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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
< Reply # 400 on 5/24/2011 7:41 PM >
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Is that the rounded building you posted earlier?




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< Reply # 401 on 5/25/2011 2:19 AM >
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Is that the rounded building you posted earlier?


Do you mean this one? Its all on the same site.








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< Reply # 403 on 6/5/2011 8:35 AM >
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I see what you did there.....




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< Reply # 404 on 6/6/2011 4:48 AM >
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An abandoned hospital in my town has fences around the building...but the fences go into the woods and stop, so all you have to do is walk 2 feet into the woods to get to the other side.




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UER rule #7564: no photos of a POE.




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UER rule #7564: no photos of a POE.


You don't know where they are. And these don't lead to anything. First one is just a nice veiw, second is a dank, musty hole. nothing of worth unless you're a hobo.




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How do you post a hilariously pathetic security measure that failed to prevent entry, and doesn't at least give major clues to the poe, if not the poe itself?



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I apologize that my sarcasm was not thinly veiled enough. I have posted photos in this forum myself.

Please carry on.




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Well, what did you learn?




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...this one was definitely pretty ridiculous though....a real official keep out sign posted on a knee high gate
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I Just don't understand why they even bothered.




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< Reply # 415 on 7/3/2011 1:51 PM >
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I Just don't understand why they even bothered.

The glass in the door and window is broken, and they just used cable which anyone can untie...




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Yeah I can see that by how it's tied through the door, but I'm just wondering what they thought they'd accomplish by twist tying a shattered glass door shut.




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Yeah I can see that by how it's tied through the door, but I'm just wondering what they thought they'd accomplish by twist tying a shattered glass door shut.


"Welp, thait's it. Back in the car kids, place is sealed up tighter than a face lift on a 50 year auditioning for 'Glee'."

I wouldn't want to run into the property owner / caretaker if this is their handiwork. Whoever buttoned this place up is obviously one taco short of a combination plate and would likely resort to physical violence if confronted with logic.

PO: "Hey what are you doin' in 'ere?"

ME: "Just taking some pictures for a photography class sir."

PO: "Photo-Graph-ee huh? How'd you get in?"

ME: "Well, I climbed through the window because the front door was locked and tied shut."

PO: (grinning toothlessly) "Ayuh, I sealed that bitch up tight. Now show me this window you jimmied open and I might let you and that pretty mouth of yours get out of here unmolested."

ME: "Sure thing, it's right over there next to the front door but I didn't jimmy it."

PO: "You musta, it din't jimmy itself! I tied that bitch shut too."




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"Welp, thait's it. Back in the car kids, place is sealed up tighter than a face lift on a 50 year auditioning for 'Glee'."

I wouldn't want to run into the property owner / caretaker if this is their handiwork. Whoever buttoned this place up is obviously one taco short of a combination plate and would likely resort to physical violence if confronted with logic.

PO: "Hey what are you doin' in 'ere?"

ME: "Just taking some pictures for a photography class sir."

PO: "Photo-Graph-ee huh? How'd you get in?"

ME: "Well, I climbed through the window because the front door was locked and tied shut."

PO: (grinning toothlessly) "Ayuh, I sealed that bitch up tight. Now show me this window you jimmied open and I might let you and that pretty mouth of yours get out of here unmolested."

ME: "Sure thing, it's right over there next to the front door but I didn't jimmy it."

PO: "You musta, it din't jimmy itself! I tied that bitch shut too."






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