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Location: west county Gender: Male Total Likes: 909 likes
| | | | AK/AR/Moisin... < on 1/17/2012 5:45 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | A comparison of the AK-47 to the AR-15 (M16) to the 1891 Moisin-Nagant rifles. AK: It works though you have never cleaned it -- ever. AR: You have $9 per ounce special non-detergent synthetic Teflon infused oil for cleaning. MN: It was last cleaned in Berlin in 1945. AK: You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from inside. AR: You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from 600 meters. MN: You can hit the farm from two counties over. AK: Cheap magazines are fun to buy. AR: Cheap magazines melt. MN: What's a magazine? AK: Your safety can be heard from 300 meters away. AR: You can silently flip off the safety with your finger on the trigger. MN: What's a safety? AK: Your rifle comes with a cheap nylon sling. AR: Your rifle has a 9 point stealth tactical suspension system. MN: Your rifle has dog collars. AK: Your bayonet makes a good wire cutter. AR: Your bayonet is actually a pretty good steak knife. MN: Your bayonet is longer than your leg. AK: You can put a .30" hole through 12" of oak, if you can hit it. AR: You can put one hole in a paper target at 100 meters with 30 rounds. MN: You can knock down everyone else's target with the shock wave of your bullet going downrange. AK: When out of ammo your rifle will nominally pass as a club. AR: When out of ammo, your rifle makes a great wiffle bat. MN: When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club, pike, boat oar, tent pole, or firewood. AK: Recoil is manageable, even fun. AR: What's recoil? MN: Recoil is often used to relocate shoulders thrown out by the previous shot. AK: Your sight adjustment goes to "10", and you've never bothered moving it. AR: Your sight adjustment is incremented in fractions of minute of angle. MN: Your sight adjustment goes to 12 miles and you've actually tried it. AK: Your rifle can be used by any two bit nation's most illiterate conscripts to fight elite forces worldwide. AR: Your rifle is used by elite forces worldwide to fight two bit nations' most illiterate conscripts. MN: Your rifle has fought against itself and won every time. AK: Your rifle won some revolutions. AR: Your rifle won the Cold War. MN: Your rifle won a pole vault event. AK: You paid $350. AR: You paid $900. MN: You paid $59.95. AK: You buy cheap ammo by the case. AR: You lovingly reload precision crafted rounds one by one. MN: You dig your ammo out of a farmer's field in Ukraine and it works just fine. AK: You can intimidate your foe with the bayonet mounted. AR: Your foes laugh when you mount your bayonet. MN: You can bayonet your foe on the other side of the river without leaving the comfort of your hole. AK: Service life, 50 years. AR: Service life, 40 years. MN: Service life, 100 years, and counting. AK: It's easier to buy a new rifle when you want to change cartridge sizes. AR: You can change cartridge sizes with the push of a couple of pins and a new upper. MN: You believe no real man would dare risk the ridicule of his friends by suggesting there is anything but 7.62x54R. AK: You can repair your rifle with a big hammer and a swift kick. AR: You can repair your rifle by taking it to a certified gunsmith and it's under warranty! MN: If your rifle breaks, you buy a new one. AK: You consider it a badge of honor when you get your handguards to burst into flames. AR: You consider it a badge of honor when you shoot a sub-MOA 5 shot group. MN: You consider it a badge of honor when you cycle 5 rounds without the aid of a 2x4. AK: After a long day the range you relax by watching "Red Dawn". AR: After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Blackhawk Down". MN: After a long day at the range you relax by visiting the chiropractor. AK: After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for a stiff shot of Vodka. AR: After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for hotdogs and apple pie. MN: After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for shishkabob. AK: You can accessorize you rifle with a new muzzle brake or a nice stock set. AR: Your rifle's accessories are eight times more valuable than your rifle. MN: Your rifle's accessory is a small tin can with a funny lid, but it's buried under an apartment building somewhere in Budapest. AK: Your rifle's finish is varnish and paint. AR: Your rifle's finish is Teflon and high tech polymers. MN: Your rifle's finish is low grade shellac, cosmoline and Olga's toe nails. AK: Your wife tolerates your autographed framed picture of Mikhail Kalashnikov. AR: Your wife tolerates your autographed framed picture of Eugene Stoner. MN: You're not sure there WERE cameras to photograph Sergei Moisin. AK: Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to hold your rifle over your head and shout "Wolverines!" AR: Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to clear your house, slicing the pie from room to room. MN: Late at night, you sometimes have to fight the urge to dig a fighting trench in the yard to sleep in.
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