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 Ronin House
  
Gender: Male
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< on 9/28/2005 10:30 PM >
|  | | | Here is the situation: I have found a marvelous site. Its fairly far out of town, so walking is not an option (and I can't ride a bike). The site is next to an occupied residence and across the street from a convenience store. The question is: What should I do with my car? Is it worth the risk to park onsite or at the store?
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David E
   
Location: San Francisco, CA
Gender: Male
Do not believe everything you see on TV.
| |  | Re: Parking and Subterfuge
<Reply # 1 on 9/28/2005 10:42 PM >
| | | | Is there another store around? Can you park a couple of blocks away? SIde road? Those are a few I can think of.
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Chainsaw
 
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Location: Underground, Colorado
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Parking and Subterfuge
<Reply # 2 on 9/28/2005 10:59 PM >
| | | | Bring a friend. Get someone to drop you off and pick you up.
Quid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
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Allva
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Gender: Male
I have my moments.
| | | Re: Parking and Subterfuge
<Reply # 3 on 9/28/2005 11:21 PM >
|  | | | How about a sweet site on the edge of a busy interstate hwy? No way to park next to it without attracting attention....It's the only structure for half a mile on the access road. Any ideas?
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JohnnyDumpster
Gender: Male
| | Re: Parking and Subterfuge
<Reply # 4 on 9/28/2005 11:47 PM >
| | | | I dunno if it's a good idea or a terrible one, but what about leaving the car on the shoulder a ways a way with the hood up and a note that you ran out of gas or something and will have the car moved by night.
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Random
Location: Richmond, Virginia
Gender: Male
Partially Retired
| |  | Re: Parking and Subterfuge
<Reply # 5 on 9/29/2005 12:51 AM >
| | | | You could ask at the residence if you could park in front of their place and explain that you want to go photograph the place across the street. I've used that several times with success.
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Ronin House
Gender: Male
| | Re: Parking and Subterfuge
<Reply # 6 on 9/29/2005 3:32 AM >
| | | | That one might work. Its just some old country folk. Hell, they might even have some info on the place.
Eternal Flamewar |
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DriverDan
Location: Austin, TX
Gender: Male
| | | | Re: Parking and Subterfuge
<Reply # 7 on 9/29/2005 4:29 AM >
| | | | Posted by allva
How about a sweet site on the edge of a busy interstate hwy? No way to park next to it without attracting attention....It's the only structure for half a mile on the access road. Any ideas?
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Just walk the half a mile, it won't kill you.
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Allva
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Gender: Male
I have my moments.
| | | Re: Parking and Subterfuge
<Reply # 8 on 9/29/2005 10:45 PM >
| | | | Posted by Ronin House
That one might work. Its just some old country folk. Hell, they might even have some info on the place.
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No houses...Just flatlands on both sides of the hwy.
Walking probably is the only way....It's just that it's so darn close to the IH37. I'm talking 40-50 feet.
Going over the fence would be too obvious. Night raid is not an option...It's a daylight gig.
Any other ideas. It's a sweet site.
[last edit 9/29/2005 10:51 PM by Allva - edited 3 times]
Life is hard, but it's harder when you're stupid. |
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lost
Gender: Male
| |  | | | Re: Parking and Subterfuge
<Reply # 9 on 9/30/2005 8:59 PM >
| | | | Park right outside, I'm sure they won't notice.  I've parked right outside a lot of my infiltration sites.
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JavaDog
Location: Buffalo, NY
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Parking and Subterfuge
<Reply # 10 on 9/30/2005 11:57 PM >
| | | | Drive a Jeep Cherokee.
No, I'm serious. So many Construction/Road-Crew/Security-Guards/etc use Cherokees that they really don't look out of place.
I might be a bit biased though...
"...believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut..." |
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obxprnstar
Location: Eastern North Catolina
Gender: Male
On zombie patrol
| |  | | Re: Parking and Subterfuge
<Reply # 11 on 10/1/2005 11:48 PM >
| | | | Posted by Random
You could ask at the residence if you could park in front of their place and explain that you want to go photograph the place across the street. I've used that several times with success.
