Thanks to Captain Kirk's habit of 'going where no man has gone before', Dr. McCoy is the foremost authority on intergalactic venereal diseases, although McCoy could never figure out exactly what Kirk caught from the green chick. Except a few extra pounds here and there. Again.

And if you've ever wondered why all the aliens in Star Trek look like humans dressed up? Ask Kirk... Or Roddenberry, whatever floats your boa- ahem, star ship.

I see what you did there.

The most beautiful and magnificent Opheliaism is here now. So we all need to be good boys and girls now and talk about nice things.

And puppies and rainbows! _{Meh, I don't care what you talk about.}