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Seriously, New Jersey.
Just stop.
Thanks.
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perhaps you should drink a 40 and forget all about new jersey.
Take whatever you want. Leave anything but FIRE!
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You are a total jerk. New Jersey is way better then Illinois.. or Alaska... Or wherever the hell you're from. Know why? Cuz I'm here.
Simple as that.
YEAH.
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"The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life." - T.R. |
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NJ Smells funny!
*Best Post Ever* any meetups to go to the malt plant? I'll join and be the first one over, so you know I'm not a cop. Also I'll bring beer. *DO NOT MESSAGE ME WITH ISSUES. PLEASE USE CONTACT A MODERATOR* |
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Only near the turnpike!
"The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life." - T.R. |
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dear new jersey,
when i want to turn left, i'm gonna turn left. fuck your jug handles. i'm from DC, and we have to turn left all the time. i'm really good at it. i learned how to turn left in driving school about 14 years ago, and in MD we're allowed to turn left. i have to do it like every day, so i have lots of practice. you can trust me, i won't hurt anyone.
so new jersey, i'm going to turn left when i want to. just wanted to let you know.
kthx.
leave the gun. take the cannoli.
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Its not as bad as all this "Masshole" faggotry.
grit your teeth in the face of fear. self repression is the true sign of a coward, toss your inhibitions to the wind. |
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Please everyone feel free to use this as an ubiquitous open letter to the state of New Jersey, to tell it all those things you have wanted to for years.
Jersey, I can pump my own gas. Please allow me to. It scares me when your creepy gas station attendants in overalls leer at me through my car window, and frustrates me when they don't understand how to turn a key in a locking gas cap.
Let me pump my own gas.
Thanks.
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Posted by hydrotherapy
Jersey, I can pump my own gas. Please allow me to. It scares me when your creepy gas station attendants in overalls leer at me through my car window, and frustrates me when they don't understand how to turn a key in a locking gas cap.
Let me pump my own gas.
Thanks.
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I always wondered about that?
are Jersey people that forgetful/dumb/insane that they cannot pump their own fuel.
Thank you, but I have been pumping gas since age 13. I can do myself.
This is why when I lived in maryland, I would take the long way home through Pennsylvania to avoid Jersey at all costs.
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Dear jersey, don't listen to them. I still love you, and things are going to be fine. We've been through worse. <3
"The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life." - T.R. |
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dear jersey, wherer are the hot bitches. bc they dont seem to exist. where are theuy
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Posted by tullo
dear jersey, wherer are the hot bitches. bc they dont seem to exist. where are theuy
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you really are drunk.
Take whatever you want. Leave anything but FIRE!
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oh yeah - and girls in jersey will call the police on you if you show them the sign you made that says "show us your boobs".
true story.
leave the gun. take the cannoli.
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Yea whatever happened with that? You ever see any trouble?
I told you... next time blast some Bon Jovi and they'll be more then happy to oblige.
"The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life." - T.R. |
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nothing happened. no cops.
but i'll take the bon jovi advice for the next road trip. i'll also stay long enough to buy you a beer.
leave the gun. take the cannoli.
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Posted by tullo
dear jersey, wherer are the hot bitches. bc they dont seem to exist. where are theuy
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Uh...
Right there, in NJ. Where have you BEEN?
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Sounds good to me corly! I know a place nearby that sells Dogfish Head 120 minute, and many other tasty treats! Delicious!
Oh Emma, you're such a flatterer. Come visit me ASAP. <3
"The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life." - T.R. |
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Posted by Awesome ActionSatisfaction Esq.
Sounds good to me corly! I know a place nearby that sells Dogfish Head 120 minute, and many other tasty treats! Delicious!
Oh Emma, you're such a flatterer. Come visit me ASAP. <3
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...are you testing to see how long you can possibly make your username? lol
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personally, this is why I hate NJ
http://www.youtube...atch?v=SDeWJqKx3Y0
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