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UER Forum > Journal Index > Engels view on the world. > my housemates. (Viewed 1316 times)
my housemates.
entry by engel 
3/11/2010 2:26 PM

My housemates. We will start with Caroline. Caroline is a sweetheart, i love her to peices, and she is an all around sweetheart. she puts up with alot of shit. her fiencie, is just an all around douche of a waste of space. I usually stay up all night, to get some alone time, and to not get the kids, and the lag on WoW.

At 6.30 this morning, after waking up at 3.00 pm, i got asked by my housemate if I would be awake, so i could wake up Mike. I said sure, not thinking.

8:25am rolls around, and I am in the process of cleaning. I check the clock, and wander my way into the living room, where mike is sleeping. i sit down, and say "mike you gotta get up" after about 5 minutes of shaking, speaking loudly, and all around trying to wake him up, Caroline calls. He gets very angry about something, like normal, and hangs up on her.

i wander back into the kitchen, continue cleaning, and about 5 minutes later, go back into the living room, and try and wake mike up again. i try for about 10 minutes, until he finally says, "are you trying to piss me the fuck off?" I say no, and had to hold my tounge to not call him an ass and knock him off his high god damn fucking horse he seems to be on.

I dont know what the fuck his fucking malfunction is, but its really starting to make me want to call the cops. I have seen him on multiple occasions lose his cool, and all but hit Caroline.

He has a very short fuse. And a VERY fucked upsence of humour. On Valentines Day, he told her, "guess what i'm getting you for Valentines?" she goes, "what?" "i'm going to let you breath"

he got SUCH a fucking kick out of this, he had to point out to EVERYONE, the horrified look on her face. I dont understand why she takes this. I wouldn't... but, I am not her.

I am doing him a god damn favor. He is a 30 year old GROWN ass man, in the MILITARY!!!! and your telling me he cant wake his own ass up?


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