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Bennet
     
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 |  | Lance Armstrong's Missing Festicle
< on 12/5/2010 1:08 AM >
|  | | | This photo-story is about Atlanta's Festicle this month. For anyone who is unsure, this is where a bunch of social misfits:
get together to go look around some dilapidated locales:
So I got up this morning and headed off early. I wanted to get there before everyone else so I could just relax a touch and plan out how the day would go down. I waited, and I waited, and I waited:
Eventually, Once-ler, Little Brittle and Redsky showed up. With our team of top-notch misfits assembled, we hatched a plan:
We would all pile into Little Brittle's Aston Martin DB9. Once inside, we would peel out onto I-285 and attempt to set a course record, MarioKart64 style. It'd be just like in the movies:
By MarioKart64 style, I mean that we would throw small animals and food at people while swerving in and out of traffic. Of course, like all good movies, we would have to catch fire at some point and then ramp off of a bridge that abruptly ended for no reason:
Of course, this bridge would ramp us over some giant pit in the ground, and as we gracefully landed on the other side, all of the chasing cop cars would plunge below and blow up really cool:
Of course no one would really mind that a bunch of cops just died because they never had names to begin with, so it's okay. As we drive off into the sunset, having magically un-caught-fire, we'd all high five. Yeah, that's exactly how I remember the day.
(The Festicle was a success, although really it was just the four of us exploring again. Hopefully we have some more people next time, and hopefully the other guys post their much better pictures.)
"In a world of owls, this guy is a cat." - A.E.D. |
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Once-ler
| | Re: Lance Armstrong's Missing Festicle
<Reply # 1 on 12/5/2010 6:27 AM >
| | | | Ha! Aston Martin DB9! I love it, excellent work man.
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Little Brittle
| | Re: Lance Armstrong's Missing Festicle
<Reply # 2 on 12/5/2010 7:05 PM >
| | | | Actually, Bennet is being modest, neglecting to mention the hyper-evolved zombies who imprisoned us in a dungeon of hell fire.
As for our escape plan, Bennet's admirable sense of humility prevents him from recounting the full truth. As this photo clearly proves, it was Bennett who masterminded our escape route.
After we fled the dungeon, we barricaded ourselves in this abandoned warehouse for several hours.
When we finally emerged into daylight, Bennet spotted several zombie policemen (the worst of both worlds) on a loading dock in the distance. Here you can see him beginning to draw his weapon as his comrades continue forward, unaware of the peril that awaits them.
If there's one thing I hate about zombies, it's their callous lack of patriotism. Look how they ransacked the mayor's office!
After failing to locate any survivors at city hall, Bennet decided on a bold course of action: we would lure the hyper-evolved zombies into an old school, taking advantage of their desire to better themselves through learning. The library was trashed, but we did our best to recreate some semblance of order.
It was my idea to actually try to educate the zombies. This is the classroom I was going to use, until Bennet talked some sense into me.
This is the way to the science lab.
We found this corpse in the hallway. Hope it was a teacher, not a student!
These are some of the chemicals Bennet used to create a powerful chemical explosive. We detonated the building, killed all the zombies, and saved the human race!
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mikhaile
location:
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Gender: Male
| | Re: Lance Armstrong's Missing Festicle
<Reply # 3 on 12/5/2010 10:46 PM >
|  | | | Damn I knew I should have went.
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