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 TurboZutek
     
King Dick
Location: Scotland
Gender: Male
Giant octo-penised rapephant
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< on 10/5/2005 7:04 AM >
|  | | | Warning Signs Of Insanity:
1. You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom.
2. You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends
you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.
3. You wear your boxers on your head because you heard it will ward of
evil dandruff spirits.
4. Every commercial you hear on the radio reminds you of death.
5. You laugh out loud during funerals.
6. When your doctor tells you to say ah, you yell out "RAPE! RAPE!"
7. You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you've
stepped on as a child, and worry that their ancestors are going
to one day seek revenge.
8. You have meaningful conversations with your toaster.
9. Your father pretends you don't exist, just to play along with your
little illusion.
Join us: http://www.turbozu...m/index.php?cat=50
Chris...
We all had ostriches. My dad had an ostrich farm! I remember one day someone came in and said the high altitude bombing of Kosovo had been a limited success, so we all went out and celebrated… by killing an ostrich and boiling it in kiwi fruit. |
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Jennibel
 
Location: It's getting warmer...my mind is anticipating being on the river
Gender: Female
| |  | Re: Location X - The Asylum
<Reply # 1 on 10/5/2005 8:11 AM >
| | | | Incredible pics. Excellent!
Life without knowledge is death in disguise. |
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Mutt
Moderator
Location: Bunbury, Western Australia
Support your local Funeral Director ----- Drop Dead!
| | | Re: Location X - The Asylum
<Reply # 2 on 10/5/2005 1:09 PM >
| | | | Nice....
Is that the one we tried to get into that night?
All men are cremated equal. |
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TurboZutek
King Dick
Location: Scotland
Gender: Male
Giant octo-penised rapephant
| | | | Re: Location X - The Asylum
<Reply # 3 on 10/5/2005 1:17 PM >
| | | | Posted by Mutt
Nice....
Is that the one we tried to get into that night?
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Nah, that place now has a new £20,000 security system! 
Chris...
We all had ostriches. My dad had an ostrich farm! I remember one day someone came in and said the high altitude bombing of Kosovo had been a limited success, so we all went out and celebrated… by killing an ostrich and boiling it in kiwi fruit. |
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seicer
Location: New York
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Location X - The Asylum
<Reply # 4 on 10/5/2005 3:29 PM >
| | | | I like the descriptions! Nice as always.
Abandoned |
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lilli
Location: Surrey UK
Gender: Female
Aunt - Replace A with C
| | | | Re: Location X - The Asylum
<Reply # 5 on 10/5/2005 8:04 PM >
| | | | Really like no.8! The ferns look so surreal in the middle of that room 
lilli
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings. |
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TurboZutek
King Dick
Location: Scotland
Gender: Male
Giant octo-penised rapephant
| | | | Re: Location X - The Asylum
<Reply # 6 on 10/5/2005 8:10 PM >
| | | | Here are a few more:
The Abuse Machine
Pausing to reflect
The Face
If you want to see them all, know the full story... You know where to go.
We all had ostriches. My dad had an ostrich farm! I remember one day someone came in and said the high altitude bombing of Kosovo had been a limited success, so we all went out and celebrated… by killing an ostrich and boiling it in kiwi fruit. |
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maZe
Location: Montreal/Moncton/Ottawa
Gender: Female
"All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed" - Sean O'Casey
| |  | | Re: Location X - The Asylum
<Reply # 8 on 10/6/2005 2:15 AM >
| | | | Posted by Nivelo
can l bid on the dryer rack thingy??
I bid $2 aussie
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it's the structure of a retractable kiosk for exhibitions and salons and it's worth about $2,000 or more. I know cause I can't afford one.
Mechfreak57 in the UER chat : "George W. Bush is not perfect. He fucked up the borders and Irak is a shit storm but he's the best we've got. "
Save the world - adopt an American! |
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Pgcc
Location: Glasgow Scotland
Gender: Male
| |  | Re: Location X - The Asylum
<Reply # 9 on 10/6/2005 2:27 AM >
| | | | Posted by Nivelo
god damn it, go underground you glasgowegian nuts!
