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 kelly killfloor
Location: the heartland, illinois
Gender: Female
 |  | Any central Illinois UE out there, I found a neglected strip club
< on 5/29/2010 9:14 AM >
|  | | | Went to a H.S. graduation today about an hour or so from my dwelling, and I was on some back road to my aunts rural house and I found what I can only assume is an abandoned strip club. The name of the place raised my eye brow. Lets just say the name is similar to a natural phenomenon that occurs when a large gas mass becomes covered by another large sky mass and you need to wear protective eye wear so you don't become blind. Now that my crap wagon has new tires, I was wondering if there is anyone skilled with previous experience of "hacking" into a boarded up building; who is interested in meeting up to possibly find a dead stripper (oh my!!!!) I have never went to any great lengths to yank plywood off of doors and windows to explore a place. All my previous places have been open/ or not boarded up. So I am kinda scared/ don't know what I am doing. Also this place doesn't have woods near it to sneak upon suspecting building. It is however surrounded by cornfields (just sprouts for now). There is a church and a gas station nearby for parking. Anyone interested? If not thats ok, I will try it alone.
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splumer
   
Location: Cleveland, Ohio
Gender: Male
| | Re: Any central Illinois UE out there, I found a neglected strip club
<Reply # 1 on 6/1/2010 2:48 PM >
| | | | I'm hard pressed to find three words more depressing than "neglected strip club."
But seriously, removing boards and similar actions are usually viewed as breaking and entering, which in most states is a felony which will get you sent to the big house.
“We are not going to have the kind of cooperation we need if everyone insists on their own narrow version of reality. … the great divide in the world today … is between people who have the courage to listen and those who are convinced that they already know it all.”
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Country exp
 
Location: Evansville, IN
Gender: Male
Bah, Shit Will Buff Out.
| |  | Re: Any central Illinois UE out there, I found a neglected strip club
<Reply # 2 on 6/3/2010 1:05 AM >
| | | | Im going to go on a whim and say that this may be near a river?
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don_corleyone
 
Location: F/RoX
Gender: Male
I have abandonment issues
| | Re: Any central Illinois UE out there, I found a neglected strip club
<Reply # 3 on 6/3/2010 1:06 AM >
| | | | nothin to it but to do it.
leave the gun. take the cannoli.
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macphisto
Location: St. Paul, MN
Gender: Male
| | Re: Any central Illinois UE out there, I found a neglected strip club
<Reply # 4 on 6/3/2010 9:03 PM >
| | | | Posted by kelly killfloor
Lets just say the name is similar to a natural phenomenon that occurs when a large gas mass becomes covered by another large sky mass and you need to wear protective eye wear so you don't become blind.
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So the name of the place is Fartknockers?
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midwest urban85
Location: Mercer Co. Il
Gender: Male
| | Re: Any central Illinois UE out there, I found a neglected strip club
<Reply # 5 on 10/14/2010 6:46 PM >
| | | | Posted by Country exp
Im going to go on a whim and say that this may be near a river?
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That might be a good call... If it is that one I'm surprised it closed the flood would have cleaned it out a little lol... That whole town would be good for exploring if you aren't worried about getting shot or worse. lol
I don't like what the fucks going on here |
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Harvestman
Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory!
Gender: Male
Everything about me has a poker face.
| |  | Re: Any central Illinois UE out there, I found a neglected strip club
<Reply # 6 on 10/15/2010 12:45 AM >
| | | | Posted by kelly killfloor
The name of the place raised my eye brow. Lets just say the name is similar to a natural phenomenon that occurs when a large gas mass becomes covered by another large sky mass and you need to wear protective eye wear so you don't become blind.
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Cloud Sex? What an odd name for a strip joint...
Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.
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\/adder
 
Location: DunkarooLand
Gender: Male
I'm the worst of the best but I'm in this race.
| | | Re: Any central Illinois UE out there, I found a neglected strip club
<Reply # 7 on 10/15/2010 3:04 AM >
| | | | Sometimes vandals make entrances in the dead of night and explorers return a week or two later at dawn to discover the entrances are still open.
"No risk, no reward, no fun."
"Go all the way or walk away"
escensi omnis... |
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Gutter Monkey
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Gender: Male
Tell me if this tickles
| | Re: Any central Illinois UE out there, I found a neglected strip club
<Reply # 8 on 10/15/2010 3:26 AM >
| | | | Posted by TheVicariousVadder
Sometimes vandals make entrances in the dead of night and explorers return a week or two later at dawn to discover the entrances are still open.
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Ah, the old "It was like that when I got here and that's not my crowbar anyway, officer" defence. 
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\/adder
Location: DunkarooLand
Gender: Male
I'm the worst of the best but I'm in this race.
| | | Re: Any central Illinois UE out there, I found a neglected strip club
<Reply # 9 on 10/15/2010 3:32 AM >
| | | | Posted by Gutter Monkey
Ah, the old "It was like that when I got here and that's not my crowbar anyway, officer" defence.
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Ideally you wouldn't have the crowbar with you while talking to the cops.
The ability to do a pull up using only the tips of my fingers means I've never had to force my way into a building before.
Second story windows are often left board free.
"No risk, no reward, no fun."
"Go all the way or walk away"
escensi omnis... |
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