| Posted by Emperor Wang |
4/21/2005 12:00 AM | remove |
That's institutional bumwad, snaffed by some squatter no doubt.
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| Posted by fedge |
4/21/2005 8:28 AM | remove |
How do you know that?
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| Posted by Emperor Wang |
4/22/2005 12:53 AM | remove |
The inside diameter of the roll is too big for your home type holders. Note the heavy duty cardboard construction too. When full, these suckers are about a foot in diameter.
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| Posted by IanK1968 |
4/23/2005 11:12 PM | remove |
I think we have found Crapper John M.D.
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| Posted by Emperor Wang |
4/24/2005 6:33 AM | remove |
What can I say, guys? What else are you gonna study while "dropping the kids off at the pool". To continue my dissertation... How do I know all this? Because these big-ass rolls are easily the most annoying type of bumwad ever invented by man. First off, the paper quality is universally something akin to recycled sandpaper. Just excellent for irritating the old hemmorhoids. Second, when the roll is full (and they usually are since anyone with half a brain avoids so-equiped stalls at any cost), it has so god-damned much inertia that the paper is guaranteed to rip every three inches if you pull on it with a velocity greater than that of a snail. Finally (and this is the most annoying part) when the roll is almost empty, a resistive mechanism in the dispensor kicks in to ensure the paper still will not roll out readily. The paper's tendancy to tear not in your hand, but at the point where it comes off the roll, ensures that you will have to stick your hand a good 6 or 8 inches up into the enclosure to get at the roll. While the (entirely useless) plastic teeth at the bottom of the dispensor are scrathing up your wrist, you must gently turn the roll one full turn with just your fingertips before the paper's almost magical ability to stick to itself is overcome and you get yet another chance to pull like a snail again, in hopes of getting the roll restarted. All in all gentlemen, this type of bumwad dispensor is the last thing you'll want to fuck with while your pants are down around your ankles and your anal pore is festooned with dingleberries. Take it from one who knows.
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| Posted by leafloving4x4gal |
7/16/2005 6:40 PM | remove |
lol !!!
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| Posted by Haunting_1963 |
11/6/2005 8:53 PM | remove |
you spend entirely too much time on a toilet.
try investing in a bidet.
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| Posted by Mutt |
2/17/2006 3:10 AM | remove |
Or let it dry and chip it off at the end of the week.
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| Posted by tmkenney3 |
7/9/2006 6:51 PM | remove |
AMEN MAPMAN! AMEN!!
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| Posted by rainman8889 |
10/22/2006 1:38 AM | remove |
Actually MapMan, the sandpaper is actually smoother. ;-)
And I've had some of my best ideas on the crapper! Keep a pen handy, use a piece of tp to write it on. Can't do that with a bidet!
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| Posted by Crystal1983 |
11/6/2006 6:01 AM | remove |
that generic tp really is crap
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