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Captain_Slow
     
The infamous Buttram Manfist
location:
Dallas, Tx
Gender: Male
Obviously capable of mediocre things.
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<Reply # 20 on 4/1/2011 5:30 AM >
|  | | | "It'll be fine, this drain is like 8 feet tall the whole way!"
8 feet my ass.
[last edit 4/1/2011 5:30 AM by Captain_Slow - edited 1 times]
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bonnie&clyde
 
location:
510 & 415
Cleverly disguised as responsible adults
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<Reply # 21 on 4/1/2011 8:10 AM >
| | | | Posted by Steed
Off topic, but do you really need to sign your name whenever you post?
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Yes, he does.
--------> Bonnie 
The question is not when are we gonna stop, It's who's gonna stop us?
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whslaxin
location:
Pawleys Island South Carolina
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 22 on 4/1/2011 8:20 AM >
| | | | "But how did you get in there?"
-"magic"
"What do you do about the murderers and crackheads?"
-"I don't think they exist"
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Yield
location:
Look behind you
Gender: Male
I'd do you for a klondike bar
| | Re: Funny/silly/stupid things people say to you about UE
<Reply # 23 on 4/1/2011 8:52 AM >
| | | | Posted by bonnie&clyde
Yes, he does.
--------> Bonnie
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I see his name so often I didn't realize there were actually two of you 
hahaha
Back on topic:
WHYYYYYYYYYY?
Isn't it dark?
You smell funny, what was in there?
Aren't you afraid of getting caught?
What about homeless people? THEY COULD STAB YOU, YOU KNOW!
What if it turns out to be the secret lair of the mafia or something?! (yeah I was actually asked that)
Yield's Peer Review:
~Doesn't give a fuck, total badass, and one of my ue-besties.
~Genuine, has positive character and this thing called integrity. Knows when to be serious. Passionate about productive things. Human being. ~fish fish boxing boxing bestest friend evah |
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petticat
location:
Milwaukee, WI
Gender: Female
| | Re: Funny/silly/stupid things people say to you about UE
<Reply # 24 on 4/1/2011 11:48 AM >
| | | | Me: "Well i'm not taking you unless you can remain calm, quiet, and make sure to wear proper footwear and breathing protection."
Them: "I'll wear Converse and a bandanna over my mouth."
......
and when I DO tell them that there's asbestos, lead paint, chromium, coal tar, mold spores, and other harmful things present in a lot of these buildings, their response is usually:
"gross! i don't wanna die!!"
then wear the fucking breathing mask and deal with it.
We're all just trapped between the stippled earth and the stubbled sky. |
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MonkeyPunchBaby
| | Re: Funny/silly/stupid things people say to you about UE
<Reply # 25 on 4/1/2011 12:17 PM >
| | | | You'll get asbestos!
That's my favorite one and cracks me up everytime.
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Drake
location:
Knoxville Tn
Gender: Male
2cute2poot
| | Re: Funny/silly/stupid things people say to you about UE
<Reply # 26 on 4/1/2011 12:44 PM >
| | | | "Isn't that trespassing?"
>:3
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barefootpoetry
location:
PA
Gender: Female
| | | Re: Funny/silly/stupid things people say to you about UE
<Reply # 27 on 4/1/2011 2:00 PM >
| | | | Posted by bonnie&clyde
"How come every time we are in the car you keep looking every where but the road? You look like a chicken head."
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My friends hate driving anywhere with me. It's all "OMG! Did you see that!! Turn around! I need to take a pic with my phone so I can come back here later!" They don't understand.
It's even worse when I'm the one driving. I'm swerving all over the road rubbernecking at every run-down barn or house with dingy windows. I also deliberately take one-lane extremely-out-of-the-way country roads just to see what I find.
She who hesitates, sees bulldozers. |
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barefootpoetry
location:
PA
Gender: Female
| | | Re: Funny/silly/stupid things people say to you about UE
<Reply # 28 on 4/1/2011 2:02 PM >
| | | | Posted by Yield
You smell funny, what was in there?
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Now this one is legit, because when I visit a particularly pungent place I can't get the smell out of my nose for days. Everything either smells like moldy books or cat pee until it finally fades from my brain.
She who hesitates, sees bulldozers. |
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adventuregirl
location:
Kansas City
Gender: Female
| | Re: Funny/silly/stupid things people say to you about UE
<Reply # 29 on 4/1/2011 2:24 PM >
| | | | "But isn't that illegal?" and "Ever find any cool stuff to take?" are the main two stupid questions that I get. Also occasionally "What do you do inside the buildings just walk around?"
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barefootpoetry
location:
PA
Gender: Female
| | | Re: Funny/silly/stupid things people say to you about UE
<Reply # 30 on 4/1/2011 3:37 PM >
| | | | Posted by adventuregirl
"But isn't that illegal?" and "Ever find any cool stuff to take?" are the main two stupid questions that I get. Also occasionally "What do you do inside the buildings just walk around?"
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LOL, yes. I'll post a pic of some interesting but useless piece of junk and people go, "Did you take it??" Yes, because I totally have a use AND a place for a broken vintage console television, a shoe with no mate, and a rusted-out old stove. Of course.
She who hesitates, sees bulldozers. |
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heinrick
 