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Dammn, I am gonna have to remember that one, if you act all super secret mall ninja like, then folks will worry. But if you are FAIRLY upfront about your intentions then if anybody says anything about you to them, then they will just say somthing about you wanting to take some photo's thus helping you.
9-11-01
WILL you forget? |
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Hazmat_USMC
Location: Glendale, AZ
Gender: Male
9-11-2001 Never forgive, never forget.
| | Re: Parking and Subterfuge
<Reply # 12 on 10/4/2005 5:39 AM >
| | | | Out of sight, out of mind.
No better friend, no worse enemy.
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bandi
Lippy Mechanic Bastard
Location: Trent Hills, ON
Gender: Male
A liminal mind is all I've ever known.
| |  | Re: Parking and Subterfuge
<Reply # 13 on 10/31/2005 1:25 AM >
| | | | Posted by lost
Park right outside, I'm sure they won't notice. I've parked right outside a lot of my infiltration sites.
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That was my method up until today, when I came out to see a police officer checking out my car, and I had a nice conversation with him and ended up with a trespassing fine.
hi i like cars |
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WICKED1
Location: Hamilton, Ontario
Gender: Female
| | Re: Parking and Subterfuge
<Reply # 14 on 10/31/2005 4:12 AM >
| | | | Posted by Ronin House
What should I do with my car? Is it worth the risk to park onsite or at the store?
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I'd opt for parking at the store. Just tell the clerk you ran out of gas or something and you have to walk to a gas station (if they even ask, chances are, they won't). I think that if you park on site, especially if it's after dark, you could be drawing some unnecessary attention to yourself. You never know about those neighbors either.
"It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any."
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Brooks
Location: Fall River Ma
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Parking and Subterfuge
<Reply # 15 on 10/31/2005 4:24 AM >
| | | | I would go with just walking a little ways. well it also depends what the site is
[last edit 10/31/2005 4:25 AM by Brooks - edited 1 times]
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statik
Location: colorado
There has got to be more to life than just being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking.
| | | Re: Parking and Subterfuge
<Reply # 16 on 10/31/2005 2:27 PM >
| | | | Paint the car in digital camo, and make sure it uses a red flashlight. No one will ever see it.
Sarcasm aside... If you leave a car at the side of the road, Johnny Law will think it's either abandoned, in which case they'll tag it with an orange flag and come back in a week or so if it ain't gone, or they'll think someone's trying to infil a nearby abandoned location, and come after you. It's 50/50 either way, really.
If those odds aren't to your liking, I'd say the patent-pending Chainsaw Dropoff/Pickup plan works best. Barring that, the store is the next best thing.
None more black.. |
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No Regrets
Location: San Francisco, CA / Boston, MA / New Haven, CT
Gender: Female
| | | Re: Parking and Subterfuge
<Reply # 17 on 11/1/2005 6:18 AM >
| | | | By "I can't ride a bike", do you mean you don't know how or is there something else keeping you? I've found my bike to be very handy when trying to overpass an area that when walking slowly through would arouse too much suspicion amongst the locals but provides no good area for parking. Then lock it to the fence and/or stash it in a secluded area.
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bandi
Lippy Mechanic Bastard
Location: Trent Hills, ON
Gender: Male
A liminal mind is all I've ever known.
| | | Re: Parking and Subterfuge
<Reply # 18 on 11/1/2005 1:20 PM >
| | | | Posted by No Regrets
By "I can't ride a bike", do you mean you don't know how or is there something else keeping you? I've found my bike to be very handy when trying to overpass an area that when walking slowly through would arouse too much suspicion amongst the locals but provides no good area for parking. Then lock it to the fence and/or stash it in a secluded area.
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Hmmm... I have a nifty "Auto Mini" folding bike from the 60's... this could be very useful in UE situations. Park a mile away... take the bike out of the trunk, ride it to the site, fold it up and hide it.
hi i like cars |
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maxt
Location: Tampa Bay, FL
Gender: Male
RAR!
| | Re: Parking and Subterfuge
<Reply # 19 on 11/1/2005 8:39 PM >
| | | | I second the hood up distressed motorist tactic. Just don't carry a gas can (keep it in the car) when you're walking, lest someone see you enter the building with it =/. While walking back, you have the added convincing story element of "leaving the gas can in the car oops". It's worked for me, but just make sure you do not stop near any residences as they may come out to lend a hand if it's a friendly and neighborly section of the sticks.
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