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 adventure squad
 
Location: Memphis Tennessee
Gender: Male
 |  |  | Embarrasing Failures
< on 4/2/2006 5:34 PM >
|  | | | Last night, in downtown Memphis, the Adventure Squad was chased out of its UE venue by a uniformed parking attendant. No member of the Adventure Squad is under twenty four years of age. I think the parking attendant may have been seventeen. Needless to say, it hurts a little in the pride-ical area. Would anyone like to share some stories of similar mishaps? They might speed the squad's recovery.
Embarassedly,
CB of Adventure Squad
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Ian
   
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Location: The County of Kings
Gender: Male
"Great architecture has only two natural enemies: water, and stupid men."
| | Re: Embarrasing Failures
<Reply # 1 on 4/3/2006 6:59 AM >
| | | | With a name like the "Adventure Squad", how could you let such a thing happen?
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simmorill
Location: Toronto
Gender: Female
Go big or go home.
| | Re: Embarrasing Failures
<Reply # 2 on 4/3/2006 3:57 PM >
| | | | I was looking around a building in Toronto... (years ago, I think i was 15 or 16) I found an open door, all I had to do was find my way onto a loading dock. I couldn't. I never managed to get in.
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adventure squad
Location: Memphis Tennessee
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Embarrasing Failures
<Reply # 3 on 4/3/2006 5:52 PM >
| | | | Posted by Leviathan
With a name like the "Adventure Squad", how could you let such a thing happen?
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What can I say? The Adventure Squad had traumatic experiences with Parking Attendants in our young days. I guess we're scarred. Myself, I was beaten mercilessly with a coat hanger by one. I will NEVER park outside the lines again.
As far as the name goes, we wanted to be the A-team at first. But it lead to a lot of fights over who got to be Hannibal. Then we thought that the Monster Squad would be a good fit, but we were worried no one would get the reference. In the end we just split the difference.
CB
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res_novae
Location: NoVA
Gender: Male
| |  | Re: Embarrasing Failures
<Reply # 4 on 4/4/2006 12:01 AM >
| | | | Hannibal??
I'd be fighting to be Murdock.
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adventure squad
Location: Memphis Tennessee
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Embarrasing Failures
<Reply # 5 on 4/4/2006 12:45 AM >
| | | | Posted by res_novae
Hannibal??
I'd be fighting to be Murdock.
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Yes, it cannot be argued that Murdock is an unstoppable badass. So badass, in fact, that I think we were all a bit intimidated by the idea of trying to fill his shoes.
Being the comic-relief guy isn't always easy, especially when one is in an abandoned warehouse surrounded by Zombie Crackheads (see the thread on the Sears Building) The nice thing about being Hannibal is that you get to chomp cigars and say things like 'I love it when a plan comes together.'
If you're up to filling the Murdock slot please move to midtown Memphis without delay.
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David E
 
Location: San Francisco, CA
Gender: Male
Do not believe everything you see on TV.
| | | Re: Embarrasing Failures
<Reply # 6 on 4/4/2006 2:21 AM >
| | | | I would want to be Scary German Guy.
FREE THE UER 6! DOWN WITH UER LACKEYS! And to the mod that changed my sig, blow me! |
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adventure squad
Location: Memphis Tennessee
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Embarrasing Failures
<Reply # 7 on 4/6/2006 5:55 PM >
| | | | Posted by David E
I would want to be Scary German Guy.
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Hell yeah, brother. You made my day.
MONSTER FUCKING SQUAD.
Wolfman has nards.
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MCP
Location: Fallston, MD
Gender: Male
| | Re: Embarrasing Failures
<Reply # 8 on 4/13/2006 5:24 AM >
| | | | i was heading to one of the Nike Missile Bases on foot, after i parked my car, and i was about to hop the fence leading into it, when this old guy on a tractor yelled "Hey, get off of there". I just faced the other way and ran. The reason why i ran is because it was one of those older looking tractors. Like the old ass john deer ones, plus i seemed to be in a hillbilly neighborhood.
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adventure squad
Location: Memphis Tennessee
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Embarrasing Failures
<Reply # 9 on 4/13/2006 10:27 PM >
| | | | Hardly an embarrassing failure, friend. You just did the smart thing. If that guy had a tractor, then it's 50/50 he had shotgun.
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MCP
Location: Fallston, MD
Gender: Male
| | Re: Embarrasing Failures
<Reply # 10 on 4/14/2006 2:01 AM >
| | | | Well having seen movies like wrong turn, hills have eyes, even deliverance...i dont want to take my chances. BOBBY!!!
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Fixues
Gender: Male
| | Re: Embarrasing Failures
<Reply # 11 on 4/23/2006 6:16 PM >
|  | | | seems as if someone beat me to "the deliverence" punchline
[last edit 4/23/2006 6:18 PM by Fixues - edited 2 times]
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MCP
Location: Fallston, MD
Gender: Male
| | Re: Embarrasing Failures
<Reply # 12 on 4/23/2006 6:38 PM >
| | | | yey!!! somebody got it..
*1 point for me
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