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DjMalign
Location: Fort Collins, CO Gender: Male
Sexy, sexy, sexy
| | | One messed up exploration < on 4/28/2005 8:00 AM >
| | | This story will be available in a location once I get all my pics straight and finalize the disc they're on but it was the first time i've ever felt like I was in serious danger during an exploration and I wanted to share it with all of you: I was itching to explore, but since my normal crew works 9-5 most of the time I was shit out of luck for any exploration partners so I go it alone. Earlier in the day I tackle and conquer a location that wasn't worth the effort. So I decide that the ghetto is the best place to find some interesting locations. I find some big new locations I wanted to explore but didn't feel comfortable tackling places that may be dangerous to go in alone. After passing up 3 or 4 of these I happened upon a very abandoned looking christian school near the state prison. Seeing as there was no signage I pull right up to it and scope it out. After taking some pictures of the outside I try the doors, which are chained. One however had been cleverly made to look locked up but was easily opened AKA "esperanto style" *that's for the atlanta crew*. So I head in and the place stinks like shit. the classrooms were filled with trash and lots of clothes. A few desks remained but nothing interesting besides the ominous pile of new looking shoes in the corner of one of the rooms. I head to the bathroom and find that the smell has come from squatters constantly using the non functional toilet. In the corner of the bathroom however was a desk facing the wall. For some reason this sends a shiver down my spine, but alas I move on. As I go towards the rooms in the back I hear the chain at the front door jiggling, then I hear it open and hear voices. I hide behind a door in one of the rooms near the front door and I hear what sounded to be like a coupe of people heading into one of the sleeping rooms. Taking my cue I tip toe to the front door and start to undo the chain, but it makes a lot of noise. From the other room I hear "What the Fuck? WHAT THE FUCK??!!!! WHO THERE? I'M GONNA KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKA!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" and I hear the door kick open down the hall. I proceed to bust open the front door as the racket gets louder behind me with several feet running towards me and I ran faster than I have in YEARS to my car. By the time I pulled out of the lot they closed the door amd THANKFULLY did not attempt to pursue me outside the school. Needless to say, I never plan on exploring squats alone again.
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SaraBellum Berkshire Hunt
Location: Villa Villekulla Gender: Female
Coming to a cinema near you this summer.
| | | Re: One messed up exploration <Reply # 1 on 4/28/2005 9:11 AM >
| | | Oh, that's horrible! Luckily they weren't armed. I'm glad you made it out safely.
[01:47:56] <GreyDeath> Sara just stares her enemies into submission and eventually madness "You can either be wise or a bad-ass gangsta, but not both. You must choose your path." ~~metawaffle |
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fedge
Location: Gaud Corners, Ontario, Canada Gender: Male
you blight up my life™®
| | | Re: One messed up exploration <Reply # 2 on 4/28/2005 1:46 PM >
| | | It's time to place an anonymous call to 911 to scare the squatters...
18-odd Years Of UER-ing! |
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Scaggs
Gender: Male
| | Re: One messed up exploration <Reply # 3 on 4/28/2005 1:53 PM >
| | | Malign, I would have paid money to see you running like that! This, my friend, is why we invest money into the "red can of happiness" for when the crackheads come for you. ps - "esperanto" style, huh? Seems our friend RP has already been there
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Ellery
Location: Virginia Gender: Male
Living in the shadows
| | | Re: One messed up exploration <Reply # 4 on 4/28/2005 2:38 PM >
| | | whew... glad you made it out of there in one piece. That had to be one scary moment. I agree with fedge...a call to 911 might not be bad idea....
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drainpunk
| | Re: One messed up exploration <Reply # 5 on 4/28/2005 3:05 PM >
| | | I hope I don't get in that kind of situations. I probably wouldn't got out alive. :\ Dangerous hobby. Glad you made it.
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rotten peach
Location: Atlanta Gender: Male
| | Re: One messed up exploration <Reply # 6 on 4/28/2005 7:31 PM >
| | | Posted by DjMalign AKA "esperanto style"
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Posted by abandonedsc Seems our friend RP has already been there
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Nope, not yet anyway but it sounds fun! And I really got a kick out of watching y'all's eyes bug out as I worked my magic -look familiar? http://www.uer.ca/...al.asp?picid=92295
Posted by abandonedsc This, my friend, is why we invest money into the "red can of happiness"
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Yep, nothing like a little lead spray, er, I mean red spray to shake the squats off your tail!
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OnceUponATime
Location: Scotland! The land of heather and....erm kilts!! Gender: Female
The idiots are here, and all they've brought is candy.
| | | Re: One messed up exploration <Reply # 7 on 4/28/2005 7:38 PM >
| | | That must have been really scary, but luckily you got out of there before they could cause any harm. And it's good that you aren't embarrassed by the fact that you were scared, and you have the decency to warn people about going to buildings alone.
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clockw0rk
Location: Chicago, IL Gender: Male
| | | | Re: One messed up exploration <Reply # 8 on 4/28/2005 11:38 PM >
| | | Wow, that's one crazy story. I'd phone the police, you never know what's going on in there especially with the fact that its right next to a prison.
