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 | The satan dogs strike
entry by Vigilante
7/6/2004 11:05 PM
| To start off the story, I have 3 dogs, with all of them being dachshunds (wiener dogs), and trust me folks, despite the apparent cuteness of them, I'm convinced that they are all possessed. The smallest one, Oscar (he's adopted, the original people named him after the hot dog), is clearly the most demonised of the three. While sitting on the couch I was playing with all three of them and had the toy held in my firmly clenched hand so they couldn't run off and eat it, and sure enough the little bugger starts trying to dig my hand, and as a result my hand is now covered in scratch marks. Least he didn't draw any blood though.
I also finally tried to get the lawnmower working again today. This thing has been sitting in the garage for almost 10 years now with no maintenance at all, and is almost impossible to get parts for because it's a 1979 model lawn boy. It won't start of course and I can't replace the spark plug because I have very few deep socket ratchets, and none of them will fit the damn thing. Keep in mind that the spark plug dates from at least the early to mid 80's, and things have changed quite a bit since then. Come to think of it, that damned spark plug is probably as old as I am.
On a weirder note, earlier today an older couple pulled up across the street in a newer silver acura and came to the door. Seeing as how I was devoid of clothing and drinking a beer at the time I opted to not get the door. A few minutes later my sister announced that they had gone into the backyard, which is gated, for some reason. Why they did I'm still not sure, but the next time they show up, I'll go out there whether I have clothes on or not and ask them what the hell gives them the right to enter my backyard without permission.
That brings up an interesting point really, in that who am I to complain about trespassing when I do it regularly as a hobby. I suppose it can be answered in the sense that when you are confronted by a naked, beer drinking property owner, you probably shouldn't be there. Everything else is fair game as far as I'm concerned.
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