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< Reply # 240 on 3/4/2010 3:23 PM >
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I card-bumped my way into my own apartment today. I am buying new locks tomorrow- because that is just pathetic.

I've been doing this to my friends apartment. We go in a rearrange all his shit and he comes home and has no idea what happened.




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< Reply # 241 on 3/4/2010 5:05 PM >
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I've been doing this to my friends apartment. We go in a rearrange all his shit and he comes home and has no idea what happened.


Technically if one were to do this to another and steal their stuff, the insurance company can't cover them as there was no means of "forced entry" or broken-in entry. Sucks to be you...




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< Reply # 242 on 3/5/2010 4:33 AM >
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Technically if one were to do this to another and steal their stuff, the insurance company can't cover them as there was no means of "forced entry" or broken-in entry. Sucks to be you...


So if I get robbed.... Kick the door in, then call the police. Got it.




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< Reply # 243 on 3/5/2010 1:33 PM >
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So if I get robbed.... Kick the door in, then call the police. Got it.


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< Reply # 244 on 3/24/2010 10:33 PM >
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The only entrance is guarded behind a 12 foot tall concrete wall. The wall is finished with a 14 foot zombie apocalypse grade sheet metal door. The door is held shut by a locked gate handle. I discovered if you push the door hard enough something cool happens. Now we could run all around the grounds and not be seen because of the very wall meant to keep us out.


Edit: look how beefy and expensive that lock looks too.



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< Reply # 245 on 3/25/2010 3:17 AM >
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at the recent toronto meet, we went to an semi-abandoned power switching station... and this gate was easy to open... 3 locks + stupid = security FAIL




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< Reply # 246 on 3/25/2010 3:30 AM >
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lol I'm pretty sure there are a tonne of holes in that fence too.




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< Reply # 247 on 3/25/2010 3:31 AM >
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lol I'm pretty sure there are a tonne of holes in that fence too.


didn't look to hard, probably... they climbed over, I walked in lol, and on the way out someone impaled their hand on the other gate!



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From what it looks like if the chain is the only thing securing it, you can open that gate enough to squeeze through.




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< Reply # 249 on 3/25/2010 4:07 AM >
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From what it looks like if the chain is the only thing securing it, you can open that gate enough to squeeze through.


it actually opened about 2 feet, easy to pass mind you, originally that u bolt thing was on the left, so it would not open at all, but that took 2 seconds to fix ... it was placed in the same fashion, but on the left behind the gate



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Taken yesterday at a scrapyard in Toronto.




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Ultra-high tech infiltration detection device:

Conjuring ninja stealth powers from the ancient ones, I managed to pass undetected.



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< Reply # 252 on 5/11/2010 3:13 PM >
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I went to a place where every single POE was bricked boarded or barbed with 2 security guards, the main gate however, was unlocked and wide open. The security guards didnt even care we were there either. We actually got into quite an interesting discussion about the building.




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< Reply # 253 on 5/11/2010 3:29 PM >
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Got some more from Waterbury, this time from Bristol Company. At first glance it looks decently Secure...

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But then you get closer and....the gate isn't chained...

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There is a huge gap that you can just get through by going up the other side and jumping down...

3.

And then, if you just follow the tracks, past 200 feet of razor wire, and 35 feet of barbed wire...an non-replaced gate.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f42/gr8fzy1/The%20Forgotten%20Ones/FenceFail1.jpg <===== CLICK IT!!!.


I find that barbed wire that is placed straight up and down is quite easy to jump over. Support yourself on one of the fence poles and continue climbing the wire like a fence after just jump down to the other side.




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Notice the sign on the fence in the photo above that says "Perfection Fence Co."




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Notice the sign on the fence in the photo above that says "Perfection Fence Co."


I know, that's just icing on the cake!




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I know, that's just icing on the cake!


Just what I was thinking.




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This basically says "a ghost lives here." It did work, though, as my girlfriend wouldn't let me go up past it.




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This basically says "a ghost lives here." It did work, though, as my girlfriend wouldn't let me go up past it.


Ditch the girl, and take the darn photos!




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< Reply # 259 on 5/13/2010 9:41 PM >
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That would make you guys a little more "hilariously pathetic" than the security measure.




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