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Camping fun
entry by Urban Caver 
8/12/2008 6:42 AM

well ok, fun if you are a bit of a sadist and like teaching people useful life skills.. no, i have never bothered doing this to anyone that brought children with them.

once people are heading for the tents, hand each one a padlock and a key, the key is not to the padlock you handed them. make up some bs about illegals, people roaming the woods, etc.. in the morning, watch the fun as they try to get out, then.. pass 2 paperclips and 2 bobby pins through the mesh in the door and tell them that breakfast is only available to those that can get out before you clean up the cooking area...

out of the 20 or so people i have tried this on, the statistics are:
2 females and 1 male picked the locks
1 male (a local 2600 group member) made padlock shims and got out that way
4 couples, led by the male, decided that cutting the door off the tent, then duct taping it back into place was a viable alternative.

8 out of 20 +/- people... the rest missed breakfast... i look at it this way..

the people that picked the locks had never done so before, therefore, they learned a useful skill and earned breakfast.

the 1 guy that made shims proved he knew enough to pop out and get breakfast..

the 4 who cut the tents proved they were willing to destroy the box, so definitely earned breakfast, as well as a crash course in duct taping tents to keep the insects and snakes out.

the rest... well... the master key let them out, and, all they learned was that lunch was 6 hours away..

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