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UER Forum > Archived US: Mid-Atlantic > A lovely little spot to unwind (Viewed 217 times) Mr.Coffee  Location: Coming to a theatre near you! Gender: Male Everyone agrees, I'm Rad.  |  |  |  A lovely little spot to unwind < on 5/2/2006 6:47 AM >   Hey all, just thought i'd drop off a quick anecdote of my exploits this weekend. friday night, after several parties had petered out, i found myself with two of my friends, T and N. being bored and UE'rs, we decided to try out the facilities at the chattanoogan. thus, at 4:30 am we headed downtown to see if we could take a dip. we arrived to find the spa open, with the mens locker room occupied by a rather large man who had just finished a sauna. since there was a girl with us, we decided to use the women's facilities. anyway, to make a long story short, after enjoying a nice hot sauna and a brief skinny dip in the hotel pool, the three of us were hot tubbing it when the night security guard walked in. panic and nudity froze us into position beneath the visually obscuring bubbles of the hot tub as the night watchman came into the pool room. I managed a meek "hello", thankful that my voice didn't crack as i said it. he replied: "the spa doesn't open until 6am, since that's only ten minutes from now, i won't make you leave, but please remember that for the rest of the weekend." and left. so joyously, triumphantly, we stayed and enjoyed ourselves, obviously being full-fledged guests of the hotel in the eyes of security. a note for future explorers: the steam rooms really aren't big enough for three people, let alone three naked people, although it would have been quite humorous had an early-rising hotel patron decided to go for a swim. EDIT: cleaned up grammar [last edit 5/2/2006 6:40 PM by Mr.Coffee - edited 1 times] Coming To a Theatre Near You! UER Forum > Archived US: Mid-Atlantic > A lovely little spot to unwind (Viewed 217 times) All content and images copyright © 2002-2024 UER.CA and respective creators. Graphical Design by Crossfire. To contact webmaster, or click to email with problems or other questions about this site: UER CONTACT View Terms of Service | View Privacy Policy | Server colocation provided by Beanfield This page was generated for you in 93 milliseconds. Since June 23, 2002, a total of 738487479 pages have been generated.