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 Mutt
    
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Location: Bunbury, Western Australia
Support your local Funeral Director ----- Drop Dead!
 |  |  | The maids hate me
< on 10/23/2007 12:21 PM >
|  | | | So, I started work at a new funeral home 300 miles away from my residence, so I'm holed up in a hotel until I can buy a house. Not being one to sit on my butt every night and watch re-runs of CSI or Six Feet Under I decided to break open the darkroom equipment and have some evening fun. The enlarger is my spare one, I decided to pack it with me as it takes up less room than my beseler.
The maids think I'm a nutcase.
All men are cremated equal. |
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systemx29
 
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Location: Long Island/Buffalo
Gender: Male
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.
| |  | Re: The maids hate me
<Reply # 2 on 10/23/2007 1:21 PM >
| | | | dude,fucking epic.
that enlarger is tinyyy.
"Patient delusional-Is inventing space ships for a scientist." |
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argonian
 
Location: Toronto, ON
Gender: Female
"Now with added cats!"
| | Re: The maids hate me
<Reply # 3 on 10/23/2007 1:25 PM >
| | | | I so wish I had a proper darkroom. I can't completely block the light and so much of my light blocking techniques depend on my cats not ripping down curtains (which is a hobby of theirs). If only I had a large enough bathroom. Instead I have my unused enlarger sitting in my bedroom, taunting me.
You have made me jealous and sad.
Que pasa, baby? |
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tullo
Location: Belleville New Jersey
Gender: Female
| | | | Re: The maids hate me
<Reply # 4 on 10/23/2007 1:39 PM >
| | | | Posted by argonian
I so wish I had a proper darkroom. I can't completely block the light and so much of my light blocking techniques depend on my cats not ripping down curtains (which is a hobby of theirs). If only I had a large enough bathroom. Instead I have my unused enlarger sitting in my bedroom, taunting me.
You have made me jealous and sad.
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i use my basement of my apartment. i bought contractor grade plastic, its thick and black. i got it in a big rolls from home depot i think. and i literally just duct taped it over the windows. so if you dont mind no natural light in your bathroom, maybe thats an option, hahaha. then i made myself a little "curtain" over the doorway made of the same material- its secured down at the top and on one side. leave the light off in the outside room and in the darkroom room im working in, and it does a good enough job.
yeah. that is a tiny enlarger. i think my enlarger can beat your enlarger up 
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mortimer
Location: teronno
| | | Re: The maids hate me
<Reply # 5 on 10/23/2007 1:44 PM >
| | | | I never realized it until now, but I think motel bathrooms were designed with portable darkrooms in mind.
When do we see prints, or scans thereof?
yep. |
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argonian
Location: Toronto, ON
Gender: Female
"Now with added cats!"
| | Re: The maids hate me
<Reply # 6 on 10/23/2007 1:48 PM >
| | | | Posted by mlserychlc
i use my basement of my apartment. i bought contractor grade plastic, its thick and black. i got it in a big rolls from home depot i think. and i literally just duct taped it over the windows. so if you dont mind no natural light in your bathroom, maybe thats an option, hahaha. then i made myself a little "curtain" over the doorway made of the same material- its secured down at the top and on one side. leave the light off in the outside room and in the darkroom room im working in, and it does a good enough job.
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My bathroom is waaaay too small. When you are on the toilet your knees hit the wall. In order to get in the tub you have to hop over the toilet. Also, and not shockingly, there is no counter space, no window and no fan in this bathroom, so it can't be used.
Also, I have an "open concept" (I feel dirty saying that) apartment with numerous, very large windows. It takes a ton of work just to get the place dark and it is impossible to block all light so I can only use it at night. I am just to lazy to set it up and take it down all the time. Also, there is the problem with the cats that try to destroy everything I am near.
I am now thinking I might be better off to just rent a cheap hotel room on occassion.
Que pasa, baby? |
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tullo
Location: Belleville New Jersey
Gender: Female
| | | | Re: The maids hate me
<Reply # 7 on 10/23/2007 1:52 PM >
| | | | Posted by argonian
I am now thinking I might be better off to just rent a cheap hotel room on occassion.
