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 Intrinsic
      
Location: Collingwood
Gender: Male
 |  | Crabby Gabby's Retirement Home (Greater Sudbury, ON)
< on 7/22/2009 2:56 AM >
|  | | | A Pictorial Guide to Crabby Gabby's Retirement Home
By
Intrinsic
Welcome to Crabby Gabby's Retirement Home. We're a small retirement home nestled in the backwood's of Greater Sudbury. Residents will appreciate the country style atmosphere and rural area. We are just 15 minutes to New Sudbury and five minutes to the Hanmer Mall.
Our kitchen is fully stocked and staffed around the clock. Late night owls will appreciate being able to grab a bite to eat at any hour.
(Disclaimer: Water and crackers available only from 11PM to 8AM)
We have a guard on duty 24 hours a day.
(Disclaimer: Guard can be found out in his car with a bottle of booze from 11 PM until 8AM)
Fresh Fruit Served Daily
(Disclaimer: Fruit may be moldy)
Residents have their own rooms
Full piece bathroom
(Disclaimer: Staff is not responsible for cleaning up of mold or peeling paint.)
Our Nurses's Station is manned 24 hours for your safety
Relax and read the newspaper in our Relaxation Room
Ladies will appreciate our complimentary hair salon
(Disclaimer: Sorry, our photographer needs a tripod.)
We allow overnight family guests in our Guest Room for a nominal fee
So relax, have a seat and enjoy your retirement!
We're lighting your way to happiness!
Men, you'll appreciate our 36 sports channels
(Disclaimer: 35 channels available for $50.99 per month)
And Finally...
Should you start seeing demons, please ring the nurse ASAP so that she may give you your medication for the evening.
[last edit 7/22/2009 2:58 AM by Intrinsic - edited 2 times]
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olive
Location: hamilton
Gender: Female
good plan, poorly executed.
| |  | Re: Crabby Gabby's Retirement Home (Greater Sudbury, ON)
<Reply # 1 on 7/22/2009 3:14 AM >
| | | | picture #1 and #13 are sad they didn't get a border.
Sorry, what was that you were saying about forever alone? |
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Intrinsic
Location: Collingwood
Gender: Male
| | Re: Crabby Gabby's Retirement Home (Greater Sudbury, ON)
<Reply # 2 on 7/22/2009 3:15 AM >
| | | | Posted by olive
picture #1 and #13 are sad they didn't get a border.
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... which is directly related to the fact that they also didn't get a stable pair of hands to hold the camera they were taken with. 
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fedge
Location: Gaud Corners, Ontario, Canada
Gender: Male
you blight up my life™®
| | | Re: Crabby Gabby's Retirement Home (Greater Sudbury, ON)
<Reply # 3 on 7/22/2009 3:24 AM >
| | | | WTF - did those used to be apples? Jesus! Nice location. Love the peelin' paint!
18-odd Years Of UER-ing! |
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olive
Location: hamilton
Gender: Female
good plan, poorly executed.
| | | Re: Crabby Gabby's Retirement Home (Greater Sudbury, ON)
<Reply # 4 on 7/22/2009 3:26 AM >
| | | | Posted by fedge
WTF - did those used to be apples? Jesus! Nice location. Love the peelin' paint!
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to me, they look like oranges with cloves pushed into them. i made some in elementary school at Christmas time.
Sorry, what was that you were saying about forever alone? |
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Annunziata
Location: Toronto, ON
Gender: Female
| | | Re: Crabby Gabby's Retirement Home (Greater Sudbury, ON)
<Reply # 5 on 7/22/2009 3:38 AM >
| | | | This is quite amusing. Thank you for livening up the Ontario forum.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/aklm/ |
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Wiccan
Location: Hamilton Ontario
Gender: Female
| | Re: Crabby Gabby's Retirement Home (Greater Sudbury, ON)
<Reply # 6 on 7/22/2009 4:58 AM >
| | | | Haha,nice read and pictures!
I work in a retirement home and just today I had an interesting conversation with a resident about seeing demons so yeah,this funny.
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N1Hawk
Location: Ajax, Ontario, Canada
Gender: Male
| | Re: Crabby Gabby's Retirement Home (Greater Sudbury, ON)
<Reply # 7 on 7/22/2009 4:52 PM >
| | | | Intrinsic,
You always come up with some great ideas. This write up and pictures are good! I loved the story!
Awesome job making the Ontario forums more fun!
N1Hawk
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