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UER Forum > Journal Index > A brief insight on monkeypoop > Beer and alcohol DO mix (Viewed 2321 times)
Beer and alcohol DO mix
entry by junkyard 
10/21/2006 11:50 PM

In a press release earlier today the Bureau of Beer Cigarettes and Fire, scientists in a sekrit underground lab have concluded that you can mix beer with alcohol without any sober side effects. If the effects of beer are not desireable, you can simply add more to achieve the effect of choice. You can now mix 40's with lagers and/or ales, worry free. No longer will you have to be concerned with being sober again. Also in an effort to bring down the high price of beer, the US will be bringing more refineries, I mean, breweries online to keep up with demand. And they will be opening up the federal reserves to combat the higher price per bbl brought on by OBEC Organization of Beer Exporting Cities. In other news terrorists hijackes several hang gliders and smashed them into the giant 6-Pack near a LaCrosse brewery spilling hundreds of thousands of gallons of malty golden goodness into the streets. The 6 pack was a landmark and icon for all that is brewed. It also was not much of a crime since the bastards try to charge you for refilling your glass that obviously has a hole in it somewhere, since it never seems to stay full for long. The streets surrounding the brewery were closed down for 2 hours while authorities tried to wake up Joe and Barney to clean up the mess. Barney was rushed to the hospital to have 6 lbs of gravel removed from his stomach after the incident. When questioned after he was released, he had this to say, "Everything was going fine til I took those last few licks down 4th St., over by the road construction."


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