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so it would kind of be like what some people in the midwest do when they make meth labs? hehe. jk
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Uncle Goose
Location: Ghent, Belgium
Gender: Male
The Goose knows best.
| | | Re: The maids hate me
<Reply # 8 on 10/23/2007 5:47 PM >
| | | | Ahhh, a good old Meopta Opemus 4 enlarger, It's a great (and cheap) enlarger. It's my main enlarger and I got a colorhead for it, that's really a nice piece to use.
A 1000 days of sorrow can disapear in a split second, it takes only one person to make it happen. |
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MutantMandias
Perverse and Often Baffling
Location: Atlanta, GA
Gender: Male
Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.
| | | Re: The maids hate me
<Reply # 9 on 10/23/2007 5:49 PM >
| | | | I think it could only be improved by leaving some autopsy tools lying around as well.
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BUDSKi
Location: St Louis
Gender: Male
| | | Re: The maids hate me
<Reply # 10 on 10/23/2007 5:54 PM >
| | | | is that a bottle opener next to the tissue? if so, that rocks.
-BUDSKi |
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Professor Chaos
Noble Donor
Location: Halifax, NS
Gender: Male
| | | Re: The maids hate me
<Reply # 11 on 10/23/2007 7:47 PM >
|  | | | the maids will probably think you're making bombs or something with all those pans and chemicals.
"Toyota vehicles are marketed to people who would be more excited about getting a new fridge than a new car I think." -Bandi |
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nutekk
Location: Central NJ
Gender: Male
| | | Re: The maids hate me
<Reply # 12 on 10/23/2007 7:50 PM >
| | | | ok, so yea, .... you are a nutcase, but that's a good thing to me, so can i stop by and develop my ilford ???
cheers !
" Take only pictures, leave only footprints" |
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msgsudz
Location: Peterborough, Ontario
Gender: Male
Msgsudz has an overactive bowel and shits like a Clydesdale.
| | | Re: The maids hate me
<Reply # 13 on 10/23/2007 8:40 PM >
| | | | haha that is awesome.
"She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro!" - Zapp Brannigan
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vincec
Location: Here there and everywhere
The image of success
| | | Re: The maids hate me
<Reply # 14 on 10/23/2007 9:19 PM >
| | | | I do the same thing. I've converted the basement bathroom into my darkroom. At least we don't have to worry about a place to sit while we wait for a print to develope! LOL
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to loose
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desmet
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
| | | | Re: The maids hate me
<Reply # 15 on 10/23/2007 11:28 PM >
| | | | I feel like such a loser...I can't even get a darkroom set up at home.
Though, admittedly, I do have FAR less counter space than that here.
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LostAmerica
Location: The West
| | | Re: The maids hate me
<Reply # 16 on 10/23/2007 11:39 PM >
| | | | You must be sitting on the toilet a lot. That's how you get hemorrhoids ya know. Be careful in there.
God, I don't miss the whole wet darkroom thing at all.
www.lostamerica.com |
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A-BOMB
Location: Ambridge/Pittsburgh, PA
Gender: Male
Lord of Dangerous Stuff
| | | Re: The maids hate me
<Reply # 17 on 10/24/2007 7:04 PM >
| | | | Watch out with the darkroom gear, two years back I was in a hotel in dayton and had a bunch of flashbulbs, wire, capacitors,and other electronics spread out as I was making a large slave flash out of one-time use cameras since I forgot my other slaves. Went to get lunch and came back to the police about looking at every thing, one of the maids thought I must of been with the ohio branch of the IRA and called in the JBT. Took for ever to clear that one up.
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lesscrafted
Location: WTF, Alaska
Gender: Female
Why would today be any different?
| |  | Re: The maids hate me
<Reply # 18 on 10/24/2007 9:07 PM >
| | | | Posted by MutantMandias
I think it could only be improved by leaving some autopsy tools lying around as well.
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ABSOLUTELY the first thought that came into my head!! Well done though... might keep them from rifling through your goods for fear that you are truly the new & improved serial killer of yore...
Aut viam inveniam aut faciam.
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Mutt
Moderator
Location: Bunbury, Western Australia
Support your local Funeral Director ----- Drop Dead!
| | | Re: The maids hate me
<Reply # 19 on 10/24/2007 10:24 PM >
| | | | I brought my birds with me too, so not only do I have a darkroom in the bathroom I have two birds flying around in here.
All men are cremated equal. |
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