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ubique This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information. Location: toronto. Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes Viam Inveniemus \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 260 on 5/13/2010 11:16 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	barbed wire period. most easily mitigated barrier ever.

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Posted by ubique
barbed wire period. most easily mitigated barrier ever.

true.

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	LOOK AT THE SCARY KITTY SECURITY GUARD!!! [last edit 5/16/2010 1:30 AM by urbexkeith - edited 1 times]
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Posted by urbexkeith
LOOK AT THE SCARY KITTY SECURITY GUARD!!!

OH NOES I AM SO SCARED.

But seriously, every abandonment should come with a cat.

Or ten.

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Posted by aurelie

OH NOES I AM SO SCARED.

But seriously, every abandonment should come with a cat.

Or ten.

WELL THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY THIS ONE CAME WITH 20 CATS! and after farther inspection a creepy old guy chopping parts off of cars....... a guy who supposedly owned the place, but i know thats a lie.

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Posted by urbexkeith

and after farther inspection a creepy old guy chopping parts off of cars.......

at first glance I read "cars" as "cats"... i was quite shocked

but then breathed a sigh of relief when i realized it said cars

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Posted by KeinLicht

at first glance I read "cars" as "cats"... i was quite shocked

but then breathed a sigh of relief when i realized it said cars

Oh god a picture of wild awfulness just popped into my head >_<

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Posted by KeinLicht

at first glance I read "cars" as "cats"... i was quite shocked

but then breathed a sigh of relief when i realized it said cars

LOL.

I would chop pieces off of said guy.

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Posted by aurelie

LOL.

I would chop pieces off of said guy.

that guy was a creeper.

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Therrin This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information. Location: North of Chicago, IL Gender: Male Total Likes: 279 likes *Therrin puts on the penguin-suit \| \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 269 on 5/16/2010 2:49 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Chainlink fence all the way around a water treatment facility with a locked gate at the opening. And someone dropped the key to the padlock on the ground about a foot away. Works like a charm!
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	An industrial-size lot of combination locks to "protect" every roof on campus. I'm talking the lame kind with 4 digit-rings from 1 to 6. And they were all in order too, 2345, 2346, 2351 ... 2412 on 15 of the roofs in the place. Unfortunately when they took out the asbestos last year, they also replaced the locks with simple Masterlocks that do happen to require a key...

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Posted by KeinLicht

at first glance I read "cars" as "cats"... i was quite shocked

but then breathed a sigh of relief when i realized it said cars

I thought the EXACT SAME THING.

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A fence with 3 thick steel wire "leads" on it, but none happen to keep the fence closed... Neither did the lock...

The front of said property was quite well secured, with active security guard on a sunday. However, it was an empty asphalt lot, so no idea what they were actually securing. (We didn't explore this, just the factory next to it)

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Posted by gr8fzy1

Ditch the girl, and take the darn photos!

Posted by budda
That would make you guys a little more "hilariously pathetic" than the security measure.

AGREED!

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	university hospital, all the rest of the gates like this were locked, then i came across this one
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urbexkeith Gender: Male Total Likes: 79 likes S & W B \| \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 275 on 5/17/2010 6:55 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	1. university hospital, all the rest of the gates like this were locked, then i came across this one
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Havoxx Location: Milwaukee, WI Gender: Male Total Likes: 1 like \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 276 on 5/25/2010 5:50 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	The owner added this newer fence after a hole was cut through the old fence... problem with that was they just zip tied it to the post lol. Someone cut the zips and made themselves a latched entry. /fail

ahhntzville Location: Boston Total Likes: 344 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 277 on 5/25/2010 3:44 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Montauk.

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	The only thing they did was put up a sign. They did nothing to patch the hole. [last edit 5/26/2010 8:24 PM by gr8fzy1 - edited 1 times]
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