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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pissed Off > Fuck you to the person who stole my CAR BATTERY. (Viewed 1438 times)

belleZ Location: knoxville, tn Gender: Female Total Likes: 0 likes free the wm3! \| \| \| \| \|	Fuck you to the person who stole my CAR BATTERY. < on 12/17/2008 12:24 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Who the fuck does that? My friend was using my car while I was working, and he came out of a fucking WAL-MART of all places. (Another reason to make me hate wal-mart,woohoo) The car wouldn't start, so he thought maybe he left the radio on or something. Causing the battery to die, but no.. he opens the hood. NO FUCKING BATTERY. so to the crackhead at wal-mart that stole my battery and probably got like nine dollars for returning it to wal-mart; DIAF.
	“What you might see as depravity is, to me, just another aspect of the human condition.” - A.Argento

PorkChopExpress Location: Pled's Pig Farm, Virginia Gender: Male Total Likes: 7 likes Stand Up Philosopher \| \|	Re: Fuck you to the person who stole my CAR BATTERY. < Reply # 1 on 12/17/2008 1:44 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	WTF?!?! I mean WTF?!?!?!? That's just pitiful. I hope it leaked acid on him/her.
	"Deep in the human psyche there lies the need to believe in something fantastic, something powerful, something unknown." "Touch what you cannot solve, and return to me. I'll give you hints, and I'll give you three..." Zork Nemesis "I eat asbestos and piss PCBs."

rainman8889 Location: H.T.S.F.C. Time to gain and a time to lose. Total Likes: 26 likes Bye for now. \| \|	Re: Fuck you to the person who stole my CAR BATTERY. < Reply # 2 on 12/17/2008 1:47 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Happened to my brother on the first day he moved into his condo. And yes, that was a pain in the ass. Fortunately being a mechanic, he was able to get another one much cheaper than the average person. After that he did some modifications to the hood of his truck (chained it down) and that was the last time he had a stolen battery.
	Gone for a while. Be back when I'm back.

Samurai Vehicular Lord Rick Location: northeastern New York Total Likes: 1902 likes No matter where you go, there you are... \| \|	Re: Fuck you to the person who stole my CAR BATTERY. < Reply # 3 on 12/17/2008 4:28 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	believe it or not, i've seen battery locks in JC Whitney. my Cobalts' battery is in the trunk and the battery in Lumina is a bastard to get at.

SaraBellum Berkshire Hunt Location: Villa Villekulla Gender: Female Total Likes: 16 likes Coming to a cinema near you this summer. \| \| \|	Re: Fuck you to the person who stole my CAR BATTERY. < Reply # 4 on 12/17/2008 5:35 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	That's so bizarre. I'm sorry, belleZ! <3
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DiVaMoNKeY Location: Grundy County, IL Gender: Female Total Likes: 7 likes I pushed with all my might; I pushed with all my love. \| \| \| \| \|	Re: Fuck you to the person who stole my CAR BATTERY. < Reply # 5 on 12/17/2008 5:37 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	OH MAN! i remember the lumina battery! my husband and i both had lumina's the first time my battery went out he was so pissed trying to get it out. just to jump the car was a pain in the ass
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Emma Peel Location: Ahowah Gender: Female Total Likes: 4 likes Ghosting you like you've never been ghosted before. \| \|	Re: Fuck you to the person who stole my CAR BATTERY. < Reply # 6 on 12/17/2008 6:45 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Bellez---- Did he go into Walmart and demand to be shown the security tapes? I mean... if someone stole it clean out of the car and DID return it to Walmart... I'm sure you can yell loud enough to get a replacement. It is always nice when you bring someone with a nice suit who uses big words and acts better than everyone else. [last edit 12/17/2008 6:46 AM by Emma Peel - edited 1 times]
	Sorry, I probably forgot my <sarcasm> tags.

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Posted by DiVaMoNKeY
OH MAN!

i remember the lumina battery! my husband and i both had lumina's the first time my battery went out he was so pissed trying to get it out. just to jump the car was a pain in the ass

Luminas (W-bodies) are a breeze to jump-start. There is a powerpoint on top of the engine and you ground the other cable to the engine pull eye.

IrishLady Location: The South Gender: Female Total Likes: 4 likes These are the breaks. \| \| \| \|	Re: Fuck you to the person who stole my CAR BATTERY. < Reply # 8 on 12/17/2008 11:25 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Samurai- Is the Lumina battery anything like the Stratus? My mom has one and told me that it has to go to a mechanic for replacement because they have to get up under the car... I've never heard of anything like that and it kinda pissed me off because I don't have mechanic kinda money.
	So I said "Why don't you shove it where the sun don't shine" and so he did. He put it in the cupboard under the stairs and it hasn't been mentioned since. -Stephen Fry

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Posted by IrishLady
Samurai- Is the Lumina battery anything like the Stratus? My mom has one and told me that it has to go to a mechanic for replacement because they have to get up under the car... I've never heard of anything like that and it kinda pissed me off because I don't have mechanic kinda money.

on the Breeze/Stratus/Cirrus, the battery is inside the drivers side wheel well... you have to take the tire off to get at...

IrishLady Location: The South Gender: Female Total Likes: 4 likes These are the breaks. \| \| \| \|	Re: Fuck you to the person who stole my CAR BATTERY. < Reply # 10 on 12/19/2008 2:36 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	May be worth it.
	So I said "Why don't you shove it where the sun don't shine" and so he did. He put it in the cupboard under the stairs and it hasn't been mentioned since. -Stephen Fry

logtec Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario. Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes Nice head, what's in the bag? \| \| \|	Re: Fuck you to the person who stole my CAR BATTERY. < Reply # 11 on 12/20/2008 12:59 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	some lil shit stole the fog lights off my jeep...
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