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1. I like to travel at the drop of a hat.
2. I like dogs way more than kids.
3. My goddaughter, Abigail, is way cooler than any kid I could ever hope to have.
4. I'm selfish.
Your turn!
[01:47:56] <GreyDeath> Sara just stares her enemies into submission and eventually madness
"You can either be wise or a bad-ass gangsta, but not both. You must choose your path." ~~metawaffle | |
1. Everything Sara said
2. There are too many stupid people in this world aready and I would be daft if I thought my kid would be any less stupid than all the others
3. I hate snot and kids are nothing but snot
Exploring is like tattoos... They stopped being cool in 2005
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I hate children, aka crotch goblins.
p.s. this board rocks.
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I guess I'm child-free because... well, because a) I don't like kids so much, b) I'm careful, and most importantly, c) I don't get it on very often. I'm a self-deprecating fella.
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Posted by Swick
I don't get it on very often. I'm a self-deprecating fella.
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I know someone who explores and is "desperately single". I think you might know her, too.
[01:47:56] <GreyDeath> Sara just stares her enemies into submission and eventually madness
"You can either be wise or a bad-ass gangsta, but not both. You must choose your path." ~~metawaffle | |
Posted by SaraBellum
I know someone who explores and is "desperately single". I think you might know her, too.
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Yeah, but I don't think I'll do anything with her. Out of spite for the planet, y'see.
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Post by Swick
Posted by SaraBellum
I know someone who explores and is "desperately single". I think you might know her, too.
Yeah, but I don't think I'll do anything with her. Out of spite for the planet, y'see. |
She'd probably take a Power Nap with you.
And to keep things on topic:
1) I hate children. I hate the way they sound, hate the way they smell, hate that they grow up to be adults that I hate. I do enjoy baby gyros, though.
2) Everything my wife said.
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Posted by SaraBellum
I know someone who explores and is "desperately single". I think you might know her, too.
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Hey, DAMMIT, I called the stringbean!
Edit: Er, doh. Nevermind. I didn't get the joke and thought you were talking about someone else for a second.
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Underground Ozarks http://www.undergroundozarks.com
Missouri, Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Kansas | |
"Tell him I cant have babies, Tell him my insides are all wrong!"
Mad points if you know where that is from(and you live in North America)
Exploring is like tattoos... They stopped being cool in 2005
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To answer the topic:
1. Because I would be an extremely dedicated, responsible parent--and being a dedicated, responsible parent is no longer considered a good thing by society. Those parents are shit on nowadays and treated like they're crazy for instilling discipline and morals and beliefs in their children.
2. Life's too short and I have WAY too much to do. Having even one child would prevent me from doing so many things that I want to do in life, partly because of the money drain and partly because of the time drain. If I could live for a thousand years, I would have no problem with devoting 20-30 years of my life to raising children.
3. Because I once had a crazy bitch pretend to be pregnant with my child for nine months straight. And after worrying myself sick that entire time on how to keep my (unknowingly nonexistent) child safe from her unstable semi-psychotic ass and then miraculously getting a second chance when it turned out to be untrue, I decided I didn't EVER EVER EVER FUCKING EVER EVER FUCKING FUCKING EVER want to be that responsible for another human being's safety and wellbeing again for the rest of my life.
Good luck toppin' that, bitches!
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Underground Ozarks http://www.undergroundozarks.com
Missouri, Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Kansas | |
Well you still don't know what that quote is from !
Exploring is like tattoos... They stopped being cool in 2005
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I swear to god, as I was reading this thread, the bartender came up to me and asked me why I didn't want kids.
Jesus Christ.
How does a girl pretend to be pregnant for nine months?
Why do you have a crazy bitch magnet, WR?
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"You can either be wise or a bad-ass gangsta, but not both. You must choose your path." ~~metawaffle | |
Posted by SaraBellum
How does a girl pretend to be pregnant for nine months?
Why do you have a crazy bitch magnet, WR?
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By being batshit crazy. It's a loooooong story.
And I find the crazy bitches through sheer statistical probability. You spin that great big Pussy Wheel enough times, and you're bound to land on the FUCKING CRAZY BITCH slot a few times.
Underground Ozarks http://www.undergroundozarks.com
Missouri, Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Kansas | |
Posted by White Rabbit
And I find the crazy bitches through sheer statistical probability. You spin that great big Pussy Wheel enough times, and you're bound to land on the FUCKING CRAZY BITCH slot a few times.
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Slut.
[01:47:56] <GreyDeath> Sara just stares her enemies into submission and eventually madness
"You can either be wise or a bad-ass gangsta, but not both. You must choose your path." ~~metawaffle | |
Posted by SaraBellum
Slut.
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Only girls can be sluts, silly. Guys just become awesome.
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Posted by White Rabbit
Only girls can be sluts, silly. Guys just become awesome.
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Not always...
There is this guy, where I live, in WV(yeah, I know). Well he is a total greese ball. We are talking Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force times 5. Always wearing sweat Zubaz pants, dirty wife beaters, and as hairy as he is over weight. He thinks he is gods gift to women. He took a minivan and tinted the windows, put some gawd awful decals on the sides, threw some neon yellow rims on the tires, and to top it off he has "Hoe Train" written across the top of his windshield. He constantly rides around town trying to pick up chicks.
He has 10 kids by 10 different mothers.
And to keep it on topic, The fear that I might bring something like that into the world contributes greatly to my choice to be child free.
Exploring is like tattoos... They stopped being cool in 2005
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First off...34 next month and single, well, not really single, but not married either. Technically seriously involved with someone who really does not want kids and we can barely take care of ourselves without help, let alone a kid who can't tell you what they need or want. It's not money wise, it's just neither of us can really do it.
We both work weird hours for a company that requires more out of you than most gods in most middle age and modern day religions.
So, no kids.
Shael
"The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel." - Drukpa Kunley, "The Divine Madman of the Dragon Lineage" and "Saint of 5,000 Women". | |
I'm late to the party! Woo! I'm childfree because I love love LOVE to travel, I love being carefree, I don't have a lot of patience when it comes to children, and have never been the type of girl that dreamed of popping out babies. And most importantly, my fiance has had a vasectomy. Yay, makes things way better!  Before I got with him, I was about 98% sure that I never wanted any but always said if I met someone that wanted them I'd consider it... but now that we are committed and planning to marry I am very sure! Almost all of my friends have kids, I can borrow one to spoil or have fun with and still have my quiet nights. Works out perfectly and the cats are sufficient.
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Yay, Debina's here!!
[01:47:56] <GreyDeath> Sara just stares her enemies into submission and eventually madness
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