 |
|
|
UER Store
|
|
order your copy of Access All Areas today!
|
|
|
 Freak
     
Location: Usually Alaska, now MSP.
Gender: Male
Hypocrite
 |  |  | Re: St. Paul Labyrinth Map
<Reply # 21 on 6/16/2011 3:21 AM >
|  | | | Whatever, you elitist bastards have been trying to keep Teh Quarry hidden for years 
Turn off the internet and go play outside.
http://spamusement...hp/comics/view/137 |
|
Darlinclem
Location: Twin Cities
Gender: Female
| | Re: St. Paul Labyrinth Map
<Reply # 22 on 6/16/2011 2:00 PM >
| | | | Posted by relik
good enough liar to fool me for the bit. i hadn't known him too long, previously. sorry again, DC. ;]
|
Not a problem.
|
|
Clockwork
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
I WILL KILL THIS MONKEY! I'M CRAZY!
| |  | Re: St. Paul Labyrinth Map
<Reply # 24 on 6/17/2011 12:06 AM >
| | | | Posted by shotgun mario
we don't need no names here on the public forum for the whole world to see. Why don't you just go WRITE A BOOK about it as well???
|
Fuck you guys. I'm blowing this shit up out into the open: http://www.uer.ca/...ow.asp?locid=25519 Prepare to see all these tunnels get spraypainted with grafitti and a bajillion people get arrested. Fifty cops are already on their way.
|
|
relik
 
Location: 44.26126°,-88.41502° (Appleton, WI)
Gender: Male
There is no truth, Only a perspective.
| | | Re: St. Paul Labyrinth Map
<Reply # 25 on 6/17/2011 1:12 AM >
| | | | i heard they're sending whole police squads from at least 3 states.
"When it rains, just find bigger drains." |
|
Krenta
Location: Saint Paul, MN
Nope, wasn't me.
| | Re: St. Paul Labyrinth Map
<Reply # 26 on 6/17/2011 1:20 AM >
| | | | Posted by Clockwork
Fifty cops are already on their way.
|
That's so yesterday's news. 
Twelve people were arrested just this (Thursday) morning, in fact.
Have Speed Graphic, Will Travel. |
|
GloWorm
Location: South from North
Sun up the cunt daily
| | Re: St. Paul Labyrinth Map
<Reply # 27 on 6/17/2011 3:59 AM >
| | | | We won.
"Viva La Diabetes!" -NotBatman
Agreed!
Let us not be confused with kaleidoscopic reality. |
|
NotBatman
Location: MSP
Gender: Male
Secret Cult Member
| | Re: St. Paul Labyrinth Map
<Reply # 28 on 6/17/2011 4:29 AM >
| | | | Posted by GloWorm
We won.
"Viva La Diabetes!" -NotBatman
Agreed!
|
We won so hard it's a little sick.
I'm a "Leave only footprints, take only pornography" kind of guy, myself. |
|
Darlinclem
Location: Twin Cities
Gender: Female
| | Re: St. Paul Labyrinth Map
<Reply # 29 on 6/17/2011 4:57 AM >
| | | | Posted by Krenta
That's so yesterday's news.
Twelve people were arrested just this (Thursday) morning, in fact.
|
Woah, were they similar to the Dude Bros? I was down there the other night (not going in there) and saw a bunch of their types nearby.
|
|
Glass
 
