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UER Forum > Archived UE Tutorials, Lessons, and Useful Info > FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth. (Viewed 1104 times)
junkyard 


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FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
< on 4/27/2006 7:04 PM >
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This is directly from the highest echelons at HQ SBC, The Mouse Himself. If you really want to not piss people off and even possibly make some friends, do a bit of research first. It shows that you are even a little bit commited to exploring. Exploring IS doing research on sites, scouting, and finding your own way in. Don't expect the old schoolers to do it for you. Nobody likes a lazy useless person. And whatever you do don't get an attitude with the people in the know, it really isn't going to get you anywhere. Remember some of us have done this once or twice before and might even know something. And if you had a few explorations under your belt, we might even be willing to trade info. We don't need 50 threads every week on picking locks, get a book and some picks, that's what everyone else has to do. If you're serious, just STFU and do it, spend $30. If you want to know how to enter a building, that's a no brainer, don't waste time asking. Each one is different, yet so many of the same principals apply. If you have to ask this question, it's time to hang up the ninja gear and take square dancing lessons. If you think you need a mask, then just get one, they say on the box what they filter out. Plus they make you look cool, even if you aren't. Everyone has them, it must be required. They do not filter out farts. I know from experiences in the past with The Mouse, stupidity doesn't go over very well. If you can't say anything smart, keep your darn mouth shut. It will take people longer to figure it out that way. You will learn more by listening than talking too. You need to think for yourselves. Show some initiative, it will earn you more respect than "Go screw yourself and tell me what I want to know!" Even I was the FNG once and I had to prove myself, it takes time. In the Command, the beer is earned, never given.
[last edit 4/28/2006 4:31 AM by Raticus - edited 2 times]

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Re: FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
<Reply # 1 on 4/27/2006 7:14 PM >
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Heed those words of wisdom!

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Re: FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
<Reply # 2 on 4/27/2006 7:49 PM >
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Well, I wouldn't phrase it quite that harshly, but.....

All hail the words of the Beer Command.

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Re: FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
<Reply # 3 on 4/27/2006 7:52 PM >
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*clap clap clap* BRAVO! *standing ovation*

Now. let's get back to exploring shall we.

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Re: FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
<Reply # 4 on 4/27/2006 8:16 PM >
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Good advice, but who are FNGs?

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Re: FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
<Reply # 5 on 4/27/2006 8:31 PM >
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Posted by FoxTwoFoxTwo
Good advice, but who are FNGs?


I believe it might be "F'ing New Guys."
[last edit 4/28/2006 4:32 AM by Raticus - edited 1 times]

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Re: FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
<Reply # 6 on 4/27/2006 9:03 PM >
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Posted by FoxTwoFoxTwo
Good advice, but who are FNGs?


its a military thang, you wouldnt understand

back on-topic the robot has spoken heed his words or suffer the consequences

I would even go so far as to pin this or something similar, for the noobs and unknowns that pop-in and want to know where to go, what to break into, how to break into it etc.

Its a forum, and a resource, read about it.
[last edit 4/27/2006 9:08 PM by Explorer Zero - edited 1 times]

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Re: FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
<Reply # 7 on 4/27/2006 9:05 PM >
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Here. Here.


Now pass me a beer.

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It's other people.
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Re: FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
<Reply # 8 on 4/27/2006 9:46 PM >
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Posted by MutantMandias


I believe it might be "F'ing New Guys."


Oh gotchya. I agree still, mostly.
[last edit 4/28/2006 4:33 AM by Raticus - edited 1 times]

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Re: FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
<Reply # 9 on 4/27/2006 10:23 PM >
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Posted by Jonsered
Well Telegon, you've now got the language down!!!!!
hey i gotta get with the F'n program!



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Re: FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
<Reply # 10 on 4/28/2006 12:59 AM >
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There are worse things to be than a FNG. REMF's are some of the lowest common denominators know to man. Some are FNG's to boot, and THEY ARE ON THIS VERY SITE! Just f++king with you. Sadly they're everywhere.

They are known to ask stupid questions because they never DO anything themselves other than cause trouble for those who do the real work.

It's ok to be a FNG. REMF's are never ok.

Just when I thought I was out... they pulled me back in.
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Re: FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
<Reply # 11 on 4/28/2006 1:11 AM >
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Posted by blackhawk
There are worse things to be than a FNG. REMF's are some of the lowest common denominators know to man. Some are FNG's to boot, and THEY ARE ON THIS VERY SITE! Just f++king with you. Sadly they're everywhere.

They are known to ask stupid questions because they never DO anything themselves other than cause trouble for those who do the real work.

It's ok to be a FNG. REMF's are never ok.




Lol totally.

EDIT: To bring others into the fold, REMF = Rear Echelon Mother F-you get the point... Yes, I looked it up. I was once, and maybe still am a FNG to some here.
[last edit 4/28/2006 1:12 AM by FoxTwoFoxTwo - edited 1 times]

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Re: FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
<Reply # 12 on 4/28/2006 4:34 AM >
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Posted by maZe
*clap clap clap* BRAVO! *standing ovation*

Now. let's get back to exploring shall we.


I totally agree.

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Re: FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
<Reply # 13 on 4/28/2006 6:21 PM >
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SNAFU

I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
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Re: FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
<Reply # 14 on 4/30/2006 5:43 PM >
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Stupid questions are the name of the game on public forums.

Hate it or love it, it's the nature of the beast.

out there in the world right now, someone is exploring...
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Re: FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
<Reply # 15 on 4/30/2006 5:51 PM >
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Posted by CriminalSmile
Stupid questions are the name of the game on public forums.

Hate it or love it, it's the nature of the beast.


Yeah, and there's full members and basic. There's good reason for Junkyard's sarcasm.

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Re: FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
<Reply # 16 on 5/1/2006 1:44 AM >
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The FNG's will never get it until they have been around a bit there is no changing that. They dont even take clue-by-fours very well even if they are from the mouse.

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Re: FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
<Reply # 17 on 5/1/2006 2:24 AM >
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FNG's just want to be part of the community. But sometimes FOG's are not very nice to FNG's so FNG's come off wrong from the start.

Some FOG's have to chill out and take it easy on the newbies.

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Re: FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
<Reply # 18 on 5/1/2006 2:55 PM >
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That's part true, we get sick of the same old crap day in and day out. Also we were the FNG's once and had to earn our bars. Some of the youngens need to chill out. Anytime you don't know something, listening will pay off way more than running your mouth, that's not opinion, it's a fact.

I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
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Re: FNG's read this first, then shoot off your mouth.
<Reply # 19 on 5/1/2006 3:14 PM >
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Posted by junkyard
That's part true, we get sick of the same old crap day in and day out. Also we were the FNG's once and had to earn our bars. Some of the youngens need to chill out. Anytime you don't know something, listening will pay off way more than running your mouth, that's not opinion, it's a fact.


110% true. I was new once and never started any board asking questions like those. I sat back and watched for a while to get the sense of how things were working around here. I sure hope the newbies would do the same!

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