drunk - here are just a few highlights, because i'm a classy like that... - took pylons off the road and put them in my friend's front lawn - tap danced down my res hall (in tap shoes!) while telling people that they "wished i was a lesbian" on my 18th birthday - told some guy, at my first keg party, who said that i didn't know how to smoke cigarettes that "one day i'll be a big rock star, and you'll look like an idiot" (my friends overheard me. the next day I felt like an idiot...whatever, i was 17)...haha and i wasn't even a smoker yet, at that point... - fallen on my head in a restaurant at 5AM in front of friends and waiters...twice - verbally ripped the dj at a frat party apart, for at least 20 minutes about what shitty taste he had in music, to the point that he threatening me... - poured half the temptations treats out, as if i was feeding a chicken and not a cat, whilst drinking absinthe - got so drunk on st patty's day that i didn't even make it to the bar! 3.5 bottles of wine + lemonade with vodka in less than 2.5 hours = FAIL - managed to make hash browns for everyone, from scratch, that same st patty's day, after consuming 2.5 of the bottles of wine - puked off some guy's 2nd story balcony in kingston - agreed to go out with some dick-bearded loser luckily, i can say i'm a lot more composed when i'm drunk than i used to be...took a few years, but yeah...i'm more careful who i get THAT drunk around these days, so there you go.
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don't forget breaking a toe on a sawzall bax and falling over... bite...
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This thread seems like one giant confession. I'll leave it to the imagination.
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Posted by logtec While on topic of Exams: i stupidly decided to dropped ACID for my grade 12 physics Exam(because i was acing the class anyway, i thought what would it matter?). after picking up my exam paper, all the letters slid off the page onto my desk in a massive pile of letters! "panicing"- I spending the next hour trying to put the letters back on the blank paper in proper order...! Turns out I ACED that exam too!
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wow i just pissed my self laughing XD
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Posted by logtec
don't forget breaking a toe on a sawzall bax and falling over... bite...
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haha oh man...my toe finally stopped hurting last week! :-*
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well sense everyone is confessing... a while back when i threw a party i ended up making out with my girlfriend and a bunch of our chick friends. i know sounds like every guys dream considering my girlfriend didn't even care and cause she was making out with the other girls too. how ever the next day those girls that we were making out with got really pissed at us and stopped talking to us, and they we're really good friends, i even ended up making out and almost having sex with a good friends girlfriend >.<
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Posted by vapula well sense everyone is confessing... a while back when i threw a party i ended up making out with my girlfriend and a bunch of our chick friends. i know sounds like every guys dream considering my girlfriend didn't even care and cause she was making out with the other girls too. how ever the next day those girls that we were making out with got really pissed at us and stopped talking to us, and they we're really good friends, i even ended up making out and almost having sex with a good friends girlfriend >.<
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yikes...this is why, even when drunk, you don't dip your pen in the company ink...it will almost never end well! also fireworks whilst drunk - stupid? maybe. awesome? YES.
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Posted by estherella
yikes...this is why, even when drunk, you don't dip your pen in the company ink...it will almost never end well!
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haha, yeah but i had to learn the hard way i guess XD
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Tame things like going to an abandoned candy factory and pissing on the fence to stupid, disgusting things like chugging rye and pepsi and then proceeding to throw up all over myself at the bar table. That was definitely the worst. Depression drinking never ends well.
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Posted by Stewie
Depression drinking never ends well.
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amen brother
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Posted by estherella - agreed to go out with some dick-bearded loser
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Posted by battlebran
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*barfs in mouth a little* i learnt my lesson. haha
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haha oh man, last week i drank a lot of rum and some tequila and all of a sudden it hit me like a brick wall...soon after, i went to bed, but then had to get up to use the washroom, and couldn't find the door to leave the bedroom. apparently, i was standing at the window, not the door, and was too drunk to look for the light at the crack of the door to show me my way! i made it to the bathroom in the end, thanks to logtec, but yeah. GRETZ!!!
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ripped a fence-board off and threw it at the owner, then blamed a few kids walking down the street when he asked "what the fcuk are you doing?"
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