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 leeys07
 
Location: minneapolis, minnesota
Gender: Male
 |  |  | Re: The mutha-fuckin "CHUNNEL!!!"
<Reply # 20 on 12/13/2006 4:07 AM >
|  | | | so tc said i should post something. blah blah blah. man, does anyone go to those caves, in that one place, over under that one city? or is that just old hat. man. it's been so long since i've been exploring..... blah blah blah blah flame flame flame. caves caves drains drains mills mills yep. minneapolis is spiffy. and your mom's house blah blah.
well, my name is actually supposed to be benagain, but i messed it up and now i'm stuck with my aim screen name for two months. woo hoo. |
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Darlinclem
 
Location: Twin Cities
Gender: Female
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<Reply # 21 on 12/13/2006 5:09 AM >
| | | | Someone moderate that one please. As a mother of two I am very offended.
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Dr. Magnus
   
Location: MSP (Upper Echelon)
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 22 on 12/13/2006 5:29 AM >
| | | | Mother of two? What's their names?
[last edit 12/13/2006 5:29 AM by Dr. Magnus - edited 1 times]
Elite: exclusive, noble, gilt-edged, tip-top, choice, pick, greatest, top drawer, cool, super, out of sight, top-notch, crack, top, out of this world, topflight, elect, aristocratic, selected, upper-class, world-class. |
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TCdrainer
Location: ur moms house
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 23 on 12/13/2006 5:40 AM >
| | | | Posted by Dr. Magnus
Mother of two? What's their names?
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That's easy. Ninah and Billy bones.
"Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol." |
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DiVaMoNKeY
Location: Grundy County, IL
Gender: Female
I pushed with all my might; I pushed with all my love.
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<Reply # 24 on 12/13/2006 3:32 PM >
| | | | Posted by TCdrainer
That's easy. Ninah and Billy bones.
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I thought their names were Lolita and Tanqueray.
I know more about blood than you |
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Clockwork
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
I WILL KILL THIS MONKEY! I'M CRAZY!
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<Reply # 25 on 12/13/2006 5:44 PM >
| | | | You spell her name as Ninah? All this time I thought it was spelled Neenah.
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TCdrainer
Location: ur moms house
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 26 on 12/13/2006 5:49 PM >
| | | | Yeah, I think you're correct Clockwork.
"Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol." |
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Emma Peel
Location: Ahowah
Gender: Female
Ghosting you like you've never been ghosted before.
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<Reply # 27 on 12/13/2006 6:26 PM >
| | | | Posted by leeys07
flame flame flame.
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Hey, man, don't be bringing Flame into this! She did nothing!
By the way ... when I've had a bad week (and by "bad" I mean I'm going to buy a handgun and start killing people 6-at-a-time), you guys' thread-destroying-posts always make me a little less homicidal. Heart. <3
So, when can I get a tour of this Chunnel? Will The Mouse be there?
Sorry, I probably forgot my <sarcasm> tags. |
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EatsTooMuchJam
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
Squirty "Stickybuns" von Cherrypants
| |  |  | | | Re: The mutha-fuckin "CHUNNEL!!!"
<Reply # 28 on 12/13/2006 8:46 PM >
| | | | The Mouse collects everybody's pants at the front door. In exchange for your pants you will receive all the beer you can drink. If you spill beer your pants will not be returned to you. Also, you will not be invited back if you trash any of the Twin Cities locations that connect to it including...
Julio The Bus Driver's Terrifying Tunnel of Turds
Sucky 13
Saint Vincent de Paul's Skank Ho Emporium and Home For Well-lubricated Miscreants
Weezy's Jefferson's Creature Cave
Chafingly Crawling Chaos
Thighmaster
Sugar-sprinkled Starfish Fuck-land
Iron City
Brown-eyed Girl
West Shittsondale (aka Rippled She-licks)
Corncobb Cave
Dan's Sprain
Gold Metal Frottage
The Gomez Addams East Bank Fertilizer Farm
The Glory Holes of 9th and Hennepin (many of the local explorers' favorite!)
The HMS Bitch Tits (the pirate ship mentioned previously)
Chute's Craven Shave
Satan's Sewer
It can also, if you wiggle on up into the right hole, you can work your way up into the Twin Cities' most famous location, the Butt Crack which, of course, leads to Santorum Springs Cave. But that location is totally on the downlow!!!! So PM me for details.
"The large print giveth and the small print taketh away."
-Tom Waits |
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TCdrainer
Location: ur moms house
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 29 on 12/13/2006 9:11 PM >
| | | | I've been trying to get into the Buttcrack for a while, but Greykat's erection is always in the way.
"Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol." |
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EatsTooMuchJam
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
Squirty "Stickybuns" von Cherrypants
| | | | | | Re: The mutha-fuckin "CHUNNEL!!!"
<Reply # 30 on 12/13/2006 9:24 PM >
| | | | Oh yeah. I heard he put that thing in there to try to keep people out. You can still get around it, though, if you really want to get in. He made it too small to completely plug up the opening.
"The large print giveth and the small print taketh away."
-Tom Waits |
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Alabaster Stack
Location: Illinois
Gender: Male
Froggy
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<Reply # 31 on 12/13/2006 9:55 PM >
| | | | Sugar-sprinkled Starfish Fuck-land! I am so going.
It hasn't happened yet... |
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GreyKat
Location: Minneapolis/St Paul MN
Gender: Male
I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks.
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<Reply # 32 on 12/13/2006 11:58 PM >
| | | | Its not too small the holes too big, not a proper chatiere at all.
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soap
Location: St. Paul, MN
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<Reply # 33 on 12/14/2006 12:23 AM >
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Coincidentally, I used to live in that area. I decided to move away after I found out that my neighbors were real crabs.
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Clockwork
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
I WILL KILL THIS MONKEY! I'M CRAZY!
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<Reply # 34 on 12/14/2006 3:26 AM >
| | | | Posted by soap
Coincidentally, I used to live in that area. I decided to move away after I found out that my neighbors were real crabs.
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Cues the drum and symbol: :::Ba da bump chink!:::::
LOL!!!
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Alabaster Stack
Location: Illinois
Gender: Male
Froggy
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<Reply # 35 on 12/14/2006 5:49 AM >
| | | | Seems like that area had to much of an over growth. Need to trim the bushes a little. But seemed like no matter what time of year you always would get a good look at Uranus from a telescope which is nice. Chodus Creek Park is not far from there too. The old Taint and Paint factory is just around the bend. Been along time since I seen that area.
It hasn't happened yet... |
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junkyard
Location: LaCrosse, WI
Gender: Male
Strategic Beer Command where the metal hits the meat.
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<Reply # 36 on 12/16/2006 2:42 AM >
| | | | It's no use to wipe the seat, crabs can jump 15 feet. And WTF?? why are you giving away all our locations Eats Too Much Jam, if that is your real name? Why not Tell everyone about the ADC while you're at it? I only know 6 of the l33test explorers that ever made it in there. Too bad you suck. Oh and another thing, you assholes need to start bringing The Mouse more beer, he's starting to get soberer. And you know what shit that caused the last time that happened.
I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com |
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