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 C-13
  
Location: Mandeville LA
Gender: Male
"Be always sure you're right, then go ahead."
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< on 12/7/2008 8:10 PM >
|  | | | Does anyone have any idea how to remove bricks from a doorway making as little noise as possible and at a fairly quick pace?
“The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.”
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hatsumi
   
| | | Re: Bricks
<Reply # 1 on 12/7/2008 10:16 PM >
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are these bricks cemented together or piled up blocking the doorway ?
i don't think quick and quiet are two descriptions that will go together in this scenario......unless they are piled up and u have a congo line of people to pass them along
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Glass
  
Location: Chicago
as one does
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<Reply # 2 on 12/7/2008 11:04 PM >
| | | | Go through a window!  It's much easier than disassembling bricks.
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Crumpet
Location: Brisbane, AUS
Gender: Male
You know you're in Brisbane when...
| | | Re: Bricks
<Reply # 3 on 12/8/2008 4:19 AM >
| | | | Posted by hatsumi
are these bricks cemented together or piled up blocking the doorway ?
i don't think quick and quiet are two descriptions that will go together in this scenario......unless they are piled up and u have a congo line of people to pass them along
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Exactly.
If they're cemented together, you'd better go around them.
If they're just stacked there, you're still going to make a fair amount of noise.
What kind of situation is this? Surely there'd be an easier way around which won't get you into trouble.
- Crumpet (http://www.urbanillusions.org)
[from micro's "drainer rules"] 3rd RULE: If someone says "rain" or "thunderstorm", the draining is over. |
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Aleksandar
Location: United States
Gender: Male
your darkest shadow, my oldest friend; the world's become ashes, this is the end.
| | Re: Bricks
<Reply # 4 on 12/8/2008 5:20 AM >
| | | | Posted by C-13
Does anyone have any idea how to remove bricks from a doorway making as little noise as possible and at a fairly quick pace?
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find a way around. if you get caught, you're a vandal and B&E'ing. best advice i can give is find ways in without harming the structure; or if you have to harm to get in, just pass it by.
Freedom breeds war; and Peace, slavery. So it shall be forevermore: Men who love freedom buy it with their lives, and lovers of peace with their freedom. |
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micro
Gender: Male
Slowly I turned
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<Reply # 5 on 12/8/2008 5:27 AM >
| | | | Not recommended:
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C-13
Location: Mandeville LA
Gender: Male
"Be always sure you're right, then go ahead."
| | | Re: Bricks
<Reply # 6 on 12/8/2008 7:46 PM >
| | | | It is the only way in, and who ever put the bricks there messed with the structure first. They are cemented in, and have been holding strong for awhile.
“The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.”
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don_corleyone
Location: F/RoX
Gender: Male
I have abandonment issues
| | Re: Bricks
<Reply # 7 on 12/8/2008 7:53 PM >
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leave the gun. take the cannoli.
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Esoterik
Location: Kansas City
Gender: Male
| | Re: Bricks
<Reply # 8 on 12/8/2008 9:47 PM >
| | | | Did you know that the word 'brick' is also slang for a manly-looking transsexual?
“You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.” |
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MindHacker
Location: Suburbs of DC
Gender: Male
If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it to the wall with your shoulder.
| | Re: Bricks
<Reply # 9 on 12/8/2008 9:54 PM >
| | | | Posted by C-13
Does anyone have any idea how to remove transsexuals from a doorway making as little noise as possible and at a fairly quick pace?
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Ah, yes, the age old problem. As soon as I read this I wanted to say "Quiet bombs!" but... i think your best bet would be to pull them out still attached to each other, depending on how well they are attached to the doorframe. Pulling a cable back and forth is a pretty quiet way through mortar. If they are firmly attached... it'd probably be easier to go through a wall. Transsexuals attach to each other really well... that's why they make buildings out of them. It's sort of what they do.
"That's just my opinion. I would, however, advocate for explosive breaching, since speed and looking cool are both concerns in my job."-Wilkinshire |
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Aleksandar
Location: United States
Gender: Male
your darkest shadow, my oldest friend; the world's become ashes, this is the end.
| | Re: Bricks
<Reply # 10 on 12/8/2008 10:37 PM >
| | | | Posted by C-13
It is the only way in, and who ever put the bricks there messed with the structure first. They are cemented in, and have been holding strong for awhile.
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just pass it by, dude.
Freedom breeds war; and Peace, slavery. So it shall be forevermore: Men who love freedom buy it with their lives, and lovers of peace with their freedom. |
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Quarantine
Location: Denver
Gender: Female
retired former old-school UE'er
| | Re: Bricks
<Reply # 11 on 12/9/2008 12:34 AM >
| | | | Posted by Esoterik
Did you know that the word 'brick' is also slang for a manly-looking transsexual?
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He never said that's not what's blocking the door.
[last edit 12/9/2008 12:36 AM by Quarantine - edited 1 times]
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itcheyeball
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 12 on 12/9/2008 2:47 AM >
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Hilarious!!!!
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Crumpet
Location: Brisbane, AUS
Gender: Male
You know you're in Brisbane when...
| | | Re: Bricks
<Reply # 13 on 12/9/2008 5:40 AM >
| | | | Posted by C-13
It is the only way in, and who ever put the bricks there messed with the structure first. They are cemented in, and have been holding strong for awhile.
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Not worth trying. If you can't climb over or around it or whatever, and it's cemented in place, like another poster said, just pass it by. You can't do much without committing an offense while making a tonne of noise at the same time.
- Crumpet (http://www.urbanillusions.org)
[from micro's "drainer rules"] 3rd RULE: If someone says "rain" or "thunderstorm", the draining is over. |
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Kroc
Location: Salisbury, Maryland
Gender: Male
| | Re: Bricks
<Reply # 14 on 2/27/2009 7:31 PM >
| | | | sledgehammer.
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Glass
Location: Chicago
as one does
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<Reply # 15 on 2/27/2009 8:12 PM >
| | | | Thread revival? I-don't-think-so.
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fivepointsix
Location: Sudbury
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 16 on 3/27/2009 12:50 PM >
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haha
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Trap
Location: Dayton, Ohio
Gender: Male
Son, I am disappoint
| | Re: Bricks
<Reply # 17 on 3/29/2009 3:49 AM >
| | | | How is this still alive?
Posted by Send4Help:
ITS EIGHT FUCKING THIRTY!!
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metawaffle
King of Puns
Location: Brisbane!
Gender: Male
Purveyor of Fine Lampshades
| | | Re: Bricks
<Reply # 18 on 3/29/2009 3:52 AM >
| | | | Posted by Shutchatrap
How is this still alive?
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...asks Mister Bumpety-bump-the-thread!
http://www.longexposure.net |
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Trap
Location: Dayton, Ohio
Gender: Male
Son, I am disappoint
| | Re: Bricks
<Reply # 19 on 3/29/2009 4:00 AM >
| | | | Posted by metawaffle
...asks Mister Bumpety-bump-the-thread!
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DAMN! You've discovered my secret identity!! *Throws a smoke bomb and stubbs his toe on the table as he ungracefully attempts to escape*
awww... dammit
Posted by Send4Help:
ITS EIGHT FUCKING THIRTY!!
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