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UER Forum > Journal Index > A brief insight on monkeypoop > The world runs on smoke, or why I love being me. (Viewed 2380 times)
The world runs on smoke, or why I love being me.
entry by junkyard 
2/11/2005 3:24 AM

Many people have no idea how normal everyday things that you take for granted work. They just don't. Scientists in an underground laboratory have recently discovered smoke. Ben Franklin discovered electricity. Nikola Tesla figured out how to carry it in wires to your homes more efficiently with AC power. But none of them really understood how it worked. The answer is so simple that you may have never guessed. The answer is smoke. That's right ordinary smoke, don't get me wrong there are many flavors of smoke, which we will get into later. But the world runs on smoke my friends. You can test this yourself if you want to. In the end I will be proved right. Electrical wires have smoke running through them to deliver electricity. If you short two wires together, they will melt and let all the smoke out. After that whatever appliance it was that you just tested will not work. This proves that smoke is required to run all electrical devices. Once the smoke is removed from the device, it will never work again. You can try this on many items you have laying around. Tires have smoke in them. They seem to hold more than wires though. One time I let all the smoke out of a set of tires on the back of my truck and they popped. I couldn't use them anymore. Dinner has smoke in it, my wife let the smoke out of a turkey once and it turned into a black clumpy thing. Couldn't eat that. Even donuts have smoke in them. Well this donut was stuffed with firecrackers, but after we let the smoke out, you couldn't eat it. Start trying stuff around the house, see what all has smoke in it, you might be amazed.


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I think your reasoning may be flawed, but still hilarious as hell.




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