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You know your paranoid when:
You see someone toss a frisbee and you somehow convince yourself its a UFO
you sew secret pockets into your clothes (me guilty  )
you put old school assignments and report cards thru the paper shredder before you throw them out because the have your name on them.
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It takes you 15 mins to find a pen that works, but you can have a firearm in your hand in less than 15 secs. In any room in the house. And not one of the ones you wear daily.
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You know that you're paranoid when you know that they know that you know that you're paranoid.
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Posted by earthworm
You know that you're paranoid when you know that they know that you know that you're paranoid.
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HOW DOD YOU KNOW THAT!?!?!?!
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You all need medication...
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You dissolve all of your junk mail in strong industrial acids and chlorine gas to prevent identity theft.
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you've trained yourself how to escape from EVERY possible situation, for example a coma... :dodgy:
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you hire a food-taster because you think the government is poisoning your food
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You use internet sockpuppets to spread rumors about you to your friends to see who will tell you about them and who will spread them.
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that's not a bad idea....
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Posted by underdark
You use internet sockpuppets to spread rumors about you to your friends to see who will tell you about them and who will spread them.
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Twisted. But I like.
The question is not when are we gonna stop, It's who's gonna stop us?
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