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denvereen
  
location:
Denver
Gender: Male
 |  | Little House of nothing.
< on 4/15/2011 12:14 AM >
|  | | | I had to get out for bug spraying in my apartment today, and I was tired and grumpy and meandering. When I got home after exploring this humble little place I decided to go ahead and post some East Coast stuff from a few months ago that had a dramatic incident that needed to rest at least this long. I spent about 90 minutes creating a thread and when I went to correct a line that ended up saying "and then the cops camer over the hill" I blinked the WHOLE damn thing out. I have just over time come to not enjoy at all the process of posting. I might try that long, more dramatic thread again, but I am still stinging with that huge waste of time. It kinda seemed worthwhile to show something bigger to belay my all important Start Up date here, as it appears.
But Whatever. Here is a humble fresh explore from the local area. Very very easy house, I am sure many know it. Lemme just say: I aint correcting typos. Lol. Of course this simple thing will sail right through.
Anyway (be in the moment I say to myself)....I was forced to be Homeless for 5 hours and I wished I had planned better, but at the very least I thought to charge batteries and hope that something would show up.
And, I assume many of you with longer local histories will imagine what I was orienting to in this area, but for today, at least I had the peace and quiet of roaming a hell hole by myself.
1) home on the range:
2) WOW, penis and boobs...this place is a hot spot. I really did chuckle when I saw them before I entered. The place is so stereotypical it's almost funny.
3)frankly the best things about it were it's views out into nothing.
4)this is kinda sad.
5)this was about the most of "life" there was in any given angle
6) for some reason Kurt Cobain came to mind, Heart Shaped rock:
7) knew it couldnt really work, but wanted the hideous moose decorations combined with the swastika. Though this is a low grade nothing of a place on the one hand, it always occurs to me that the people who left places like this might one day come back years later out of nostalgia and enter to see their old kitchen decorated with ugly symbols.
8) out back.
And so it goes. The only interesting moments were, a tiny bird flew out of that computer monitor when I approached it. Something is living in the cabinets under the sink. In two different rooms there are telephone books from only 2009, and finally I don't know why, but in houses when I step on unexplained really soggy patches of carpet it always makes me giggle evil-ishly.
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sandy frank
 
location:
Indiana-ish
Gender: Male
Why doesn't Johnny care...?
| | Re: Little House of nothing.
<Reply # 1 on 4/15/2011 2:11 AM >
| | | | "and finally I don't know why, but in houses when I step on unexplained really soggy patches of carpet it always makes me giggle evil-ishly."
mhuaha-haaaha-ha!
Nice, by the way. 
I've no sense, I lick electric fence; I put barbed wire in my pants and do a Celtic dance.
- My Canon 300D is beat to hell, a bit finicky, and a 'lil loose, much like everything else I own...
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denvereen
location:
Denver
Gender: Male
| | Re: Little House of nothing.
<Reply # 2 on 4/15/2011 2:46 AM >
| | | | Ha. I know where it harkens back to. A house at the corner of 72nd and Clay in Westminster, that was 3 or 4 doors up from my friend's house. It went abandoned for a season, and so: there we were maybe 5 of us in there, with one Fearful jackass who stood outside, and drew the cops. You gotta realize this was about 31 years ago, but, there we were all hopped up on 3.2 beer, and roaming this empty house, (which btw, the son of the family that used to live there, who was in our grade..maybe 8th, had chopped off a very little boy's fingers with a lawnmower on the front yard. He was a Halloween candy stealing sonnabitch, and I always assumed he did this tragedy on purpose, anyway, they moved QUICKLY after it died down) but the point is, sooner or later we had to pee. And this house was more like FOR SALE, than abandoned, and the carpet was nice, and when everyone started peeing on this carpet we all started laughing like hell. I can't recall what I did yesterday, but I do recall the evil teen laughter of this mess. I know: OMGMORALS. Didn't mind peeing..had to...but there was a WAY old creepy long backed grandpa wheelchair in there, and I really tried to stop the others from throwing it down the stairs, but in the end it Went. Then we looked out the window and see our fearful red-headed friend...who was so into that NEW band: BOSTON, being grilled by two cars worth of cops. We had a hard time getting out, but we made it. I was astoundingly comforting to this goodie two shoes girl who started crying. 8 years later she was a total gum chewing wreck of a stripper near 68th and Federal. I know I should NOT press this in. But these middle teen transgressions do haunt. I have never been into vandalizing places. But the inappropriate SOG of carpet, what can I say, without even really thinking about it, it comes to the back of my mind, as it did today in this little house.
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cavemonkey
location:
berthoud,Colorado
Gender: Male
| |  | Re: Little House of nothing.
<Reply # 3 on 4/15/2011 7:09 AM >
| | | | ah penis and swastika tags. Classic. Where is the ICP rules tag?
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denvereen
location:
Denver
Gender: Male
| | Re: Little House of nothing.
<Reply # 4 on 4/15/2011 11:46 PM >
| | | | No ICP,...but there is a "please don't rape me" tag in the living room.
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barefootpoetry
location:
PA
Gender: Female
| |  | Re: Little House of nothing.
<Reply # 5 on 4/16/2011 2:59 AM >
| | | | Ahhh, the poor "misc stuff" box, always gets left behind, never unpacked from one move to the next.
She who hesitates, sees bulldozers. |
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