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Caine In The Underdark
Location: Toronto, Ontario. Gender: Male
Aah.... Shit.
| | Re: One messed up exploration <Reply # 9 on 4/28/2005 11:44 PM >
| | | Wow, sounds like you had a hell of a rush, and thankfully you got out safely. Perhaps you should carry a weapon when exploring places like that from now on?
†:: A strange thing has been happening in London. A man wearing a rabbit mask has been cutting off the heads of young girls, and then fleeing from the scene. Spectators are calling this mystery man, The Mad March Hare. ::† |
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sarahh
Location: ohio Gender: Female
| | | Re: One messed up exploration <Reply # 10 on 4/28/2005 11:47 PM >
| | | and thats why you use the buddy system / learn to run really fast.
The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one. -Adolf Hilter |
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brian783
Location: Austin, Tx Gender: Male
| | | Re: One messed up exploration <Reply # 11 on 4/28/2005 11:59 PM >
| | | Jeeze. As far as the buddy system goes, when out and about who prescribes to the every person for themselves when its time to run or the were in this together we go down together attitude KTHNX B
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totensiebush
Location: Berkeley, CA Gender: Male
neophyte
| | Re: One messed up exploration <Reply # 12 on 4/29/2005 12:09 AM >
| | | Posted by Caine In The Underdark Wow, sounds like you had a hell of a rush, and thankfully you got out safely. Perhaps you should carry a weapon when exploring places like that from now on?
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Weapons are not a good idea when UEing, as if you get caught with one it is likely a LOT worse that if you are unarmed. Something like a 4D mag lite works as a compromise in many situations, but not something that is purely a weapon.
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Caine In The Underdark
Location: Toronto, Ontario. Gender: Male
Aah.... Shit.
| | Re: One messed up exploration <Reply # 13 on 4/29/2005 12:33 AM >
| | | Posted by totensiebush
Weapons are not a good idea when UEing, as if you get caught with one it is likely a LOT worse that if you are unarmed. Something like a 4D mag lite works as a compromise in many situations, but not something that is purely a weapon.
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Of course, I just simply meant something that if need be, can deliver a good crack to the skull.
†:: A strange thing has been happening in London. A man wearing a rabbit mask has been cutting off the heads of young girls, and then fleeing from the scene. Spectators are calling this mystery man, The Mad March Hare. ::† |
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Scaggs
Gender: Male
| | Re: One messed up exploration <Reply # 14 on 4/29/2005 1:02 AM >
| | | Posted by totensiebush
Weapons are not a good idea when UEing, as if you get caught with one it is likely a LOT worse that if you are unarmed. Something like a 4D mag lite works as a compromise in many situations, but not something that is purely a weapon.
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I carry a .45 when I'm exploring by myself, but if I'm with others, I don't so as to keep them out of trouble. I'd rather take that chance.
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El_Gordo_Uno
Location: Wenatchee, Washington Gender: Male
This post brought to you by Allan Smithee
| | | | | Re: One messed up exploration <Reply # 15 on 4/29/2005 1:37 AM >
| | | I carry a jar of pickle juice. But not when I explore with others because no one wants to ride with the guy who smells like kosher dills
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges |
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Mark Very Noble Donor
Location: South Carolina Gender: Male
What is a lion, king of the savannah, when hes at the south pole?
| | Re: One messed up exploration <Reply # 16 on 4/29/2005 3:54 AM >
| | | Posted by abandonedsc
I carry a .45 when I'm exploring by myself, but if I'm with others, I don't so as to keep them out of trouble. I'd rather take that chance.
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I to go armed sometimes mostly not. Depends on where I am going and who I am with.
"If the threat level goes up its probably because of me." "I am looking for a girl who enjoys headbutting beltbuckles" |
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loprox
| | Re: One messed up exploration <Reply # 17 on 4/29/2005 5:55 AM >
| | | Never ever ever ever go alone. I have learnt this from experience. Plus I'm way too frightened by weird noises. True story: Some weird guy appeared from nowhere, freaked the shit out of me. He sat down and passed out right in front of me. I just got the heck out of there. Maybe I should have stayed to see if he was ok?
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ComatoseBlond
Location: Right Here, Right Now... Gender: Female
| | | Re: One messed up exploration <Reply # 18 on 4/29/2005 7:12 PM >
| | | I would've shit myself...
**"When you seek me, you destroy me Rape my mind and smell the poppies Born and bloodied every single time..."** |
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Scaggs
Gender: Male
| | Re: One messed up exploration <Reply # 19 on 4/29/2005 7:45 PM >
| | | Posted by loprox Never ever ever ever go alone. I have learnt this from experience. Plus I'm way too frightened by weird noises. True story: Some weird guy appeared from nowhere, freaked the shit out of me. He sat down and passed out right in front of me. I just got the heck out of there. Maybe I should have stayed to see if he was ok?
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That's awesome! He passed out?
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