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in ur xbox...there are midgets
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<Reply # 20 on 10/23/2006 10:56 PM >
|  | | | Mix together a batch of seed and strychnine. Go to the site and spread it around. The next day, they should all be crapping on The Great Shoulder in the Sky.
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| |  | Re: Scaring off pigeons
<Reply # 21 on 10/23/2006 11:17 PM >
| | | | Posted by DanB
Mix together a batch of seed and strychnine. Go to the site and spread it around. The next day, they should all be crapping on The Great Shoulder in the Sky.
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What keeps other birds from eating that, and little kids?
Strychnine will also be absorbed readily by intact skin. A very nasty way to die (and easily detectable).
-shotgun, get it done-
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Bringer
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Kawartha Lakes, Ontario
Gender: Male
Ninjas rule... Pirates drool...
| | Re: Scaring off pigeons
<Reply # 22 on 10/24/2006 6:06 AM >
| | | | Posted by Duncantx
lets play a round of ball, all you need is a dead pidgeon and a tripod! it will be jolly good fun!
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Then you involve 1 moose, 2 voodoo dolls, a box of kleenex, your trusty cell phone, a nuclear warhead, a can of coke, some hard drugs, a mouse, a rat, a ferret, and your favorite clubbing tool. That is when the game REALLY gets fun. If you want it to be a little kinky, bring along some lube and saran wrap.
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Uncle Goose
 
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The Goose knows best.
| | | Re: Scaring off pigeons
<Reply # 23 on 10/24/2006 1:58 PM >
| | | | Their droppings also contain Histoplasmosis Capsulum, a Fungus that can cause a fatal lungdisease known as Histoplasmosis (duh!!). There is however a change you get immune if you inhale only a small amount of it. The larger the amount the more dangerous it becomes. Symptoms are those of pneumonia. I strongly advice a good gasmask with at least a P3 filter if you must wander trough piles of shit. Cloths can be washed and re-used afterwards.
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Chronos
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Gender: Male
| | Re: Scaring off pigeons
<Reply # 24 on 10/24/2006 11:04 PM >
|  | | | Posted by DanB
Mix together a batch of seed and strychnine. Go to the site and spread it around. The next day, they should all be crapping on The Great Shoulder in the Sky.
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I tried that once but they didn't eat it. I also tried the same thing but with a laxative, no luck there either.
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Curious_George
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Cambridge
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Straight outta New Bedlam
| | Re: Scaring off pigeons
<Reply # 25 on 10/24/2006 11:14 PM >
| | | | Why would you want to get pigeons out, they are so nice.
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