Posted by SaraBellum You'd be surprised how many men have no problem buying ladyday products for their wives, girlfriends, sisters, etc.

I've done it plenty of times. Nobody gives a shit. They know what the deal is.

Now buying lube, on the other hand, still makes me extremely uncomfortable.

Posted by White Rabbit Now buying lube, on the other hand, still makes me extremely uncomfortable.

It is way more uncomfortable if you dont buy it.

You were complaining that one time you forgot to bring it

Posted by maypost It is way more uncomfortable if you dont buy it. You were complaining that one time you forgot to bring it

You know what I did one time? True story.

I was dating this girl who had just started the birth control shot, and it was giving here super-irregular bleeding for the first month or two. So, she wore a tampon a lot (even when she just had a little tinge or something, because she never knew what was going to happen).

So, we're about to do it one time, and she's got one in (but not bloody). She goes and removes it, but the tampon has left her bone dry. Of course, we could've engaged in some more foreplay until she was appropriately worked up, but I'm an impatient motherfucker. Well, what did I do?

I bent her over, reared back, and spat a big hocker right on her snatch.

Worked like a charm.

By the way, I like to call that story: Thinking Outside the Box

Posted by Emperor Wang And then there's this inexplicable local custom here... When the metro pulls into the station and the doors open, 95 idiots out of a hundred on the platform think it's a good idea to get on BEFORE letting the disembarking people get off. I shit you not. What the fuck's with that? And then there's the other 5 "curteous" idiots who just stand there in front of the doors, getting in everybody's way. Get a fucking brain and stand aside, moron! Or get my elbow in your face. Your choice, TOOL!

You have reminded me of one of my peeves, very similar to yours. Have you ever noticed when a crowded elevator opens up to a crowd waiting to get on, the crowd waiting to get on will inevitably jockey into the entrance path like zombies making it impossible for anyone to disembark without pushing their way through. You'd think it's simple - when the door opens, you will get on the elevator only as fast as the people who need to get off are permitted to exit. Not sure what up widdat.

White Rabbit,are you talking phlegm??? Good gawd,man!

I particularly love when I go out of my way to hold a door open for someone,then the idiot just walks on through without saying thank you,like it was expected of me. I've since taken to shouting,'You're welcome,asshole' through the doorway that they just walked through, so that at least others are aware of their douchebaggery.

Posted by White Rabbit By the way, I like to call that story: Thinking Outside the Box

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

Posted by Wiccan White Rabbit,are you talking phlegm??? Good gawd,man!

No-no-no. Just spit. That would be gross.

Posted by White Rabbit No-no-no. Just spit. That would be gross.

So, did you spit directly on her; or did you spit on your hand and "apply" it?


And with that being said, my peeves would be any drug user or drunk that is too fucked up to raise their kids appropriately.

People who stand around in groups talking in the grocery isles like its a damn family reunion so you can't get by.

People who try to dictate my life as if to say they could do it any better.

The way the girl at work refers to her parents as "mom and dad" instead of "my parents" like we're all damn siblings around here.

People on a government food program who are able to get free food, but only certain brands. But are too ignorant to buy those certain brands and when they go through the check out, they'll send the bagger to go run and exchange them for the appropriate items. I'm sure if my cash-paying ass got the wrong brand of cereal, they wouldn't send the bagger to exchange it for me. Nor would I expect them to.

When my boss goes on vacation but calls the office 10 times in an 8 hour period to "see how things are going".

People who mistreat animals.

Liars.

Guys who will spit directly on my girly-spot instead of applying it with their hand

Posted by Debi So, did you spit directly on her; or did you spit on your hand and "apply" it?

DI-rectly on it! Patooie! Bam, bullseye, give the man a prize!

Posted by White Rabbit You know what I did one time? True story. I was dating this girl who had just started the birth control shot, and it was giving here super-irregular bleeding for the first month or two. So, she wore a tampon a lot (even when she just had a little tinge or something, because she never knew what was going to happen). So, we're about to do it one time, and she's got one in (but not bloody). She goes and removes it, but the tampon has left her bone dry. Of course, we could've engaged in some more foreplay until she was appropriately worked up, but I'm an impatient motherfucker. Well, what did I do? I bent her over, reared back, and spat a big hocker right on her snatch. Worked like a charm.