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Unlike drains in Oz our drains serve the purpose for which they were designed. Thanks to our shit climate they are 90% full of rainwater 99% of the time 
Go underground? are you nuts?? We need all the sunlight we can get up here. Godamn you antipodeans and your all year round sunshine shiney-ness 
Hence we stay topside........in between downpours and helps keep the rickets at bay
-G-
No stop signs / speed limits |
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Mutt
Moderator
Location: Bunbury, Western Australia
Support your local Funeral Director ----- Drop Dead!
| | | Re: Location X - The Asylum
<Reply # 10 on 10/6/2005 2:48 AM >
| | | | I found a drain in Glasgow that is walkable...you just need to get down to the entrance. Its halfway down a breakwater on the wall of the Clyde
[last edit 10/6/2005 3:08 AM by Mutt - edited 1 times]
All men are cremated equal. |
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TurboZutek
King Dick
Location: Scotland
Gender: Male
Giant octo-penised rapephant
| | | | Re: Location X - The Asylum
<Reply # 11 on 10/6/2005 7:08 AM >
| | | | Nivelo: Drains are for water, piss and Irn Bru run off. G is right, we need what little sunlight is available - Vitamin B1 doesn't grow on trees ya' know!!
MaZe: Yep, correct - there are also a whole bunch of blue screen panels to the side of this machine. I like the 'abuse' idea better though, so let's pretend!
The machine in (correct) use:
Mutt: Anything feeding into or coming out of the Clyde is a signed invitation from King Cholera himself - that is one dirty, dirty river. It invented AIDS!!
PGCC: S.A.D.S is a bastard, eh? I can feel my mood turning already - and BST isn't even over yet!
Chris...
*SADS: seasonally Affective Disorder Syndrome
*BST: British Summer Time.
We all had ostriches. My dad had an ostrich farm! I remember one day someone came in and said the high altitude bombing of Kosovo had been a limited success, so we all went out and celebrated… by killing an ostrich and boiling it in kiwi fruit. |
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Jennibel
Location: It's getting warmer...my mind is anticipating being on the river
Gender: Female
| | | Re: Location X - The Asylum
<Reply # 12 on 10/6/2005 11:28 PM >
| | | |
| S.A.D.S is a bastard, eh? I can feel my mood turning already |
So, S.A.D.S. is sad, huh? Uh, sorry.
Suggestion: get full spectrum light bulbs or a full spectrum light box?
Jenn
Life without knowledge is death in disguise. |
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TurboZutek
King Dick
Location: Scotland
Gender: Male
Giant octo-penised rapephant
| | | | Re: Location X - The Asylum
<Reply # 13 on 10/7/2005 6:29 AM >
| | | | Posted by Jennibel
So, S.A.D.S. is sad, huh? Uh, sorry.
Suggestion: get full spectrum light bulbs or a full spectrum light box?
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While that can help - it will not totally alleviate the problem.
/Looks up at his Philips daylight lightbulb.
Chris...
We all had ostriches. My dad had an ostrich farm! I remember one day someone came in and said the high altitude bombing of Kosovo had been a limited success, so we all went out and celebrated… by killing an ostrich and boiling it in kiwi fruit. |
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Mutt
Moderator
Location: Bunbury, Western Australia
Support your local Funeral Director ----- Drop Dead!
| | | Re: Location X - The Asylum
<Reply # 14 on 10/7/2005 11:49 AM >
| | | | Not to worry Chris, its 26 degrees C. and bright sunny day here today. You'll be here in a week and sunburn your lilly white ass.
All men are cremated equal. |
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TurboZutek
King Dick
Location: Scotland
Gender: Male
Giant octo-penised rapephant
| | | | Re: Location X - The Asylum
<Reply # 15 on 10/7/2005 12:10 PM >
| | | | Posted by Mutt
Not to worry Chris, its 26 degrees C. and bright sunny day here today. You'll be here in a week and sunburn your lilly white ass.
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I'm keeping my ass firmly under wraps after the last time we got together, thanks Mutt!!
Chris...
We all had ostriches. My dad had an ostrich farm! I remember one day someone came in and said the high altitude bombing of Kosovo had been a limited success, so we all went out and celebrated… by killing an ostrich and boiling it in kiwi fruit. |
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Driver
Location: Bilbao,Vizcaya,Spain
Gender: Male
| | Re: Location X - The Asylum
<Reply # 18 on 10/19/2005 12:21 PM >
| | | | I like the asylums a lot.In which place of UK is that?
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Pgcc
Location: Glasgow Scotland
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Location X - The Asylum
<Reply # 19 on 10/20/2005 11:59 AM >
| | | | near Glasgow somewhere
No stop signs / speed limits |
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