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Infiltration Forums > UE Main > Exploring Quotes(Viewed 11461 times)
cdevon location:
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Re: Exploring Quotes
<Reply # 20 on 2/4/2016 10:41 AM >
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"my boobs are stuck" ~ abanondista while squeezing- or trying to- thru a fence/gate.

"they aint cops. they are cooks. we should leave." shemp

"the floor here in this room feels pretty good" (floor drops almost a foot on one side as we all stand in the center) me during a shoot

"its the cops, but no hurry, they are way the fuck over there"

"this is packard. dont fall off."

"this is so sexy- i could fuck this!"~her "i think that is bad idea"~ me

"what a strange room, that table, what did they do in this room?"~ her "autopsies"~ me

"its nasty. we should fuck here"

"are you shooting in raw?"~ her "i have no idea what i'm doing"~ me

"DUDE, its only about 6 inches of water..." "no~ i dont want to be wet and cold for the rest of the day- but feel free." (later that day) "my feet are SOOOO cold!" "TOLD YA SO!"

"let me just park in front and throw out the cones."













When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
jeepdave location:
Anderson, SC
 
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<Reply # 21 on 2/4/2016 2:16 PM >
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"We can do it yourself."

"Sorry, I guess smells don't stay in corners."



Ezekiel 25:17
VAD location:
Toronto
 
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<Reply # 22 on 2/4/2016 5:22 PM >
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Some of my favourites:

"The fuck are you guys doing?"
-Caretaker who called an elevator only to find us lounging around having decked it out with a couch (long story)


Cop who caught us exploring our school: "are you students here?"
Us: "yes"
Cop: "you WERE students here!"


Security guard: "stay where you are and wait for the police!"
Us: "naw sorry, we'd prefer to go"
Guard: "no stay where you are!"
Us: "no we'd prefer to go"
...
conversation continued like that for the 2-3 minutes it took us to hop back over the fence and make our getaway.


"Grrrr! Rrrrruff!" - Annoying neighbourhood dog barking at us
"Grrrr! Rrrrruff!" - One of my fellow explorers barking back at dog


Cop who's caught me in past: "Oh not HIM again!"


And some from my colleagues who've been caught a little worse than I have:

Cop to fellow explorer: "were you just on top of that smokestack?"
Explorer: "no"
Cop: "we have video footage of you up there"
Explorer: "well in that case, yes."


Cop upon finding rope and climbing equipment in bag: "are these your school supplies?"
Explorer: "... yes?"
Cop: "OK have a good night."



-VAD
azuro1125 location:
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<Reply # 23 on 2/4/2016 9:22 PM >
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"Is this floor safe?"



"I'm just not set up to mold hard rubber..."
TheSwanStation location:
Western New York
 
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<Reply # 24 on 2/4/2016 10:30 PM >
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Guy in pickup truck who rolled up on us less than two minutes after we entered a empty and partially demoed factory building:

"What the hell are you guys doing in there!?"

Me yelling back as we beat a hasty retreat back to our POE:

"Just leaving!!"





vince location:
MONTRÉAL qc
 
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<Reply # 25 on 2/5/2016 8:06 PM >
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Urban Exploration is like gay sex - The best way in is the back door

What I heard from someone else
Cop : What are you doing here ?
Explorer : I am Canadian.I am looking for my beaver.I lost him
Cop : What the fuck...What are you saying ? Beaver ? Oh...just get the fuck out and don't come back


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Ils ne savaient pas que c'était impossible.Alors ils l'ont fait
They did not know it was impossible.So they did it.
L'exploration urbaine c'est comme le sexe gay.La meilleure façon de pénetrer c'est par la porte d'en arrière. Urban exploration is really like gay sex.The best way in is the back door.
Benched_it location:
Central NC
 
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<Reply # 26 on 2/6/2016 2:38 PM >
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"We can do it here..."



https://www.flickr...otos/97792661@N03/
Aran location:
Kansas City
 
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<Reply # 27 on 2/24/2022 2:51 AM >
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Figured I'd revive an old thread with a lot of potential

"I wonder how it feels to be a big buff manly St Paul public works man and then have a bunch of scrawny middle school punks beat you at your job with a fucking spoon"
-A certain MSP explorer, regarding the futility of city government efforts to seal the caves.

"I love all of you beautiful criminals!"
-MWXXII Explorer of the Year to the urbex community during Awards

"HELLO!"
-Unnamed security guard



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"Sorry, I didn't know I'm not supposed to be here," he said, knowing full well he wasn't supposed to be there.

Radio2600 location:
On the Road to Wellville
 
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<Reply # 28 on 3/1/2022 11:39 PM >
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"This place is creepy" - My 8 year old son in the Gary Methodist Church





In order to use your head, you have to go out of your mind.
Cfourexplore location:
North Carolina
 
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<Reply # 29 on 3/2/2022 3:10 AM >
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Paraphrasing a line Bender speaks in Futurama...replacing the words "blackmail" and "extortion"-- Trespassing is such an ugly word...I prefer the word exploring; the X makes it sound cool!