All I can say is that I'm saddened this story is 4 days late for Valentine's Day.

1. Old men in hats driving huge white cars.

2. Stupid people.

3. People who are uncomfortable with silence and feel compelled to speak with you when it is silent. ie elevators or stairways.

4. People who forget how to drive in winter every year and refuse to buy snow tyres.

5. People who don't turn their headlamps on in fog.

6. When I have to work harder because other people choose to be lazy at work.

7. When people say AVE when I enter chat rooms. Latin is dead, carry on.

8. Slow drivers, passing lane, 'nough said.

several others.

People on escalators who do not stick to the right side to let others pass them by. That pisses me off because it's the only exercise these people get by going to the mall and walking up or down the escalator would be good for these fat fucks.

CANADIANS

And the shitty piss watter they call beer

Posted by maypost CANADIANS And the shitty piss watter they call beer

Ignorant Americans. With spelling issues. Those are the worst.

Well, 2nd to Kanuks

The first three on my list: My job, my work schedule and my parents.
After that...the people I work with, nothing but a bunch of idiots who can't think for themselves.
Then, my cat who needs a psychiatrist. She's got major attachment issues, attached to me mostly. I can't leave the house without her bitching and whining for half an hour before I leave. I take my boots out, she knows I'm leaving. Also she whines when Samurai calls me. She usually spends the entire time sitting on the floor of the bathroom while I'm on the phone and she's loud enough for him to hear her.
Add New York winter weather, the irritation of this present storm especially, another 8 to 15 inches of snow. It's the end of February for crying out loud. You'd think we'd get done with it by now.

Shael

Has anyone who has a Facebook account noticed all the rather morbid groups that pop up as soon as someone has died?

Around here,it seems that the second someone has died,people scramble to create very public facebook groups,with pictures swiped from the person's profile,all manner of cheesy tribute videos,blahblahblah...Why?? I can see how something like that could be helpful for family and friends,but to have their life and death online for all to see seems kinda exploitative to me.

When my brother died a year ago,the last thing on my mind was to immediately put up a friggen' facebook group,putting his life and death on display for all to see. I was like,grieving and stuff,not compiling a bunch of his pictures and poignant poems when he was barely cold yet,ya know? Plus,like many people,he valued his privacy.

For example,there was recently a horrific tragedy here,where a young family of four died in a fire,along with another young man. It was barely the next day when two groups popped up,with tons of photos,including the burnt out house,are on display for everyone to see,along with the required ZOMG,RIP posts from gawkers.
It's one thing to send condolences and such,but this practise is very bizarre to me,especially when done the second the person has died. So for the record,NO Facebook groups for this gal,showing me in various states of drunkenness or bad hair when I die,PLEASE!

Posted by Wiccan Has anyone who has a Facebook account noticed all the rather morbid groups that pop up as soon as someone has died? Around here,it seems that the second someone has died,people scramble to create very public facebook groups,with pictures swiped from the person's profile,all manner of cheesy tribute videos,blahblahblah...Why??

On top of that, people flooding the deceased's MySpace page with messages. "Oh I miss you... blah blah blah..."

Last summer I lost a friend, and a few weeks later my younger brother lost a friend... only then did I notice that this was a peeve. Disgusting.

My mom said "Everyone wants to be friends with the dead guy".
Fucking annoying.

Posted by b-Rizzle On top of that, people flooding the deceased's MySpace page with messages. "Oh I miss you... blah blah blah..." Last summer I lost a friend, and a few weeks later my younger brother lost a friend... only then did I notice that this was a peeve. Disgusting. My mom said "Everyone wants to be friends with the dead guy". Fucking annoying.

Exactly! All of a sudden,everyone comes out of the woodwork claiming that the dead person was 'their best friend'. My sister borrowed my camera while in BC for my brother's funeral,and one of his 'best friends' stole it out of my Dad's house.