If you walk on two legs, you may kill yourself now.
entry by junkyard
7/28/2004 4:22 AM
| Yesterday Mrs. Junkyard and I buried The Mouses' friend Squeaky. I had to go in late to work so we could put her to sleep that morning. She wasn't eating for some time now and was wasting away. Still loved to play even though she barely had the energy to stand up at times. Early that morning she escaped from her cage and was found laying upside down and stuck behind a desk, and before that hanging from one back paw stuck in the top of the cage. I guess she knew it was time and didn't want The Mouse to see her when she went. She never tried that hard to get out before. Wouldn't even drink her beer I gave her before we left, which is weird because their favorite food groups are the meat group, beer group, and chocolate group. It wasn't as bad as the last one, some people my wife works with made fun of her for crying about her pet rat. "It's just a stupid rat, who cares?" You know if it were their fuckin dog or their dumb kid, I bet they'd care. I guess that's why I always liked rats, because they're not very human. They're actually quite friendly and not two faced sons of bitches. A rat will never cheat you, or steal from you (unless you leave pizza out) or be a general pain in the arse. I know alot of people and alot of them are worthless scumbags. I never met a rat that way. I hate to say it and maybe it's wrong, but I feel worse about 1 rat dying than I do about most people. I'm not saying we should go out and get rid of the world's dummbasses, but there is a certain select few I just wouldn't lose any sleep over if they just weren't here anymore. ATTENTION : lazy scumbags and all around assholes, if The Mouse gets elected president you better move to........the Atlantic Ocean, way down at the bottom somewhere. Maybe animals are just to stupid to be pieces of shit. It must be a learned trait, since babies don't start out that way.
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