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< Reply # 60 on 5/26/2009 2:58 AM >
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lol maybe wear a uniform, while looking angry and intent and pointing a lot while you push people out of the way shouting angry stuff?

or is that just China?
maybe just waiting for her to leave would be best


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lol maybe wear a uniform, while looking angry and intent and pointing a lot while you push people out of the way shouting angry stuff?

or is that just China?
maybe just waiting for her to leave would be best


That definitely does sound more like China than Korea. Still, what uniform would a white guy in Korea look normal wearing while climbing into an abandoned hospital? I'm going there to teach an English class?




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That definitely does sound more like China than Korea. Still, what uniform would a white guy in Korea look normal wearing while climbing into an abandoned hospital? I'm going there to teach an English class?


hmm.. you could wear face paint and tape your eyes and dye your hair.. then you would just be a really tall Korean and really intimidate people.

and I was thinking Korean Army Uniform (just don't get shot on account of me)
but if thats China..




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hmm.. you could wear face paint and tape your eyes and dye your hair.. then you would just be a really tall Korean and really intimidate people.

and I was thinking Korean Army Uniform (just don't get shot on account of me)
but if thats China..


I'm sort of above average for a Korean. I'm tall for an American though, judging by so many of the army guys coming through here.




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I'm tall for an American though, judging by so many of the army guys coming through here.


how tall are you and I'll tell you if you are average or freakishly tall




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how tall are you and I'll tell you if you are average or freakishly tall


About 5'10" or 11".




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Loveland Sugar. the reason they didn't want anyone in there is because they were running a meth lab.




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Loveland Sugar. the reason they didn't want anyone in there is because they were running a meth lab.


Amusingly enough, I was watching Breaking Bad as I read that.




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About 5'10" or 11".


nope. Average to short.. depends

I'm like 6'1" and thats sometimes short compared to the rest of the people on the subway.




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nope. Average to short.. depends

I'm like 6'1" and thats sometimes short compared to the rest of the people on the subway.


Its not short. The average male height in the US is like 5'9"




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Its not short. The average male height in the US is like 5'9"


just like the average male penis is 4"

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nope. Average to short.. depends

I'm like 6'1" and thats sometimes short compared to the rest of the people on the subway.


Then why do I see so many 5'4" Americans here?




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They move to Asia to not feel so short.

Either that or they are Asians Disguised as Americans.

??




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They move to Asia to not feel so short.

Either that or they are Asians Disguised as Americans.

??


I imagine there'd be nothing worse than moving to Asia so you wouldn't feel so short, and then discovering that the average high school girl is taller than you.




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Video demo.

There's not a lot (picture-wise) to see until you watch the gate swing open, so check it out.


Locked gate, fence above, touches the wall on one side, barbed wire blocking the other side, with fencing on top. Possible to climb over, BUT:


Scuff marks going around the post instead of in the upward arc like the clasp would make. Whoever opens this gate doesn't lift that clasp...




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i came to a place where I almost did what you did to that gate. as it happened, the post that it 'locked' against was loose, so we just pulled that particular one out of the ground, opened the gate, and replaced.

nobody was the wiser...




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reminds me of the fences around most construction sites

you just lift them off the posts, swing them open like a door and put them back into place

and this isn't just one spot in the fence but along the entire perimeter




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Ha! nice eyes! is that really how you found it out or did you just push on the door and watch it swing?




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just like the average male penis is 4"

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Ha! nice eyes! is that really how you found it out or did you just push on the door and watch it swing?


I was all ready to give up when I remembered the gate I used to go through every day with a clasp just like that. You just give it a decent push (like putting a drink down) and it glides open.

My experience with construction fences is that they have ties you have to undo before you can take them apart.




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