Got lazy and parked in a rather secluded spot, and had a security officer waiting when I came out...
Him: "So, I see you've parked within eight feet of a 'No Trespassing' sign; you know what that tells me?"
Me: "That my plausible deniability just went out the window?"

and...
Police officer: Sounds like an interesting hobby (urbex); I'd think one would have to be either really brave or really stupid."
Me: It's an 80/20 mix of both...days like this, maybe 60/40!



"When you've truly done something right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
Steed location:
Edmonton/Seoul
 
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Re: Exploring Quotes
<Reply # 30 on 3/2/2022 5:21 AM >
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A few more:

"Never climb under the guy with ulcerative colitis" (the story behind his hopefully coming soon in an Australian zine near you!)

"Don't talk about the smell"

"When there's lightning, no craning"



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Re: Exploring Quotes
<Reply # 31 on 3/2/2022 6:17 AM >
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"Wanna go do some shit?"
Just about any "explorer" before urbex was a thing.

I have stacks of Cave Clan ones.
One of my favourites was (in regards to doing a drain for the first time); "You never know what's around the next bend"

"You see a storm drain outlet, I see a question mark"

We used to prank call radio stations and one day an old guy rang up & was laughing so much and said "Oh gosh oh golly (can't understand due to laughing) go down BIG DRAINS!" (more laughing)

That lead to our war-cry GO DOWN DRAINS! and also the email sign off, "Go in (or down) drains" and Predator's sign off, "Go in big drains!"

I have heaps more.



The Urbex Zine Guy
https://www.cavecl...wtopic.php?t=12259
roue_libre location:
Tio'tia:ke / Montréal
 
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<Reply # 32 on 3/2/2022 7:35 AM >
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Posted by Cfourexplore
Police officer, on urbex: "I'd think one would have to be either really brave or really stupid."
Me: "It's an 80/20 mix of both...days like this, maybe 60/40!"


Ya good, kid! Your plausible deniability one's not bad either.



The best time to explore was [however long] ago; the second best time is now.
– Chinese proverb
Dee Ashley location:
DFW, Texas
 
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Re: Exploring Quotes
<Reply # 33 on 4/25/2022 3:17 AM >
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The gate is your sign.”

The first time I was caught by police, they waited patiently as I belly-crawled under the perimeter fence to get to the outside where they were standing. I stood up, covered in mud, and waited while they looked me over.

Care to explain why you’re trespassing on this property?

“I don’t see any ‘no trespassing’ signs.”

He pointed to the fenced section I had just low-crawled under.

The GATE is your sign,

I was eventually let off with a warning (and a lecture).



I wandered till the stars went dim.
Radio2600 location:
On the Road to Wellville
 
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<Reply # 34 on 4/27/2022 12:34 AM >
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"I've got an idea."




In order to use your head, you have to go out of your mind.
Tigergo2112 location:
Shingle Springs
 
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<Reply # 35 on 4/27/2022 5:36 PM >
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"I'm bored so I'ma go do some stupid shit. Wanna join?" - Me to my friend before we almost got busted.

"Who's there?" - The unknown security guard who almost got us.



I'd burn this whole town if it wasn't for my mama's house.
bandi
Lippy Mechanic Bastard
 
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Trent Hills, ON
 
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<Reply # 36 on 4/27/2022 9:51 PM >
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Cop, after we were caught at a psychiatric hospital, pointing at my friend's badge that says "LUNATIC".

"Did you find him here? Because that's theft if you did."








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offlimits location:
buffalo
 
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<Reply # 37 on 5/1/2022 2:43 AM >
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"You have to admit, that this, whatever you want to call what we do and why we do it, is a very peculiar interest shared by individuals, who are all just as fascinating as the locations they explore, the photos they take and the stories they tell. This aspect of the whole story, explorers of this modern world, is for me just as important as the locations."

Calvin Kaneda




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Wowee location:
Littleton, CO
 
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<Reply # 38 on 5/19/2022 7:10 PM >
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"Holy shit he's in the storm drain." My brother standing by a grate



I will stop procrastinating tomorrow...
Furious D location:
Northern Ontario
 
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<Reply # 39 on 5/27/2022 12:56 PM >
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"We'll have to be very quiet. The lady will call the police and I'll have to go in and investigate us."

- Friend in Belgium who love exploring and is also a local police officer.



"The time of getting fame for your name on its own is over. Artwork that is only about wanting to be famous will never make you famous. Fame is a by-product of doing something else. You don't go to a restaurant and order a meal because you want to have a shit."
-Banksy
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