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1 2   UER Forum > Archived UE Tutorials, Lessons, and Useful Info > Area 51 (Viewed 1771 times) foxtrot01  Location: Ireland Gender: Male  |  |  Area 51 < on 10/3/2005 12:38 PM >   Hey all. I am new here. I work for an oranization called the FBI in the states. i am with the elite secret task force. We basicly infiltrate locations to gather imformation for the agency. now i am sick and tired of who i work for. i love my job but i am sick of the people. there has recently been some talk within the agency about Area 51. they are lowereing the securety on the base to send some of the soldiers to the Gulf. and something else. i am willing to give any information ans profeconal advice on the topic if you want. and if you want tips and hints on profecional infaltration just ask. if you want to organise a group trip somewhere. just ask. but i do it properly. REAL INFILTRATION!!! (no personal information will be revealed about me due to traking by the FBI.) Mark  Very Noble Donor Location: South Carolina Gender: Male What is a lion, king of the savannah, when hes at the south pole?  |  Re: Area 51 <Reply # 1 on 10/3/2005 12:50 PM >   A ireland based FBI agent, obviously you dont know anything about the FBI. Like they cant work outside of the US, except in anti terrorist jobs. They also do not recruit non US born citizens. Plus if you think a secret site, is going to drop there defenses when we havent called up the inactive reserve your a idiot. Not to mention even if they did magicly do something like that, it would take someone far better then a urban explorer to pull off that kind of ninja trick. PS most people on here do ABANDONED sites. "If the threat level goes up its probably because of me." "I am looking for a girl who enjoys headbutting beltbuckles" Spyder  Location: Ottawa Gender: Male Holy Fuck!!! There's a tree frog in the toilet!  |  Re: Area 51 <Reply # 2 on 10/3/2005 2:18 PM >   oranization, imformation, lowereing the securety, ans profeconal, and profecional infaltration. Nice spelling and grammar MORON. What colour is the sky in your little world? Can I come and visit your planet? I will be the President of the United States, together we can rule the world!!!! atomx  Location: Brighton, ON Gender: Male  |  |  Re: Area 51 <Reply # 3 on 10/3/2005 4:01 PM >   ooh ohh, I want to be vise presedent. I like the profeconal ans infaltration idears. "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Richard Cook Viper  Location: Vancouver, BC Canada Gender: Male Trespassing On!  |  |  Re: Area 51 <Reply # 4 on 10/3/2005 6:15 PM >   Posted by foxtrot01 I work for an oranization called the FBI in the states. *cough* Bullshit *cough* Excuse me. i am with the elite secret task force. i am willing to give any information ans profeconal advice on the topic if you want. and if you want tips and hints on profecional infaltration just ask. Isn't this a contradiction? Apparently it's not that secret, huh? Also I thought FBI 'agents' had to know how to spell. *cough* Go away *cough* Sorry, damn illness. [Edit: Wasn't 'Area 51' one of the biggest hoaxes in US history? And that the 'real' Area 51 was about three hours east? [last edit 10/3/2005 6:19 PM by Viper - edited 1 times] Earth, the world's most dangerous planet! "The will to do, the soul to dare." -Sir Walter Scott seicer  Location: New York Gender: Male  |  |  Re: Area 51 <Reply # 5 on 10/3/2005 6:16 PM >   Posted by foxtrot01 blah blah blah What waste. Abandoned nobody  Location: VANCOUVER B.C. Gender: Male 5:55 is a state of mind  |  Re: Area 51 <Reply # 6 on 10/3/2005 6:16 PM >   A ireland based FBI agent, obviously you dont know anything about the FBI. Like they cant work outside of the US, except in anti terrorist jobs. They also do not recruit non US born citizens Mark this is obviously a clever front by a well versed FBI operative! The spelling errors are just there to throw off the enemy. I personally look very forward to hearing what this clever FBI operative has to say to school us further in his teachings ;\ N. Operating Entirely With Bad Intentions Jester  Location: Vancouver,B.C. Canada Gender: Male Always just out of sight...  |  |  Re: Area 51 <Reply # 7 on 10/3/2005 6:30 PM >   It's an XK-RED-27 technique. Smokescreen... Doublebluff... It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. Chainsaw  This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information. Location: Underground, Colorado Gender: Male  |  |  Re: Area 51 <Reply # 8 on 10/3/2005 6:34 PM >   Posted by Jester It's an XK-RED-27 technique. Smokescreen... Doublebluff... (looking through code book...) XK-Red...XK-Red....Here it is KX-RED-27: Quid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. HillbillyHorus  Location: Charlottesville Virginia Gender: Male Im in ur government, killin ur d00dz  |  |  Re: Area 51 <Reply # 9 on 10/3/2005 8:45 PM >   I'm in!!!!!!!!! Being in FBI would be R0X0RS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or did you say CIA? Oh well, same thing. I should tell you im a kiddddd, but that shouldn bather u! Ur an skrt agent yo! You can't fall off a mountain. this_guy  Location: Chicago suburbs Gender: Male  |  |  Re: Area 51 <Reply # 10 on 10/3/2005 9:28 PM >   FBI? The NSA is more my style. "Every sound shall end in silence, but the silence never dies." - from Samuel Miller Hagemen, found written on the wall of an abandoned building Factor VIII  Location: tu5t1n Gender: Male The Legacy  |  |  Re: Area 51 <Reply # 11 on 10/3/2005 10:36 PM >   ha ha a pile of shit, I just got that, but seriously, how old are you supposed to be? use the boost to get through David E  Location: San Francisco, CA Gender: Male Do not believe everything you see on TV.  |  |  Re: Area 51 <Reply # 12 on 10/3/2005 10:45 PM >   Personally, NRO is more my bag, but if they want to be from super-leet FBI secret taskforce, that is their bag. They could be trying to inf this site because it contains so much info on super secret leet bases! Oh, and I am also the president of the US posing as a CSI. Please, no more and Hail to the Chief! FREE THE UER 6! DOWN WITH UER LACKEYS! And to the mod that changed my sig, blow me! Mark  Very Noble Donor Location: South Carolina Gender: Male What is a lion, king of the savannah, when hes at the south pole?  |  Re: Area 51 <Reply # 13 on 10/4/2005 12:09 AM >   I think this individual got confused looking at to many satellite photos and thought he was part of the ROE. "If the threat level goes up its probably because of me." "I am looking for a girl who enjoys headbutting beltbuckles" Reb00t  Location: Chicagoland Gender: Male Iron Chef Microwave  |  |  Re: Area 51 <Reply # 14 on 10/4/2005 12:56 AM >   STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.0) Filled out by: Reb00t Directed at: Foxtrot01 Congratulations (your name here)! You have been chosen to receive the SIRF, because of some really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following lines. After reading these lines, take the advice shown. If you are incapable of taking the advice shown because you: Cannot read Are quadriplegic Have fewer than 5 braincells Cannot count to 5 Or other problems. Please simply refrain from posting. Ever again. Thank you for your time. You are a: (check all that apply) [X] Clueless N00b [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer [X] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troll [ ] Warez Monkey [ ] Me too'er [ ] Pervert [ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Racist [ ] Rules Lawyer [ ] Fanatic [ ] Satanist [ ] Homo [X] Twit [ ] Bully [X] Waste of Skin [ ] Crybaby [x] "Expert" [ ] Unbearably self-righteous person [ ] Rabid chipmunk [X] Person who obviously cannot type, but has been trained to respond to certain characters displayed on a monitor Your post was: (check all that apply) [ ] A flame [X] A waste of bandwidth [X] Lame [X] Stupid [ ] Abusive [X] Clueless [X] Idiotic [X] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent [ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [X] Ignorant [ ] Fanatical [x] Boring [x] Dim [ ] Cowardly [ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous [ ] Crazy [x] Weird [ ] Hypocritical [x] Loathsome [ ] Satanic [ ] Despicable [ ] Belligerent [x] Mind-numbing [x] Maladroit [X] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply) [ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged [ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others [ ] You self-righteously impose your political beliefs on others [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting [ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form [ ] I don't like your tone of voice [X] What you posted has been done before ten million times [X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time [ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been [x] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand [x] You started a long, stupid thread [ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread [ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [x] You posted low-IQ trolley [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll [ ] You said "me too" to something [x] You made no sense [x] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless [ ] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL [ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS [x] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet [X] You are a loser [x] This has been pointed out to you before [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles It is recommended that you: (check all that apply) [X] Get a clue [X] Get a life [X] Go away [X] Grow up [X] Never post again [X] Have your medicine adjusted, if you dot have medicine, get some. [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [X] Find a volcano and throw yourself in [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the Stickies [ ] Consume excrement [ ] Consume excrement and thus expire [X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing In closing, I?d like to say: (check all that apply) [x] You need to seek psychiatric help [X] Take your gibberish somewhere else [X] *plonk* [X] I hate you [ ] Most of the above [X] All of the above [ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above [ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form [] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself. Cheers and Good Day! HillbillyHorus  Location: Charlottesville Virginia Gender: Male Im in ur government, killin ur d00dz  |  |  Re: Area 51 <Reply # 15 on 10/4/2005 1:19 AM >   Thanks Foxtrot01, I think you've really woken the creative side of some of the members here! I particularly liked that "Idiot Form" thing. I was laughing out loud (rare for internet humour). We should keep a copy of that and PM it to trolls. You can't fall off a mountain. KublaKhan  Location: Edinburgh, Scotland With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.  |  Re: Area 51 <Reply # 16 on 10/4/2005 3:51 AM >   I'm a double secret black-op de-caf latte CSIS FBI quadruple bi-pass operative/stealth coordinator shit-kicker. I actually met this guy at one of our conventions. He was selling hotdogs to the other double secret black-op de-caf latte CSIS FBI quadruple bi-pass operative/stealth coordinator shit-kickers. He tried to pass himself off as an FBI agent, but he didn't know the secret handshake, so we kicked him out. "The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible." --Don DeLillo PICS Hazmat_USMC  Location: Glendale, AZ Gender: Male 9-11-2001 Never forgive, never forget.  |  Re: Area 51 <Reply # 17 on 10/4/2005 4:34 AM >   Posted by foxtrot01 Hey all. I am new here. I work for an oranization called the FBI in the states. i am with the elite secret task force. We basicly infiltrate locations to gather imformation for the agency. now i am sick and tired of who i work for. i love my job but i am sick of the people. there has recently been some talk within the agency about Area 51. they are lowereing the securety on the base to send some of the soldiers to the Gulf. and something else. i am willing to give any information ans profeconal advice on the topic if you want. and if you want tips and hints on profecional infaltration just ask. if you want to organise a group trip somewhere. just ask. but i do it properly. REAL INFILTRATION!!! (no personal information will be revealed about me due to traking by the FBI.) Isn't it a school night? I remember when I use to make-believe. Next time do a little research so you at least sound a little convincable when trying to be something you're not. I'm not even going to waste my breath pointing out the discrepencies in your post. No better friend, no worse enemy. aDeLtRiTuS  Location: south australia Gender: Male  |  Re: Area 51 <Reply # 18 on 10/4/2005 2:38 PM >   all i have to say is,the next time you feel like talkin shit go down to the pub,if your old enough to get in that is.there maybe some other fool like yourself will believe your crap or hopefully youl get a slappin for talkin such crap there is no such thing as death,life is just a dream reflected in the eyes of someone that is truley aware of time nobody  Location: VANCOUVER B.C. Gender: Male 5:55 is a state of mind  |  Re: Area 51 <Reply # 19 on 10/4/2005 4:53 PM >   Foxtrot01 please respond ,it's your turn again. Come on this is fun. N. Operating Entirely With Bad Intentions UER Forum > Archived UE Tutorials, Lessons, and Useful Info > Area 51 (Viewed 1771 times) 1 2   All content and images copyright © 2002-2024 UER.CA and respective creators. 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