The penis is no just some instant erection device to deliver sperm! There needs to be some skill involved. And how about less of the either too loose or too tight grips when handling it. I spend considerable time and effort learning her vagina and clit likes/dislikes to the tune of many happy orgasms for HER. But she thinks just gripping the penis and wrenching it in any and all directions with little regard to how it feels is the way it is. It's not! Take some time to learn what feels good for your partner! Grrr!

I can happily say that this is not an issue on other side in my relationship. We both took a lot of time to learn each other's bodies and ask questions, be open to each other about what feels good and what doesn't. I think a lot of relationships could benefit from more openness about what happens under the covers.

Stewie is right - have you communicated to her what you like or dislike? Or are you just hoping she figures it out?

I always try to teach a man what I like; and they always seem to enjoy learning. I also want to know what my man wants from me. Sometimes people have a hard time discussing those things, even with their partners. But once you get the conversation going, it usually turns out well.

The problem can also be that she is doing something to you that a previous guy liked; therefore thinking you like it also. I remember my ex doing this annoying thing to me during foreplay, and finally I asked him to never do it again. Turns out it was something his last chick asked him to do to her. I guess he figured if one girl liked it, every girl would. Obviously not the case.

Heh....

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Brother...talk to the hand. She ain't listening.

The main problem here is, you're wasting your time with hand jobs.

all women should take penis handling classes from a series of gay men.

Posted by Samurai all women should take penis handling classes from a series of gay men.

They are the best teachers.

This has to be one of the creepiest threads I have read in a long time. Kudos.

Posted by argonian This has to be one of the creepiest threads I have read in a long time. Kudos.

agreed.


also "Girls that don't know how to pleasure men"

girls? GIRLS? i think women is more appropriate, no?

Posted by olive agreed. also "Girls that don't know how to pleasure men" girls? GIRLS? i think women is more appropriate, no?

No. Here's how you can tell: These girls don't know.

LOL, I knew as soon as I hit the post button --
I meant WOMEN.

lol...

Posted by fedge LOL, I knew as soon as I hit the post button -- I meant WOMEN. lol...

...you can edit a thread title.

I know that now.

Posted by fedge I know that now.

well i dunno if you like the 13 year olds and feel the need to put girls in the title then i won't hold it against you.

Posted by olive well i dunno if you like the 13 year olds and feel the need to put girls in the title then i won't hold it against you.

Hey, there are countries where that's legal ;). And women who put up with being called "girls." But those usually aren't the best destinations...

What? What are you talking about? Do you mean that I should stop taking advice from Cracked.com? Cracked.com sex tips



_{Edit: Yes, I realize they claim that the sex tips are from Cosmo. But I haven't read Cosmo and sincerely hope that shit like that isn't in there. The only appropriate articles for Cosmo are about how to dress like a whore to snag a free dinner.}

Edit 2: OH!! And personally, I enjoy pretending that I'm driving my car around, complete with "vroooooom" sounds. (No, it is not an automatic.) Teeheehee....

If you can't get off from a mediocre HJ from a woman you're attracted to then chances are the problem isn't her, it's you.

Posted by micro If you can't get off from a mediocre HJ from a woman you're attracted to then chances are the problem isn't her, it's you.

micro, I'm talkin' omni-directional yanks with yer skin getting caught under her ring and more blood spurts than any other bodily secretions. Sometimes you can't teach 'em.

Posted by fedge micro, I'm talkin' omni-directional yanks with yer skin getting caught under her ring and more blood spurts than any other bodily secretions. Sometimes you can't teach 'em.

what the fuck? who are you dating?