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UER Forum > Archived US: Great Lakes > UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies? (Viewed 1554 times)
Xanderrrrrr 






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UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
< on 9/17/2011 1:52 AM >
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Oh god, I can see the mountains of hate mail now... oh well.

Anyway, any girls in the Chicago area that want to go urban exploring? I go exploring pretty much every weekend, and I'm down for anything from abandoned buildings to cranes to... whatever. I got a list of about 200 spots in Chicago, so if you're interested, send me a private message.


This is so dumb haha

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Re: UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
<Reply # 1 on 9/17/2011 5:44 AM >
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bahahaha

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Re: UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
<Reply # 2 on 9/17/2011 6:24 AM >
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Why, I'd love to. Just send me your phone number, meeting time & place, and a description of you, cutie!
[last edit 9/17/2011 6:25 AM by ShhImACop - edited 1 times]

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Re: UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
<Reply # 3 on 9/17/2011 3:29 PM >
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You hobo

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Glass 


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as one does

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Re: UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
<Reply # 4 on 9/21/2011 7:47 PM >
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May I suggest posting a Craigslist personal ad?

Seeking: F

Greetings,

Have you ever been fucked on top of a grain elevator?

Do you get turned on by the sensation of sewage swirling around your waders?

Pack an HDR-equipped point and shoot?

If you've answered 'yes' to any of the questions above, and have a vagina, please reply with a headshot of yourself in a P100 and the model of your highest-output flashlight. Looking forward!

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Re: UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
<Reply # 5 on 9/21/2011 8:20 PM >
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Posted by Glass
May I suggest posting a Craigslist personal ad?

Seeking: F

Greetings,

Have you ever been fucked on top of a grain elevator?

Do you get turned on by the sensation of sewage swirling around your waders?

Pack an HDR-equipped point and shoot?

If you've answered 'yes' to any of the questions above, and have a vagina, please reply with a headshot of yourself in a P100 and the model of your highest-output flashlight. Looking forward!


BAHAHAHA!!!^ Great..

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Rockle 


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Re: UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
<Reply # 6 on 9/22/2011 2:06 AM >
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lol.

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Re: UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
<Reply # 7 on 9/22/2011 2:38 AM >
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Ok dorks...as a UE girl...this all doesn't sound soo bad. At least in my recent experiences non-explorers have been a waste of time. Glass, I'd so answer that ad...LOL.

Good luck there Xander!

mikmac 


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Re: UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
<Reply # 8 on 9/22/2011 2:55 AM >
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This isn't dumb. This is almost exactly how I met one of my bfs. A girlie will come along eventually. Keep trying. :]
[last edit 9/22/2011 5:35 PM by mikmac - edited 1 times]

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Re: UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
<Reply # 9 on 9/22/2011 5:47 AM >
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Maybe add in "Ever wanted to fuck wearing nothing but headlamps and waders?" That'd catch 'em.

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Re: UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
<Reply # 10 on 9/22/2011 5:47 AM >
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Maybe add in "Do you like to walk around the house wearing nothing but a headlamp and waders?

That'd catch 'em.
[last edit 9/22/2011 5:49 AM by JavaSpartan - edited 1 times]

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Re: UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
<Reply # 11 on 9/22/2011 5:48 AM >
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Maybe add in "Ever wanted to fuck wearing nothing but headlamps and waders?" That'd catch 'em.

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Re: UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
<Reply # 12 on 9/22/2011 5:56 AM >
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Maybe respond in three replies instead of picking just one or consolidating them into one, that'd catch them.

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Re: UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
<Reply # 13 on 9/22/2011 5:57 AM >
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Posted by MonkeyPunchBaby
Maybe respond in three replies instead of picking just one or consolidating them into one, that'd catch them.


Internet froze on me and screwed it up. Woops.

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Re: UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
<Reply # 14 on 9/22/2011 2:19 PM >
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Posted by MonkeyPunchBaby
Maybe respond in three replies instead of picking just one or consolidating them into one, that'd catch them.


I lol'd. n_u



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junkyard 


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Re: UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
<Reply # 15 on 9/22/2011 11:26 PM >
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I dont know as if I'd want to meet the chick that takes him up on this.

I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
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Re: UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
<Reply # 16 on 9/23/2011 2:11 AM >
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Posted by junkyard
I dont know as if I'd want to meet the chick that takes him up on this.


i give him kuddos for putting that out there.... and just because a girl would answer it, doesn't mean she'd put out...so why wouldn't u want to meet her? ;)

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Re: UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
<Reply # 17 on 9/23/2011 9:18 PM >
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Wow. This got more traffic than I imagined... Well, no offers yet, but I'm open to it! Come on girls, this ain't a sex thing, it's about the esssploring! I just want a girl who knows how to have a good time. Ante UP! (pleeeeeease)

junkyard 


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Re: UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
<Reply # 18 on 9/23/2011 9:37 PM >
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I've been around too long and have a very drunk and educated guess as to what she would look like, how she would react in many situations, and how annoying she would be. On the other hand I have been wrong exactly 3 times before. But by the numbers, she would probably be a perfect fit for the writer. That is why I would probably not want to meet her. She would not be into drinking since noon, flashing her tits from the back of the bike at 90 through downtown on our way to an active building, the sewers, or rapping down a half caved in mineshaft. But what does it matter? I already for a girl like that, two of them would be trouble.

I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com
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Re: UrbEx Date! Laaaaadies?
<Reply # 19 on 9/25/2011 2:17 PM >
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i know a couple tranny's in chicago that would be down, if that works. i'll send 'em your info.

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