Location: Chicago
as one does
| | | Re: St. Paul Labyrinth Map
<Reply # 30 on 6/17/2011 4:59 AM >
| | | | Saw the thread title and said out loud: "Oh god."
Glad to see it's under control (Clockwork).
|
|
Krenta
Location: Saint Paul, MN
Nope, wasn't me.
| | Re: St. Paul Labyrinth Map
<Reply # 31 on 6/17/2011 5:23 AM >
| | | | Posted by Darlinclem
Woah, were they similar to the Dude Bros? I was down there the other night (not going in there) and saw a bunch of their types nearby.
|
Has anyone actually met Teh Dude Bros? I thought they were but a league of rabid, semi-mythical monsters from the murky, stygian deeps of the inner suburban wastelands, unseen and unrecorded by scientists otherwise forced to study them second-hand by examining their spoor and the prodigal amount of litter left in the wake of their savannah stampedes.
Point being, I'm not sure what "their types" is supposed to be, unless you mean "dumbasses". I've just assumed they were "Like Teh Kilroy Krew, only more so".
Have Speed Graphic, Will Travel. |
|
GloWorm
Location: South from North
Sun up the cunt daily
| | Re: St. Paul Labyrinth Map
<Reply # 32 on 6/17/2011 6:16 AM >
| | | | Im pretty sure.
Let us not be confused with kaleidoscopic reality. |
|
Freak
Location: Usually Alaska, now MSP.
Gender: Male
Hypocrite
| | | Re: St. Paul Labyrinth Map
<Reply # 34 on 6/17/2011 7:57 PM >
|  | | | Anyone have details on the Landmark 12?
Turn off the internet and go play outside.
http://spamusement...hp/comics/view/137 |
|
Clockwork
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
I WILL KILL THIS MONKEY! I'M CRAZY!
| | | Re: St. Paul Labyrinth Map
<Reply # 35 on 6/17/2011 11:46 PM >
| | | | I have read some faint hints about a bust that happened in the past several days. Is this the Landmark 12 you are talking about? What is known? I haven't heard anything about it, but I assume the Chatiere Society is discussing it.
|
|
NotBatman
Location: MSP
Gender: Male
Secret Cult Member
| | Re: St. Paul Labyrinth Map
<Reply # 36 on 6/18/2011 4:01 AM >
| | | | My understanding, which I heard from a secret, clandestine source of course, is that a small number of charming, fashionable, attractive and pleasant-smelling explorers paid a visit to the place in question, travelling via magical fairies in a completely safe and legal manner. Having cut their visit short, they were enjoying each other's company below when lights and voices broke their festivities. (Or so I heard.)
These ruggedly handsome and outrageously foxy explorers extroardinaire made a quick effort at hiding, attempting a harrowing escape, but they got split up in their haste and thus were forced to hunker down and stay put. After a brief stand-off it was determined that their peaceful interlude had been disrupted not by cops or security personnel, but by a group of six-to-eight dim-witted, neanderthallic, Bro-Dudes (who lacked ANY sexual appeal WHATSOEVER). (Is how I heard the story.)
Said Bro-Dudes are reported to have been noisy and obnoxious, wetting themselves in their haste to brag about how they climbed in a broken window. They claimed there were more of them upstairs exploring the many ways and means of drawing attention to themselves. I believe no less than THREE full drum kits were involved. Our heroes wisely decided to get the fuck out with dashing and heroic swiftness, leaving the Bro-Dudes to sniff each other's certainly skid-marked underwear in the darkness. (According to my source.)
Later, outside, our triumphant (and devilishly sexy!) adventurers espied an uncontrolled flashlight show near the roof of the building as well as not one but TWO squad cars lurking on the property. While it seemed that the story had ended there, hints and clues (sent via ninja smoke-bomb) indicated that K9 units were likely in attendance as well and that a group of 12 noisome travesties of humanity were taken into police custody where, as far as I know, they immediately began raping themselves while weeping in anguish, calling for their mommies. (My source was VERY specific about the self-rape and skid-marks.)
That's what I've been able to gather, anyway. Our intrepid heroes had, it would seem, an epic and harrowing escape which somehow made them each ALL THE SEXIER. The Nation's leading Scientists are still trying to determine how that's even possible. (According to my sources, which are largely tea-leaves crammed into a beer bottle and inserted somewhere uncomfortable.)
In an unrelated story, I read on the internet that Dick Cheney ate a live, human baby during one of his re-election debates. True story.
I'm a "Leave only footprints, take only pornography" kind of guy, myself. |
|
Clockwork
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
I WILL KILL THIS MONKEY! I'M CRAZY!
| | | Re: St. Paul Labyrinth Map
<Reply # 37 on 6/18/2011 4:44 AM >
| | | | Oh, NotBatman... You are so full of epic win and majesty. 
|
|
Darlinclem
Location: Twin Cities
Gender: Female
| | Re: St. Paul Labyrinth Map
<Reply # 38 on 6/18/2011 5:02 AM >
| | | | Posted by Clockwork
I have read some faint hints about a bust that happened in the past several days. Is this the Landmark 12 you are talking about? What is known? I haven't heard anything about it, but I assume the Chatiere Society is discussing it.
|
Yeah, we were. Someone said they knew of it and someone else was like, o we should make sure everyone is aware. (this all happened in a short turn over btw) What is so bad about that?
Haters gonna hate I guess.
|
|
dsankt
Location: live and in the fresh
| | | | Re: St. Paul Labyrinth Map
<Reply # 39 on 6/18/2011 10:47 AM >
| | | | I heard they pumped the tunnels full of cotton candy and you need to fucking eat your way around, hardcore.
sleepycity.net: watch out for the third rail baby, that shit is high voltage. urbex and urban exploration photography |
|
|
|
All content and images copyright © 2002-2024 UER.CA and respective creators. Graphical Design by Crossfire.
To contact webmaster, or click to email with problems or other questions about this site:
UER CONTACT
View Terms of Service |
View Privacy Policy |
Server colocation provided by Beanfield
This page was generated for you in 156 milliseconds. Since June 23, 2002, a total of 739053828 pages have been generated.
|
|
