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UER Forum > Archived US: Great Lakes > Where the women at?!? (Viewed 4469 times)
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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 40 on 3/26/2010 2:38 PM >
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TACOS!

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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 41 on 3/26/2010 3:02 PM >
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and beer.

I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 42 on 3/27/2010 1:35 AM >
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Yummy puppy chow FTW!!!!

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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 43 on 3/27/2010 2:05 AM >
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The obverse of that is true too, oddly.

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And to make it worse, 75% of all the people on here with "women" as their gender are actually just old men. True story.




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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 44 on 3/27/2010 2:13 AM >
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Posted by DevilC
The obverse of that is true too, oddly.


YOUR FACE is obverse.

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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 45 on 3/27/2010 4:52 AM >
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Posted by EatsTooMuchJam

YOUR FACE is obverse.


couldn't have said it better myself.

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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 46 on 3/27/2010 5:39 AM >
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I am Canadian but I have genuine female bits.

*edited for misspelling female. Srsly.
[last edit 3/27/2010 5:40 AM by Wiccan - edited 1 times]

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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 47 on 3/27/2010 5:18 PM >
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Posted by Wiccan
I am Canadian but I have genuine female bits.

*edited for misspelling female. Srsly.


... hanging in your garage on meathooks?

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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 48 on 3/28/2010 2:31 AM >
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Posted by EatsTooMuchJam


... hanging in your garage on meathooks?


Never,that would frighten the gimp.


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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 49 on 3/28/2010 4:50 AM >
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I like where this conversation is going ;)

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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 50 on 3/28/2010 3:37 PM >
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Posted by Wiccan


Never,that would frighten the gimp.



Ah, right. Meathooks in the basement! Otherwise, the pleasant potpourri of decaying flesh wouldn't be able to waft freely throughout the house, right?
[last edit 3/28/2010 3:37 PM by EatsTooMuchJam - edited 1 times]

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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 51 on 3/28/2010 5:33 PM >
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In Wisconsin, the kids are kept in cages and Grandma in the freezer, in the basement of course.

I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 52 on 3/28/2010 6:17 PM >
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Posted by EatsTooMuchJam


Ah, right. Meathooks in the basement! Otherwise, the pleasant potpourri of decaying flesh wouldn't be able to waft freely throughout the house, right?


No no,you've got it all wrong. The female bits are stored in decorative jars,in the smokehouse with the bacon and weiners.



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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 53 on 3/28/2010 7:44 PM >
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Posted by Wiccan

No no,you've got it all wrong. The female bits are stored in decorative jars,in the smokehouse with the bacon and weiners.



if this was Alaska, they'd bury those for 2 or 3 weeks, and eat them while they're rotten ;P

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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 54 on 3/28/2010 10:21 PM >
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Posted by Wiccan


No no,you've got it all wrong. The female bits are stored in decorative jars,in the smokehouse with the bacon and weiners.




Hey, I just noticed you live in Alberta. Are you near Edmonton? There are some pretty awesome explorers there!

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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 55 on 3/28/2010 10:29 PM >
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Posted by Darlinclem


I told you they loved tacos. Did they get you with taco farts in any tunnels or confined spaces?


Not yet, i guess ill expect it now. It will probably sneak up on me lol. words can't depict the sarcasm when i say i look forward to it

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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 56 on 3/28/2010 10:31 PM >
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Posted by EatsTooMuchJam


Ah, right. Meathooks in the basement! Otherwise, the pleasant potpourri of decaying flesh wouldn't be able to waft freely throughout the house, right?


No better place to be than in the basement... why don't you come out of the closet and join us

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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 57 on 3/28/2010 10:34 PM >
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Posted by EatsTooMuchJam


Hey, I just noticed you live in Alberta. Are you near Edmonton? There are some pretty awesome explorers there!


I live a few hours away from Edmonton. There's nothing overly cool to offer around here that I've found yet,but I may get down that way eventually.


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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 58 on 3/28/2010 11:16 PM >
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Posted by GloWorm
No better place to be than in the basement... why don't you come out of the closet and join us


On the other hand, when hiding in the closet, one sees the weirdest things...

http://www.youtube...atch?v=5_5sQyHnbY4
(Completely and utterly in every way NSFW. No, really)

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Re: Where the women at?!?
<Reply # 59 on 3/29/2010 12:03 AM >
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Posted by EatsTooMuchJam


On the other hand, when hiding in the closet, one sees the weirdest things...

http://www.youtube...atch?v=5_5sQyHnbY4
(Completely and utterly in every way NSFW. No, really)





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