location:
Cascadia
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Funny/silly/stupid things people say to you about UE
<Reply # 31 on 4/1/2011 4:41 PM >
| | | | "CAN I HELP YOU?"
"....Yeah, would you mind holding my speedlight?"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/heinrick05/ |
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musket boy
location:
Maui
Gender: Male
It smells like your grandpa and your feet stick to the floor
| | | | Re: Funny/silly/stupid things people say to you about UE
<Reply # 32 on 4/1/2011 4:47 PM >
| | | | The Cops: "How long have you been living on the streets?"
uering |
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~Nin
location:
Austin, Texas
Gender: Male
Time is all funny.
| | Re: Funny/silly/stupid things people say to you about UE
<Reply # 33 on 4/1/2011 4:47 PM >
| | | | "You're retarded, why would you ever take pictures of dirty stuff?"
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Yield
location:
Look behind you
Gender: Male
I'd do you for a klondike bar
| | Re: Funny/silly/stupid things people say to you about UE
<Reply # 34 on 4/1/2011 8:48 PM >
| | | | property owners who catch you:
"you realize there's nothing LEFT here, right? What's the point?"
Yield's Peer Review:
~Doesn't give a fuck, total badass, and one of my ue-besties.
~Genuine, has positive character and this thing called integrity. Knows when to be serious. Passionate about productive things. Human being. ~fish fish boxing boxing bestest friend evah |
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WarBird69
location:
Eastern TN
Gender: Male
Atomic Bird of War
| | Re: Funny/silly/stupid things people say to you about UE
<Reply # 35 on 4/1/2011 9:11 PM >
| | | | You do what for fun?
Your fucking insane.
Why on earth would you want to do that?
You're starting to scare me...
Huh...that's kinda neat...I guess... (said in a tone that is only agreeing with you to shut you up)
This was said after inviting a coworker to go draining: Your not going to rape me are you? She is pretty hot though...
[last edit 4/1/2011 9:13 PM by WarBird69 - edited 1 times]
When twilight draws near, when you are pushed to the very limits of your soul, when it seems that all you have left are the dead remnants of the fabric of your life:
-- BELIEVE |
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FearAndLoathingInAustin
location:
Liberty Hill
| | Re: Funny/silly/stupid things people say to you about UE
<Reply # 36 on 4/2/2011 4:40 AM >
| | | | "Are you high?"
"Are you trying to get your idiot self killed?"
"You're going to get hobo-shanked."
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Eschaton
location:
Western NC
Gender: Male
Entry: Eschaton (es-kuh-tawn) noun | end of time, climax of history | Etymology: Greek for 'last'
| | | Re: Funny/silly/stupid things people say to you about UE
<Reply # 37 on 4/2/2011 6:12 AM >
| | | | "what are you guys doin? Are you in the sewer place?"
-My (asian) mom
[last edit 4/2/2011 6:15 AM by Eschaton - edited 1 times]
Ars Gratia Adventuris |
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Yield
location:
Look behind you
Gender: Male
I'd do you for a klondike bar
| | Re: Funny/silly/stupid things people say to you about UE
<Reply # 39 on 4/2/2011 9:09 AM >
| | | | "If you're going to be somewhere you can fall and die, text me your coordinates so I can bury your body"
"oh, also, don't fall and die. love you."
-my mom
Yield's Peer Review:
~Doesn't give a fuck, total badass, and one of my ue-besties.
~Genuine, has positive character and this thing called integrity. Knows when to be serious. Passionate about productive things. Human being. ~fish fish boxing boxing bestest friend evah |
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